medically inadvisable sex

Want some spice in your life? Here's some sinful Yandere One Shots for your Twisted Wonderland Characters that no one really asked for, we just wanted to feed the hornii. Except this time, you are allowed to ask for what you want.

The morning after her and Byleth's wedding, Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg wakes up in her old bedroom in Garreg Mach to discover that she has brown hair, only one Crest, ten happy and healthy brothers and sisters, and a bad habit of sleeping through her professor's lectures. Hubert is unusually cheerful, Byleth teaches the Blue Lions, and nobody has heard of the Flame Emperor. Instead, a figure known as the Hurricane King and his sinister cohort the Death Knight stalk the monastery. No sooner has Edelgard sought out this new world's Byleth than she finds herself standing in the eye of a storm of continent-spanning conspiracies centered on a young man with snow-white hair — one that will engulf Garreg Mach, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Adrestian Empire, and Edelgard's own family as it carries the roaring winds of war across Fodlan. A threat from a past so ancient it predates even Fodlan's oldest and murkiest myths is stirring, threatening to tear time itself asunder — and it may be her only way back home.

Author's Note: FUCK WILBUR SOOT, this story was written pre-allegations and the author bears no sympathy or affection for content creators attached to their respect characters.-Summary: "In one moment, Tommy is being beaten against an obsidian wall." In the next, he's waking up in his childhood bedroom. There's magic on his tongue, he's in his childhood home, and his family is still dysfunctional but they are at least together. He can prevent their destruction if he can just get past his own grown fears of them. He can do this by himself, it's what is best for them all. He can keep them from breaking apart, keep Wilbur and Tubbo from all the pain they've experienced. Tommy can do this for them, even if he's a little bit cracked now. If they get suspicious, well, what was that play Wilbur mentioned once? Hamlet? Tommy can just do what that guy did. (Tommy time travels into the past and begins to disguise his traumatic responses as the same kind of Chat Madness his older brother Techno is known for. But madness begets madness, and how far can Tommy go with a lie that begins to bleed at the edges?)

when strange movement in a pharmacy catch's Casey's eye one night, no one could have known the stress, panic and confusion the next few months would bring---a turtle not in their right mind ends up in an unknown place with even more unknown threats lurking around every corner, with a hurt little one there's nothing he can do but what his mind screams. protect his bale, at any cost

“It’s an easy job.” He continues, as if Louis wants to listen. “Like I said, a few trips. Parties, students, nothing dramatic.” Louis gazes over to Harry. He’s looking thoughtful now, eyes on the green like he’s talking more to himself than Louis. “Clubbing, drinks. Whatever, the business is just a side thing.” That’s not how Louis remembers it to be, “You lying?” He honestly can’t tell. Harry shakes his head slowly, meeting Louis' eyes. “No,” He answers almost toneless. Harry clears his throat, “I won’t put you in any dangerous situation.” His voice is sincere, Louis can tell he means it, his jade green eyes glinting with truth. or,- Louis Tomlinson is a drug addict, sent away from his beloved party-scene to recover. There, he discovers that small towns have just as much access to drugs as London did, plus something even better that he just can't get enough of. That something is a boy with green eyes and bouncy curls named Harry Styles. -

Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd. Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret. Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out. Aka Disney Princess!Claude

Honestly? None of them take mystic as seriously as they should. Sure they respect it and are fascinated by it (excluding Donnie), but none of them really considered the dangers that it may hold for the four of them.A fight with a mystic user is going to change that forever.____________________Leo is struck with a curse that makes him unable to sleep. As his mind deteriorates and his family struggles for an answer, he slowly loses himself to his delirium, unable to tell reality from his mind.

Aizawa tries to go get popcorn and instead gets an uncomfortable encounter with a student's estranged father.

Spoilers for V7Episode 8. On the way to the bathroom at the party in the Schnee home, Jaune Arc runs into a drunken woman who entices him to take a little drink. It's all just a party, isn't it? A mother's bitterness, a hint of charm and a heart-to-heart talk between two strangers... well... It's a party, isn't it?

"Harry Potter," Voldemort began, and then was surprised yet again when the boy had the audacity to interrupt the dark lord. "Sorry to disappoint, but Harry's not here right now," Potter said, smirking slightly. --- Harry Potter is not an Obscurial.Harry Potter is an Obscurial.Both are technically true-- because in a version of reality where his life is just that little bit worse, Harry Potter is not alone in his head. He's not even the original.Canon Harry Potter is the split personality, and has no idea there's another personality in his head who is both an Obscurial, and very, very done with all of this nonsense.

Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model. - "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?” Peter's head hurts.

Hours before Marissa Schurr’s body is found, Hannibal asks Will out on a date, which Will accepts, though they both agree to keep their relationship a secret. At the scene, Will comes to the realization that Hannibal is the Copycat, and confronts Hannibal. Will thinks the man is being honest about all of his kills that follow. That is—until Will realizes, months later, that Hannibal is also the Chesapeake Ripper. Dealing with the knowledge the man he loves is more sadistic and cruel than he previously thought, being in a closeted relationship, and experiencing loss, illness, injury, and betrayal, Will finds himself descending into a dark place. Ironically, Hannibal is the only person that can hold all of Will’s pieces together.

Tommy remembers a time where he idolized the heroes on the screens. He remembers a time where his breath would fog up the glass on Christmas morning as he stared at a window with toys. Heroes monetized. Tommy hadn't thought much about it when he was little, when he had stars in his eyes with the hope that he'd crawl his way out of the slums. It would've been better if Tommy had never existed in the first place. Freefall was dead. He should stop falling back on those habits. -- "Hello, welcome to Niki's. How can I help you?" Tommy greeted with a faux cheeriness that he knew was a remnant to Freefall. It wasn't like Nightstalker with his standoffish extreme tendencies. However, it would ensure that the public would never realize that Freefall was alive. Freefall was dead. == or, the past always catches up to you.

Yuji dies in the battle against Sukuna in Shinjuku. When he wakes up in the infirmary, he finds that he's in the past, before the events of the Culling Games, and the Shibuya Incident. Yuji must try to avoid making the same mistakes, and find a way to defeat the King of Curses and save the people he cares about. But first, he must find a way to deal with his own trauma and come to terms with the future he left behind. --- "Sensei," Yuji spoke up suddenly, snapping Gojo out of his thoughts. Gojo looked over at him. "Yes, Yuji?" "I want you to kill me."

It's not a surprise that as the only daughter of a wealthy merchant family, Toph Beifong would someday be offered up on the altar of matrimony. For more wealth, for a noble title, for the good of the family. She'd just planned to run away first. And she definitely didn't expect this mess.

Jaina Proudmoore is the most powerful mortal mage of Azeroth, and she is sick of every other Horde Warchief turning out to be a despot like clockwork. When Sylvanas Windrunner wins her mak'gora against Varok Saurfang, Jaina's patience comes to an end - and so does Sylvanas' reign. Sylvanas is spared execution so that she will not become a martyr to her loyalists and to Horde sovereignty, but she is demoted and placed under house arrest - and Jaina herself will be the banshee's watcher. Because if there is one other thing Jaina is sick of, it's the collapse of every community she tries to nurture, her seemingly poison touch. But this vigil over a single banshee seems like something she can manage without it wilting and crumbling in her hands. Cut off from her resources and forced to exercise what power she still has through intermediaries, Sylvanas spends her days mostly alone under Jaina's watch. She worked to protect the Forsaken against an evil that lurks beyond Death; she tried to save her people from eradication; she tried to draw out and crush their enemies. Now, unable to pursue these enemies real or imagined, what is left for her to become? Covers a divergent BFA and Shadowlands timeline.

Conversations in an abandoned bunker. The asset isn't sure of many things, but he knows that the man from the helicarrier is valuable and needs to be protected. And until he gets some answers, he's not letting the man from the helicarrier out of his sight. - The subject lies back down, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath. “My head’s pounding.” He lifts his hands, presses them to the bridge of his nose and sighs before placing them back over his belly. “So, what now?” “Now I keep you,” the asset responds, the words escaping him involuntarily. There’s a line between the subject’s brows as he looks over. “What’s that mean to you, Buck?” “It means you belong to me.”

The world ended when Han Yoojin’s brother died between his arms. Nothing will ever be the same, not even with a second chance.

“I could come take him anytime I wanted.” Jungkook says. “I know.” Jimin agrees, refusing to poke an angry bear that truly holds enough power to do anything he wants. “It would be a fucking walk in the park. You know that, right? No matter where you go or try to hide, I can find you. A snap of my fingers and I’m at your front door. I could waltz right in and take my son and there’s nothing you could do about it.” Jungkook says with a slight growl, angry and displeased. “Yes.” “But I don’t do any of that.” Jungkook eventually adds, something soft and vulnerable to the tone of his voice. “You know why?” “Why?” Jimin asks. “Because I'm weak.” Jungkook speaks so quietly that Jimin almost misses it, hardly a whisper. Jimin abandons his mate and the only life he’s ever known—an innocent baby in his belly, a dagger in his heart, and nowhere to go—reducing himself to a life on the run, spending every moment terrified of the demons that lurk in the shadows and wait for the chance to devour him. He learns that sometimes things have to shatter into a million, mangled pieces in order to grow back together again, two souls ordained by the stars unable to stay apart for long.

you know all those Marichat stories where they just hang out in the middle of the night? well that but Maribat. When a small girl saves Robin and takes care of him, his initial reaction is suspicion. There's something about her that he can't put his finger on, and what better way to find out than stopping by to chat in the middle of the night? updates every Wednesday

Collection of bedsharing fics for Danganronpa characters, requests are now closed. Thank you!1 Saiouma2 Kokichi/Mukuro3 Tenmiko4 komahina5 Maki/Kaede6 Toko/Hajime7 Miu/Kokichi8 sonianami9 Nagisa/Masaru10 Kyoko/Makoto11 Nagito/Chiaki12 Chihiro/Kokichi13 Keebo/Shuichi14 fuyupeko15 Kaede/Kokichi16 maki/kaito17 Gonta/Shuichi18 oumota19 kiibouma20 Miu/Chihiro21 Tenko/trans!Kokichi22 Fuyuhiko/Kokichi23 Fuyuhiko/Kazuichi24 Mikan/Tenko25 Akane/Chihiro26 Maki/Kokichi27 Junko/Monaca28 Miu/Makoto29 Gonta/Kokichi30 Ryoma/Kirumi31 Miu/Kaito32 Miu/Nagisa33 Kazuichi/Sonia34 Chihiro/Hina35 Kaede/Shuichi36 Celeste/Chihiro37 Gonta/Chihiro38 Mukuro/Shuichi39 Rantaro/Miu40 Korekiyo&Sister/Toko&Sho41 junkomaeda42 Chiaki/Mikan43 Kaede/Miu44 Kaito/trans!kokichi45 komamiki46 oumeno47 korekiyo/kokichi48 saimota49 chimondo