Person Three (or is it two, or four?)

Gym teacher Dean Winchester has had a bad day. Luckily for him, his babysitter knows how to put him in a good mood.

Regina has had a rough day today. Unruly townspeople and unloving son pretty much sums it up. The day gets worse when an angry Emma Swan comes banging at her door late one night...at least that's how she thinks it's going to go. One Shot. Sub!Regina. Possible trigger warnings. This is an intense scene so if you can't handle this kinda of stuff please do not read it for your own safety.

Tony hasn't been the same since Bucky arrived at Stark Tower. That much is obvious. But Steve is overjoyed to have his best friend back and is somewhat oblivious to how Tony is withdrawing away from him. Because surely Tony is just overworked as usual. He must be quiet and jumpy because he is sleep deprived. And of course he has a few cuts and bruises on the visible parts of his skin - he fights and works for the Avengers as a living. It's part of the job description. Until it isn't. Will Steve discover the physical and mental trauma that Tony is going through before it is too late?

Prompt: if you like the prompt do write it modern au where Steve is just plain mean to Tony, he likes him but can't say it. Tony is afraid of him. Bucky likes Tony and one day asks him out. Bucky doesn't appreciate Steve being mean and had tried to stop him too. Tony says yes. Steve regrets his behavior and apologizes and after a lot of thinking ends up being happy for them. In the end he starts dating Sam. Winteriron. Hea.

A very human Castiel shows up at the bunker. Dean&Sam must guide him through the regular acts of being a human (such as eating, washing his clothes, bathing, etc.). While Cas is beyond frustrated with these mundane tasks, Dean and Sam are thoroughly enjoying themselves trying to teach him the basic necessities of being human. -Slow-building Destiel, plenty of fluff, and all kinds of fun.

Five times John was kidnapped, thinking he was the weak link of the pair, and one time they were smart enough to kidnap Sherlock before they realized it was better if they kidnapped John after all. Having a brother that occupied a minor position in the British government and bad-ass kicking soldier for a best friend did that to you.

The first time Kurt and Blaine say I love you.

Due to a weird accident Lucius Malfoy finds himself as Harry Potter's new, adopted father. What happens when Lucius discovers that his feelings towards our favourite hero aren't exactly fatherly? AU after fourth year, WIP, rating and warnings for the whole story.

Caves, Arthur thought sourly, half-holding Merlin up as they ran, were never a good idea.

Danny's sister, Vicki, comes to live in Hawaii with her big brother. However, she meets Steve before she knows who he is. Will these two be able to get past the fact that they liked each other before they knew who the other was? Will life block their love before it even begins? Misunderstandings may just lead to the best love either has ever known. Steve/OC

Phichit wakes up one morning to find he has attained full sentience. He is then forced through his own personal hell of living through different genres of fanfiction, and the only way to move on is to get Yuuri and Victor together. Luckily, he is the (multi) universe’s greatest wingman!

Jim takes the long road home after a mission. Or: the one where Jim was trapped in his own mind by an alien drug and Bones stayed with him and Spock helped.

One of James' dirty pleasures was f**king his little sister.Written in 2010.

It had happened in the library at one of the sets of couches along the back wall. He’d been struggling with an essay for Arithmancy while Theo sat beside him on the couch, relaxed back against the armrest, and reading a book for Muggle Studies. In a moment of frustration, Harry leaned back and ended up somehow resting on Theo’s chest rather than the back of the couch. Or: The time in Eighth Year when Harry realizes he might have feelings for Theo.

You and Rick have had feelings for each other since Terminus, but he never makes a move. Frustrated, you come up with a plan to spur him into action.

After trying out a spell from one of Patchy's books works out TOO well, Marisa gets herself a new love-powered wand, and she's going to use it all the girls of Gensokyo. Discontinued. Futanari, Harem, ImpregnationRepost from Fanfiction.net up to chapter 2

Things go according to Alexandria's plan during Cell. A discredited Taylor is sent to the Birdcage for killing Tagg, but Cauldron intercepts her and puts her to work. Dead; see last chapter for author's notes.

"If you're asking if I ate, yes I did." Harry replied as he made his way into their bedroom to change into something more comfortable, and to hide the small box in his pocket, "Have you already had dinner?" After a slight pause, Draco answered with unusually detached voice, "Yes. I had dinner with Granger and Weasley." "You know they're both Weasleys no-" Harry mindlessly replied, but his brain finally caught up to him. He ran out to the living room, not caring that he's just wearing his pants, and nothing else. "Wait, Draco, please, let me explain." "Who were you with, Harry?" Draco asked in a monotone voice, which ironically terrified Harry even more than his boyfriend's usual explosive reactions. "Lying straight to my face as if I was some ordinary wizard from the streets." "Lucius..." "Ah, yes, my slag of a father." Draco tilted his head into a certain direction as his voice trembled, "You always did like them, blonde and pretty."

Ok, this fic is really long and it has a lot of chapters. But more importantly, it will get very kinky. Also, its slightly AU in that Eren was never a soldier and most of the titans have been wiped out so everything is pretty much at peace along with the fact that it is socially acceptable for elite members of society to keep human "pets". Also, there are some intense parts, but besides that, enjoy:3 DISCLAIMER: This is not a bdsm relationship based on a healthy foundation. It gets better over time, but it's complicated.

Someone starts playing tricks on Thor and Loki and Loki tells Thor an ancient dirty story.

Team RWBY is thrown into civil war. Hilarity ensues.

Continuation of previous AHCOD ficlet: Eridan running away from home on the back roads of the Midwest, cold and hungry, entirely alone. A dude with Danny Zuko hair in a beat-up Camaro ends up offering him a ride. Humanstuck: Cronus and Eridan are not super closely related. A spinoff of a ficlet, and best read after the original. THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. There will not be further updates. My apologies to anyone who was hoping for more, but this one's not going to be continued.

"Kids?" Soap asks, curving his fingers into a silent okay to Ghost without thinking. "Plural?" "Yes. A boy and a girl. Little Joseph was born a couple of months ago, according to the records." "Oh," is all Soap says because oh. He has a nephew. A little baby nephew. And then, because that is apparently not enough of a revelation, the doctor says: "You are listed as their legal guardian, Mr. MacTavish. We need you to pick them up."

Today was Bucky's 100th birthday, and as such you and Steve had made it your mission to give him 100 birthday spankings from his S/O’s.

In his seventh year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter developed a fascination for his Potions Professor. Five years later, an adult Harry still wistfully thinks about Severus Snape. When they meet again, Harry finds his attraction undiminished but is at a loss on how to proceed to get what he wants. Luckily, pursuit is easy when the prey is willing to get caught.