the third hokage being incompetent

Wei Wuxian chuckles and starts pushing Lan Wangji's outer robes off his shoulders. "Poor Lan Zhan, subject to such earthly miseries. You must be exhausted, come to bed, come to bed." "Mm," Lan Wangji says. He raises his arms so that Wei Wuxian can keep undressing him. His clothes will end up on the floor, but no matter. Wei Wuxian's deft hands at his belts are worth wrinkled robes. "... Goodness, Hanguang-Jun, you wear too many damned layers," Wei Wuxian tells him after a while. "Would it kill you to stop after a reasonable five?" -- Wei Wuxian moves into the Jingshi. They sleep together.

Xie Lian finds his way to Ghost City before his third Ascension and the circumstances in which he did compel him to stay.

He had absolutely no idea what was about to happen. Maybe Malfoy would kick him in the face. Maybe he’d scream loud enough that the whole school would rush in and see him lying there between Malfoy’s legs with his cock rock hard. Maybe he’d hex Harry’s rock hard cock off. Hell, maybe Harry’d wake in his own bed in a few minutes with a rock hard cock and would never again be able to look at Malfoy without sprouting an instant hard-on. Or maybe he and Malfoy would have sex.

Crabbe and Goyle discover the DA. But when Harry offers them himself in exchange for their silence, they cannot resist.Set during OotP

After agreeing to one of Naruto's demands, Tsunade finds herself blackmailed into becoming his personal fuck toy. Despite being decades older than him, she is taken by him in every way possible. What is life like being at the mercy of a hung shota?

Due to Tiffany G's candidacy for the OTW board that runs ao3, this fic might be removed soon for private-viewing only. Part one of a oneshot series. Mr.X has targeted Leon S. Kennedy as a prime specimen for mating. Art included. Porn with slight plot. Very minor canon-deviation (for obvious reasons). Yes, I’ve played the game, Leon A, Leon B, Claire A, and Claire B.

Merlin loses Freya and is off-kilter for a while. When a monster appears he misses a crucial piece of information which Prince Arthur is able to uncover. Things seem to go south when Merlin's magic is revealed. But as the stakes change with the arrival of King Galorian, Arthur has a change of heart. He begins to break away from his father's reign and acknowledges magic for what it is. Merlin's priority remains his devotion to Arthur, and he will do everything to prove it. The five kings visit Camelot and decide the political future, while Merlin and Arthur try to work out who is trying to destroy it all.

The school, which allowed everything, didn't escape Haechan's behavior of showing off his wet pussy to every corner of the school. Failing to cum made Haechan give his pussy to his lover—Mark—to be messed around with.

Victor has been a slave to Master since he was nine. Of course, he can't remember how he got here. But that doesn't matter. Master cares for him. *Slow to update*

When Merlin is away from Camelot, Arthur misses him much more than he should.

the title says it all ! a one-shot/drabble book of 26 kinks with all ur favorite demons to celebrate the one year anniversary of the game. tag list is complete ☆ ～('▽^人)

Aziraphale and Crowley survive the Not-Pocalypse and profess their love for one another, but Aziraphale has tremendous anxiety about pursuing a physical relationship with Crowley. He genuinely wishes to move forward, but past fears surrounding touch, intimacy and body image are prohibiting him from acting on what his heart (and corporation) really want. Crowley is ready to go as slowly and carefully as needed to be there for his Angel as they pursue their new "Arrangement" step by careful, sweet step.

Two commercial actors filmed a lubricant product with various variations. Mark demonstrated how enjoyable the lubricant was on Haechan's vagina. However, unexpectedly, Haechan cried uncontrollably when the filming ended.

This is a series of one shot's in witch you get to be with your favorite celebrities.Michael fassbender is first.The titles come with the type of pairing like this: (Michael Fassbender/Male Reader) or (James McAvoy/Female Reader); after the title okay? ;)Enjoy!(I take requests)

Everyone crushes on the famous idol, Jeon Jungkook. But little do they know that he is already married.

You are currently working as an arts and crafts attendant at the Freddy Fazbear Pizzaplex. On an uneventful day, you run out of paint, leading you to meet an interesting animatronic.

John pressed the knuckle of his index finger against his mouth and sighed. “So, you're coiled like a spring and ready to be ... sprung?” “If you want to be pedestrian about it, yes.” “Like I said, you should do something about that.” “And like I said, pedestrian. What would you have me do? Take up jogging? Yoga? Oh! Unless you mean –” “I don't mean anything. Let’s drop it.”

Arthur Weasley takes home some materials from his Department in the ministry to inspect and experiment with, but due to his lack of actual knowledge in regards to muggle items, he seeks the help of Hermione Granger to assist in his research. Unfortunately for her, the items that he wanted her to inspect and explain were more than she had expected, and now she found herself in a situation she didn't know how to become unentangled with, especially with the older wizard being responsible for putting her in the situation.

After Marinette wins the prestigious Agreste Fashion Newcomer Contest, her own line of lingerie and dessous will be presented at the Fashion week. But after something goes wrong with the model that should originally wear the clothes for the promotional photo shoot, Marinette decides to take her place, and model her clothes herself. Everything would be fine and exciting, if it weren't for her male co-model, who is someone she knows quite well...

A sky pirate snares his nemesis, an arrogant young soldier, using a fancy, hypnotic jewel to make him rethink their relationship.

After catching her best friend seducing her son, Mitsuki is determined to retaliate with similar tactics. How? By turning Izuku Midoriya into her fuck buddy, whether he likes it or not.