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Save Yourself

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bamf!john accidentally
Five times John was kidnapped, thinking he was the weak link of the pair, and one time they were smart enough to kidnap Sherlock before they realized it was better if they kidnapped John after all. Having a brother that occupied a minor position in the British government and bad-ass kicking soldier for a best friend did that to you.
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i. He was the short, stocky one, wearing the warm over-sized jumpers with a kind yet slightly awkward smile as he followed the tall, brooding intimidating figure of one consulting detective, who, no doubt, knew one or two self-defense tactics. Their sources tell them that the short one had a limp
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