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After the world went to hell, Usopp and Nami find themselves just a few years before they meet Luffy again. This time, they're not going to be the cowards of the crew. They're going to save themselves, and they might as well drive everyone absolutely insane while they do it. An expansively written time travel fanfic featuring a Blind Usopp, Metal Arm Nami, and two others. Current Arc: Enies Lobby.

They look nothing like what they used to. Time and life have completely changed them. But as they sit there in silence, eating two halves of one cupcake, letting Brooklyn remind there where they came from, and enjoying a sky full of stars… They are those same little boys, somewhere deep down. For just a second, you’d be able to see them again. And Bucky thinks to himself that maybe it’s little moments like these – fleeting as they may be – that remind him why life is still worth living.

Everyone knows that the egg and his toaster are in love with each other...except, of course, for the egg and toaster themselves.

He started fucking punching them, knees digging into their sides to keep them from moving. Their hands stayed up around their head to protect their face but Izuku kept attacking them. “Even your mom knew that you were worthless!” Punch “When your mom found out you--” punch “--didn’t have a Quirk she cried ‘cause she was ashamed!” Punch “She never thought you could become a hero!” Punch “Worthless!” *On indefinite haitus

Katsuki made a meek attempt to turn the device on to see if it still worked, but it was useless – the phone was dead.Great. They were stranded in the fucking desert, with no means to call for help.“Oi, Deku”, Katsuki shakes the boy’s shoulder, trying to wake him up. “C’mon, you’ve slept enough. Wake up”.For some reason, that works. Deku’s eyelids flutter before they open, and Katsuki sees Deku’s hazy gaze meet the sky, eyes unfocused. He blinks a few times and tries to wet his lips before he looks around, empty eyes locking on Katsuki. Alternatively: Bakugou and Midoriya are in plane crash. Bakugou has to take care of Midoriya and help him survive.

A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.

Tommy’s knees hit the cold marble floor, and it’s over. The war is finished before it even truly began. Cut off with a quick, ruthless strike. A precision that does not belong to mortal men. Tommy glares up at the three who created all this calamity, lounging about idly as if it is but a lazy Sunday afternoon. Hatred burns in Tommy’s gut at the monsters. He sneers. Vampire AU

Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

"How do I do it? How do I get my son a quirk?" "You can't. At least... not naturally."-Bakugou Katsuki has finally made it to UA. It's the first step of him going pro and becoming the number one hero. So what if his quirk is fake, a product of realistic prostheses that illegally replaced his hands at the age of four? That only means that Katsuki will have to work harder than everyone else in his class, and he's up for the challenge. His only limitation will be keeping his hands a secret. After all, he doesn't know what he'll do if someone finds out the truth...

Years have passed since Overwatch was recalled. Most of the older members have retired, wanting to live out their golden years in peace and doing as they please. Not wanting to sit idly, McCree travels the globe, visiting their old stomping grounds, where he chances to encounter Hanzo in Hanamura. The archer is not doing well; his dependency on alcohol has McCree worried, and makes the outlaw wonder if there's more to the situation that meets the eye. A fic in which McCree and Hanzo are in their late sixties, and have a lot more to talk about than what they used to do.

A magically and emotionally volatile Harry. A disabled and pregnant Draco. Both return to Hogwarts for their eighth year — one a hero, the other an outcast. After Draco is attacked by a fellow student, Harry takes an interest in the other boy and volunteers to help, while oblivious to Malfoy’s condition. What initially strikes Draco as simply the chance to get back on a broom becomes something more than either of them could have dreamed of.

Five years ago, Philza Craft was responsible for an explosion that killed dozens. Exiled to the wastelands and barred from Babel, the city in the sky, he’s presumed dead. Years later, Technoblade mourns the loss of his closest friend, Wilbur explores mysterious secrets, and Tommy? Well, Tommy's just trying to keep his title as the best hoverboard racer in town.

Peter doesn't ask for trouble, trouble just kind of finds him, stalks him like a bloodhound until it's basically his second shadow. Tony doesn't ask for stress, stress just sort of follows him around, pads after him like a puppy turned spider-baby, until he's basically Tony's second shadow. Tony, somehow, learns to love and cherish his little stress-inducing kid. Peter, on the other hand, just wants trouble to stop biting at his ankles. (Or, Leah's 25 IronDad Bingo Prompts)

Several months after the events of Civil War, Tony is attacked and captured by an old enemy with a new face. As if things weren't bad enough, he's not exactly thrilled to find out who his cellmate is, either.

Toni Stark. Visionary. Genius. American patriot. Even from an early age, the daughter of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark quickly stole the spotlight with her brilliant and unique mind. At age four, she built her first circuit board. At age six, her first engine. And at 17, she graduated summa cum laude from MIT. Then, the passing of a titan. Howard Stark's lifelong friend and ally, Obadiah Stane, steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder, until, at age 21, the prodigal daughter returns and is anointed the new CEO of Stark Industries. Except Toni was never the perfect daughter for her father's legacy. Bold and rebellious since she was shipped off to boarding school, and far too fond of the company of women for the media to handle. After a trip to Afghanistan gone wrong, Toni returns with a heavy heart and a few missing parts. Full of guilt, Toni works on fixing what her father couldn't. Heroes aren't born. They're built.

It's not nice to exorcise people from their own homes.A Winterwitch RomCom AU based on the movie Just Like Heaven.

Lance is the king of shitposts and selfies. Shiro is an artist who loves his dog and fatalistic humor. Somehow, they fall in love.

Captain Rae Sloane, fresh off the events of the Gorse conflict, locks horns with ISB Agent Kallus, fresh off the Lasan massacre.