Diapers and Porn

[tsundere] I would ask why you just sent your nudes but nothing on this chat surprises me anymore [princess] hoseok who were you even trying to send those to [princess] are u wearing nipple pasties???? [j-hoe] ok first of all don’t kink-shame me

The one where Niall is as cute as Zayn is jealous.

"Fine. I call Jess. Jess is who I call when I have a shitty day, or when I'm confused, or when I have a question I'll never have the answer to. Jess. Jess tells me why my day will be better tomorrow, Jess unconfuses me, Jess gives me the answers. Happy?" SEASON SIX FINALE FIC.

Peter had spent the year since he left driving all over the country with Lynda, running from his senior year and the dreams which plagued him almost nightly. But something was pulling Peter back, dragging him back to the blood-soaked woods and the strange boy who he’d left there. A re-imagining of Season 2 where Roman and Peter fall in love properly, like they were meant to.

Harry Potter is forced to leave Percy Jackson in the hands of the Dark Lord and his followers. When Harry finds him again, his friend is almost unrecognizable. - “You don't have to come back.” Harry’s going off-script, he knows he is, but he can’t help it. He needs to offer his friend a way out. “I’d understand. I— I could help you run off. Find you someplace where no wixen will ever see you again.” But Harry’s offer doesn’t even seem to tempt him. “Nah.” Percy smiles, but its easiness doesn’t come as naturally as it did before. “‘Course I’m coming to help. Couldn’t leave you to fight this on your own. Not even if I wanted to.” There’s a pause and then Harry hears him whisper something under his breath. “Just because I don’t like being a weapon doesn’t mean I won’t do it.” Harry hates himself for feeling relieved.

Winter joins teams RWBY and JNPR as they go out to celebrate Jaune's birthday. While celebrating, she and Jaune get close and end up in a situation that jump starts their relationship. Beta/cowritten with Blaiseingfire.

Of course Lee would try to befriend a ninja who'd nearly killed him once; that was practically his modus operandi. The strange thing was that Gaara had not responded to the offer the way Neji had, by ignoring it - and Lee - the best he could. (Which was not well, but at least he made the attempt.) No, Gaara seemed to almost... enjoy Lee's presence. At least, that was how Neji interpreted Gaara's neutral attitude towards Lee, a ninja who did not inspire neutrality.

~o~ “I could get a date, you know.” Marinette read his thoughts on his face and put up a delaying finger. “With someone other than an akuma.” “Oh, yeah, you’re the cat’s meow,” he smirked. “But after the way I kissed you last week, Princess, I’m purrety sure I ruined you for other men.” She snorted daintily. “For other cats, maybe.” Her eyes narrowed. “And that kiss was a mistake.” ~o~

Neither of the Winchesters are fans of the medical profession, but they may be swayed after each visit with a very attractive doctor of their own. Embarrassing Erections ahead! Sam gets a prostate Exam and Dean gets a spinal adjustment.

How do you choose between the two men you love most of all?

*Complete* Snapshots from a life with Chris.

Marinette takes on a robber on her balcony, beats him good, Chat comes, the end. But...

“You deserve only the best, Habibi,” Talia had told him. “You are a Prince. You deserve a mate who would give you the world if you asked.” Damian ignored all of the wandering eyes who wished just for a glimpse of his attention. He didn't want them. He wanted Tim. He wanted the smart, charismatic and admired alpha to be his. The teen wasn’t blind. He knew he wasn’t the only unbonded omega in Gotham who was set on Tim. He was even sure some people in the superhero community were attracted to Red Robin as well. It grated on his nerves, because none of them were befitting. Damian was an omega of outstanding talent and breed—his parents were physically attractive, powerful and strong–willed. He’d inherited the best genes of both. He’d lived with Tim, seen him at his worst and best, learned what made him happy and what made him tick, knew the way his thoughts worked. Who would ever dare to compete with Damian?

Lance isn't the best or brightest. He isn't the funniest or most likeable. Lance doesn't command attention, he has to fight for it.Lance's friends are geniuses. Top of the class, prodigies.Despite this, Lance knows he is loved. Lance loves his friends. And he knows they love him just as much as he loves them.He is needed. Basically a rewrite of the episodes from when Keith and Allura sneaky sneak away, from Lance's (angsty) perspectiveEnjoy!

Sophie is back in Belfast to film retakes with Kit. Richard surprises her with a visit. The moment Sophie utters the word "Jonsa" he suggests looking up just how far GoT ships go. One search will lead to an allnighter that none of them prepared for. Or-what happens when old friends drink and discover fanfic based on the characters they play(ed) and decide to imitate art.

It took Phil years to convince Clint that his "condition" isn't something that he needs to protect Phil from, that being a werewolf doesn't make him any less human than he has always been. Clint wants so badly to believe Phil, wants to believe that he can still have a normal life, or as normal as working for SHIELD can be. But when they give in to one night of careless passion, the consequences of their actions may change all of that... Phil took a deep breath and leaned forward to catch Clint’s face in his hands. Clint’s entire body was sheened with sweat, and even in the dim light Phil could see that his eyes were a lighter shade of sky blue than his normal blue-green, and there was a small tuft of grey fur between his eyes, a barest hint of a coat over the back of Clint’s normally smooth arms and all the way down his spine. He was still human, only with some animal features that looked like special effects make up, and he was the most beautiful creature Phil had ever laid eyes on. “It’ll be okay, Clint.”

Sequel to Nurture Having a newborn baby was quite a handful. A greedy little thing. John had been breast-feeding him non-stop, wanting milk every three hours. He had resorted to wearing baby dolls and quarter cup bras for the baby’s easy access on his breasts.

The one in which Kyle Broflovski ruins his perfect life by sleeping with Eric Cartman. Repeatedly. Kyle Broflovski quickly becomes everyone's favorite liar.

A collection of smutty prompt fills, 500(ish) words or less.

Sherlock returns after The Fall a very different man. He has been drastically changed by his experience and is stunned by the changes in John.

SLASH. MPREG. SSHP. Sometimes life is Hell.

The boys are a little strapped for cash and have to undertake a few hunts to make up for it

Unrequited love is always the most painful one.

Jamison Fawkes life is thrown into turmoil when a literal demon from Hell itself appears in his life, swearing to protect him. But protect him from what? And who?

He pictures the spidering fissures of eggshell just before it implodes, jettisoning not yolk, but blood and brain matter in its wake.

Suddenly ambushed outside his house, Ichigo is bound and tortured in his own room. He struggles to keep his arousal hidden as his anonymous attacker tortures him with intense libido.