negotiations

When two individuals explode out of the heart tree at Winterfell, the Bolton's think it's a blessing from the gods. It certainly is a change in their fortunes. Sansa expected to die the day the Bolton's did after their guest made the ground shake with her fury. Only she didn't, and now she is nominally the one in charge. With no army, no support outside of those men who saw an angry god and decided not to help their liege Lord, and said god is now her terrifying guest. Daisy would like to stop being mistaken for a god, and also reiterate flaying innocent people alive is not an acceptable practice. It would help if Fitz would wake up already because she's clearly not going to be able to get them out of the medieval hellscape they're now trapped in. Although Fitz wouldn't be her first choice of companion to be stranded with. And magic ice zombies, because of course there's magic ice zombies.

Harry's shy and virginal with a past, new on the football team; Louis' the (experienced) popular star of the team and Harry's new mentor.

Morvran Voorhis, first-ranked prince of Nilfgaard, has been sent to Kaer Morhen on a diplomatic mission. His tasks are twofold: first, negotiate a nonaggression treaty between the wild barbarian Warlord of the North and the Nilfgaardian Empire. And second, ingratiate himself with the mysterious Warlord’s daughter and heir apparent, Princess Cirilla. Sir Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, a Vicovaran knight, has been assigned to protect young Prince Voorhis on this mission. Prince Voorhis may be the best of a bad lot, but Cahir’s still not looking forward to the threats or the temperature of a winter in the distant North. They both know their mission is a dangerous one. But they don’t know where the true danger lies…and while they know how to navigate Nilfgaard’s treacherous court, they are not prepared for Kaer Morhen. This is a mission they might not survive…and if they do, they might be changed beyond all recognition.

MC interrupts a "disagreement" between Belphegor and Beelzebub and neither are willing to talk about it. That one instance kicks off more chaos than MC may be up for. Learning about pacts. Growing and healing together with interference, insurrections, and many shenanigans. Attempts to update once a week. P.S. I encourage you to leave your fan theories in the comments section <3 P.P.S. I only add the twincest warning for people who see B&B as related or "raised" together. To me, they're one symbiotic entity that can't survive without the other half.

He blames Lydia. He would never have even considered this if she hadn't mentioned it like it was legit. But short of falling down the rabbit hole of student debt, he doesn't have a whole lot of options. So, whatever, he can try the sugar baby thing. No one has to know. Of course Peter has to go and ruin everything.

Megatron escaping from prison was, of course, Sentinel’s frag-up. What Optimus didn’t count on was being kidnapped by the warlord on his way out. Now, halfway across the galaxy, Optimus must discover the reason behind Megatron’s reluctance to kill him, and with it a secret of his species’ biology that may hold the key to peace between Autobots and Decepticons.

End of 6th Year, in an AU where Dumbledore has Harry under compulsions. Harry finds himself breaking free from those binds and accidentally gives Tom Riddle back his sanity. Tom of course takes the next logical step in this chain of events: forcing the Boy-Who-Lived into a marriage contract with him so he can obtain the Slytherin Lordship (definitely not because he likes the boy, Nagini please stop saying that). Follow Harry and friends (though mostly Harry) as the Chosen One navigates negotiations, falls in love with the new Tom, and schemes his way past Dumbledore and into power.

What happens when you combine outstanding medical bills with a werecoyote ex-something-or-other, who doesn't understand boundaries? In Stiles' case, the answer is: Peter Hale as a sugar daddy. Stiles knew doing this with Peter was probably a bad idea. He knew it wouldn't be easy. He knew his friends wouldn't understand. Stiles also knew he was going to do it anyway.

Will Graham needs a job. Since quitting the FBI, he’s been adrift for months, broken and lost; chasing a desire he doesn’t understand in increasingly destructive ways. What he needs is stability, direction, something to help put his life back in order and quiet the buzzing in his head. A chance encounter with the classifieds might just give him exactly what he needs. Secretary Wanted.Dr. H. Lecter. Psychiatric private practice.Typing and good manners essential.Must follow direction.

When I don't touch you it's a mistake in any life, in each place and forever. Set after and in the same universe as "the sensation of falling as you just hit sleep"; orders of magnitude more plotless and filthy okay that's less true than it used to be. (Now complete!)

The kid in civvies knocking on the door to his apartment shrieks Jason's name and launches himself at Jason, who catches him on reflex. He realizes it's the Replacement at the same time he notices the kid is so tiny he could barely pass for twelve, let alone fourteen. "Jason," his Replacement mumbles again into his chest, and Jason finally regains the presence of mind to move them backwards into the apartment. If he's murdering the kid now, better to do it with privacy.

AU – Team 10’s plan to avenge Asuma-sensei doesn’t go as planned; failing to catch Hidan, Shikamaru is knocked unconscious by one of Kakuzu’s masked minions and the other two chunnin have been effectively snagged by his tendrils. Using the students’ wellbeing as leverage, a thoroughly pleased, curious and turned-on Hidan decides that, to the victor, go the spoils; it’s not that he doesn’t enjoy being an uke for Kakuzu, but Jashin-sama had clearly given him a gift to unwrap... And he plans to enjoy doing so... What follows is a path of life that Hatake Kakashi doesn't so much get lost on but dragged down; his morals, perspectives and sanity will all be tested as, with each untangling of the threads sent to bind him, he'll find himself falling deeper into a web that covers plots darker than he could ever imagine... ~Warning: non-con, threats, heavy-bondage, Hidan, plotting, hostage negotiation, subjugation, biting, heavy-petting, foul-language, forced orgasm, taking advantage, making deals under duress; read at your own risk!~

Fred and George have discovered there used to be a dedicated cocksucker for each dorm. Now there's an interesting tradition that Hogwarts: A History somehow forgot to mention. Anyway. The twins. A magic sex contract. What's the worry? Poor Harry. He's killed Voldemort and is back at Hogwarts studying for NEWTs but he's still got to learn the two most important lessons of his life: 1. How to suck cock.2. Always read the fine print.

Sherlock hasn't had an orgasm in twenty years. John is intrigued.

"We're all his," Peter says. "Some of us have learned when to leverage that to our advantage, and some of us are still too focused on what we belong to, rather than who and why." or, There are so many things to take care of in their immediate future -- meeting with the Consilium, a visit to Letitia in Dallas, the drive back to Beacon Hills, dealing with the pack -- and yet Peter thinks he'd be capable of doing anything, as long as he has Stiles by his side. (And oh, he does.)

I started this at 3AM, it is now 8:30 AM. I hope this is good and not trash lol. Izuku and Katsuki have some kinky sex.

They sent a child. They wanted him to marry a child the same age as his own kids. What in the name of Tui and La- How dare the? How dare they!? OR The 100-year war is more of a 95-year war, end earlier for reasons that don't matter right now. After a few years of negotiations, Firelord Azulon wants a marriage alliance between the Chief of the Southern Water Tribe and a member of the Fire Nation royal family. No one really wants this, but after five years, Hakoda can tell his people are tired and want to move on, so he's willing to do what it takes to make peace happen. That is until the Fire Nation sends him a child to marry, and there is no way in hell that is happening. Based on a Tumblr post I can't get out of my head.

“Oh, dating. Romance. Ridiculous,” Sherlock snapped. “Asking you to have coffee,” he spat the word, “would have been pure prevarication, given my intentions. Massive waste of time. I’m not interested in playing out some meaningless script of conventional courtship.” Sherlock drew even closer, too close, until his voice grated in Molly’s ear. “I am interested in holding you down and doing incredibly filthy things to you. And making you enjoy every moment of it.”

The Force really did seem to have a strange sense of humor. Anakin had never had a father and their child had two of them, but no mother. Obi-Wan could have laughed himself to pieces about it, if the knowledge of his desperate situation hadn't made him cry.

“As in, there is one future where the White Walkers are defeated immediately, the Long Night is merely a passing shadow and we are spared most of the senseless deaths that came upon Westeros since Ned Stark died. But it’s not a future I can try to turn into a reality,” Bran says with a long sigh. “What – what do you mean?” Lord Connington doesn’t sound too convinced, but he’s listening intently, or so it seems from the frown on his face. “That in order for us all to live, Aerys Targaryen must die not sooner and not later than he did, but Rhaegar must live,” Bran says tiredly, “along with Elia Martell and her children. Whether Lyanna Stark does or not is irrelevant, as long as all three children live and know they are the heads of the dragon. It’s no job for someone like me – I can only walk if I visit the past or the future, not if I want to live in it. How useless it is that one has such powers but then cannot even walk, isn’t it?” “You – you mean to – send us to the past?” Brienne asks, barely audible.

After realizing that her son will not and cannot be stopped until everything is shrouded in darkness, Baghra decides to leave the little palace and goes looking for the only one that could stop him. A sun summoner. Ever since she was adopted she has been training for what Baghra claims to be her destiny, to defeat the evil Darkling. But training and real life are very different. When she finally stands in the presence of her enemy, she realizes it won't be as easy to defeat him as she assumed as something inside her calls to him. Can she stop the Darkling, or will she be another piece on the board to fall under his control?