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7th Year Gryffindors learn why it is never a good idea to piss off Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. His payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL. In carrying it out, orphaned pureblood Hadrian catches the interest and libido of the present Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who -- with the assistance of the entire Slytherin student body as well as a few other surprising characters -- tries to lure Morgan into his life and his bed. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really?1945-era mash-up of most major and minor characters of HP and other fandoms, as well as historical characters. [WAIT, PLEASE! .... ahem.... If you just heard a mental screech of brakes, please understand that this is not a farce, nor crack, nor crap. This has many reviews from now-devoted readers who almost bypassed it, but are now glad they accepted the dare to just try chapter one.] Chapter 13 is co-written by Marksmom. This story has devoted readers who take joy in wicked humor, intense slash romance, and surprises at every turn. I have been coerced by fans into giving this next bit verbatim: "If you don't think you'll like this, at least read Chapter One; odds that you'll regret it are vanishingly small."

Loki won... the Earth is thrown into chaos, and you are taken away to become one of his 'girls'. In reality that really means you are a slave... servant... sex toy... One night, The God of Mischief invites you to spend the night with him, leading the both of you down a path neither could have ever imagined...

Before entering Hogwarts, Harry already has a unique power with which he can conquer the world but he doesn't want that. He seeks to defeat death and become immortal. This is the story of Harry who wants to be the best in the world, who seeks immortality, who want to be remembered for centuries. Super, Godlike Harry. Harry with some psychopathic tendencies. Harry/multi.

But Hermione had a secret. She craved sex. And not just sex, but mind blowing, tied down, hair pulling, being choked, deviant sex. But with her good girl persona, and the way all the men in her life treated her like spun porcelain, she felt doomed to a life of laying back a thinking of England while her perfect pureblood husband tried for his heir. And then he rode into her life. Charlie Weasley, with his wild, dragon taming ways, that glint of danger in his eyes, and a devil-may-care attitude, and Hermione was struck mute.

The minute I stepped foot in this city I was living a lie. I had hoped those lies would help me reach my dream of becoming a huntsmen, but it took me down a different path, it took me into the depths of this city's criminal underworld where I learned that among thieves there is honor. An AU where Jaune expelled from Beacon infiltrates the Vale Mafia and becomes a different kind of hero. Updates every Sunday.

(n.) living in the moment, detached from the bothers of life. Like most jujutsu sorcerers, he would not have any other engagement apart from exorcising curses and keeping everyone alive. It was not like he couldn’t have a life, it was just wise that he shouldn’t. How did he manage to be secretly married under all the bothers of his life? A collection of domestic drabbles on the Gojos' secret marriage (won't always be fluff).

For six years Sasuke lived a pretty routine life. Eat, work, sleep. Repeat. He didn't show any interest in getting a mate. Until he met his new patient. Maybe the tale of soulmates wasn't just a fairy tale ...

Luffy is exposed to an aphrodisiac but it needs a trigger. Nami just so happens to be the trigger he needed.One night leads to confusion amongst two close friends. As they explore the wonderous world of intimacy, they come to learn the name of that emotion growing inside of them. They're actually in character...Crazy right?

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED A series of DreamSMP One-Shots!

This story will go as following, and set in The Daycare. As per usual. You're a semi-new employee here at the Pizza Plex, at first hired to be an extra security guard, but soon being reestablished as a supposed lookout within The Daycare premises. You handle the more outside area to make sure no funny business is happening while no one is around at night, since who would patrol an area where no one but children roam? Apparently, you would. However at day, you keep an eye out on the children alongside Sunnydrop, and Moondrop. Just to make sure no trouble happens around the animatronics. You never quite know when they might malfunction in some sort of manner, and you would rather not be blamed for the lawsuit that could follow. Tonight though, just doesn't seem to be your night. It seems like everything around you is going wrong and you can't seem to handle it. With too much pressure, stress, and what feels like pure agony weighing on your shoulders, you do the only thing a responsible adult would think of doing. Bawling your eyes out in a children's play area. Certainly nothing will catch you having a breakdown!

Welcome both JJK manga readers and anime viewers!A fic with different stories of your favourite Jujutsu Kaisen characters!It will have different genres: Fluff, Lime, Lemon and few Angst.Any manga spoilers will also be given a spoiler warning to protect the viewers, so rest assured, viewers can read this without a worry!! Enjoy reading and thank you for your support! Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami!

Naruto thought he had found his soulmate. He was wrong. He thought he knew his mate. He couldn't be more wrong. Isn't there anything that is right in his life? Yes, it can be. But whether he's willing to risk the life he has now ...

If there was one emotion to describe their kisses, their touches, and the look in their eyes as they gaze down at you; it would be passion.

You were a relatively new student at U.A., and being new to the second year of Class 1-A, you were still getting accustomed to Mineta's perverted pranks and still relied on the bathroom signs to tell you which bathroom you could use.Bakugou, however, knew the bathroom on the left was for the males.You did not.You see where i'm getting at, right?You're showering in the boy's shower, Bakugou walks in.You know what's gonna happen.It's literally in the title. NSFW.meaning smut. lemon. sex.(i'm tired k, i swear its written better than this summary) !!! COMPLETED !!!

Being out on the seas and having constant bullshit thrown in your face makes the act of stress relief even harder. Sex is the best way after all~ You'll find a way to get the guys you want. So much teasing and maybe it's unintentional or not but guys have needs as well as you do. Enjoy having these criminals and warriors of the sea and land! Because they'll definitely enjoy having you.(Alternate Universes are highly possible)

A collection of one shots featuring America's sweethearts; the men and women of Marvel.( Rated M for some chapters, which are labeled as explicit. )

A 7MIH Naruto Parody.Multiple characters with SFW & NSFW endings.Please let me know what characters you would like to see! It’s an ordinary weekend, or so you thought. In order to kill his boredom, a Shinigami, who has been visiting your world, finds you and asks if you would join a little game he’s putting together. You’re brave, maybe foolishly so, and this is definitely more interesting than what you had planned for the rest of the evening, so why not? ~***~***~***~Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto~***~***~***~ On a break for health reasons

The government has passed a new law: 'Quirkless' are now considered slaves to be sold and auctioned off. A slight AU where quirkless people are slaves to the rest of society. Being powerless was bad enough but now you have to deal with a world that truly could give two sh*ts about you.

As much as I used to love fairy tales, I never actually believed in them. Not until that fateful day, anyway. After all, as the old saying goes: you’ve got to see it to believe it. Only my sister, Lauren, and I… we didn’t just see it. We lived it.

Several weeks after Shizuka Hio attacked Cross Academy, Zero was sent by the Hunter Association to handle a case of missing people. But they didn't know that it was not caused by the level Es, and Zero found himself in time that's not supposed to be.

A collection of smutty NALU one-shots. Genres and AUs vary. Summaries will be given for each story to make things easier. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. I do not give anyone permission to repost any parts of this story anywhere. Please be respectful.