Life is a bitch. But it's my bitch.

Here is a slightly uncomfortable fact that Cassian would rather not have become public knowledge: He has such a thing for watching Jyn fight. He's also fairly helpless when it comes to surprise kisses.

Omegas have to be arranged to marry young Newt learns. When they go into heat their bodies need to mate, need an alpha to sooth the ache or it won't go away. So Newt's parents chose Percival for him and sometimes people think it's cruel but Newt never had, it had been a comfort, to know Percival was waiting for him.

Bradley keeps growing past the 6'5" limit of being a naval aviator, Maverick lets out an internal sigh of relief. He's not going to be the one responsible for stopping Bradley from becoming a pilot. However, because karma is a cruel mistress, Bradley becomes a sky diver, specialising in spin recovery. Mav will never understand why his godson continually jumps out of perfectly good planes. Later Bradley's level of skill is such that he becomes a civilian contractor to the Airforce and Navy to teach pilots how to survive parachute spins from ejections. The Airforce contact Bradley first, it annoys Ice to no end.

A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse? Not compliant with HBP and DH (written and first published in 2004)

Uzi tries summoning a Divine Tenko Kitsune, to find and search some wisdom from a goddess, so she can try and figure out how to make some friends.. But things don't go as planned!

A woman whose family's name is loathed far and near becomes the Green Lantern of Space Sector 2814, one of the protectors of the universe, while another woman on her way to becoming the fastest person alive joins the Maid of Might, the Last Son of Mars, the Man of Steel, Earth's Cosmic Crusader and the Dark Knight to form the most powerful force for justice ever assembled!

You help Dan Heng when he goes through his heat cycle

"So, what have we got?" "Too many civilians on this case.""Two crazy superhuman criminals who claim to be gods.""...a headache.""A team unequipped for dealing with this?""Actually, I was thinking... what is the Tesseract? Really. Why do they want it so bad? Why do we want it so bad?" or alternativelyThe story where aliens found us first and they're kinda assholes.

Anonymous asked: Genderbent Karkat's bosom swells up with milk to a ridiculous size. She flips the fuck out until Terezi shows up and helps her out by drinking some of her milk, which causes her chest to expand as well. She doesn't mind that, though.

Ficlets from that time Emma Swan and Regina Mills get accidentally turned into five year olds.

You know exactly what she is at first sight, and it doesn’t matter that an ornate mask conceals the upper part of her face. She recognizes what you are one heartbeat later, nostrils flaring in your direction. You too may as well not have bothered with disguise. You quietly chuckle and despite being on the other side of the ballroom she must have seen you laugh, because she rolls her eyes at you and huffs, clearly annoyed. Perhaps she thinks you aren’t taking her seriously, or maybe she feels challenged. The All-Mother knows how prickly Alpha wolves can be on matters of territory and precedence.

In which Tsuna stops giving a shit after one too many fights.

This is just another Hogwarts Reunion fic that hopefully won't be too cliché. Ten years after the end of the war, a reunion is held to reunite old friends and allies. When Harry receives his invitation, he immediately wonders if a certain Gryffindor Princess will be there. Many others wonder if after a decade in hiding, the Gryffindor Princess will return to Hogwarts once again.

When Draco shouts out, this potion stinks like Potter - Hermione explains, that it’s Amortentia.

This time tomorrow he will be back ‘home’, checking Kate's bag for charms that will kill the coven they're being sent to review. For now, Derek takes a deep breath, and buries his face in the crook of Stiles' neck.

In Which Karkat Vantas Finds His Ashen Quadrant Filling Itself, Somewhat Against His Wishes, Leaving Him With A Small Mountain Of What The Fuck Do I Do Now? An exploration of what "ashen" looks like, being romance, platonic, black, and conciliatory all at once.

Rei's been distant from his teammates since regionals. Nagisa decides it requires the effort of their entire team to "reassure" him. Some Rin/Haru thrown in there for good measure.

Many sinners will tell you just how frightening the King of Hell truly is. From the way he holds himself up in battle to the way he loves his daughter and wife. That's what the public said, anyway. He had to make Charlie happy. He had to, there was no other way about it. She was in fact his everything. He couldn't risk losing her again. Even if risking revealing the worst parts of himself to an unexpected, annoying, self-centered, certain Overlord.

But Ed doesn’t mind it, he really doesn’t mind it, when Ling―Greed―fuck―Greedling drags nails just this side of too sharp down Ed’s chest and Ed finds himself arching up into the pressure until the skin breaks. Ed swallows a moan, Greedling stares and the papery bark between Ed’s shoulder-blades scrapes in counterbalance to the cuts welling up on his chest creating a pain-pleasure feedback loop that Ed doesn’t want to stop. He needs this to calm down the ever circling, consuming doubts and worries and plans that have crowded his skull since he separated from Al, since he learned of the Promised Day. He needs to reset, he needs to feel alive. --AKA porn in the woods with a rogue homunculus, a shifty prince and an alchemist who just needs to reset. (Guest starring Mustang's desk, because dirty talk).

Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made. Faith. His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs. "I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him. I remember you. I remember you. I will always, for as long as I live, remember you. (A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.) (MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)

Aubrey loves Halloween and she wants to make sure that everybody is having a good time at the Bellas Bash - until she feels that maybe she is having too much fun. (No copyright infringement intended.)

1930s, comics era- but Bucky is 20 instead of 16. 90% porn.

You surprise the boys with their favourite foods and Gabriel feels forgotten. At least, until he sees the cupcakes you baked for him.

Having been kidnapped and held for two months at the hands of Death Eaters at the end of 5th year, Harry must reconcile his own personal strife and the state of his magic.