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Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance
Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance
"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable." Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.
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Mistletoe Never Lies
Mistletoe Never Lies
Derek Hale loves his family, he really does. He just wishes they weren't so determined to set him up. When he finally blurts out that he has a boyfriend, and quickly gives his mother the name of the barista at his local coffee shop as his "boyfriend", he figures that buys him a little peace.He probably should have been paying attention to the part of the conversation where he agreed to bring Stiles home for Christmas to meet the family.
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You Must Remember This
You Must Remember This
Penelope is determined to mend things with Eloise while keeping her distance from Colin. Colin is determined to close any distance between them. Both find themselves thwarted by circumstances as mistakes, misplaced memories, and mayhem abound over Christmas at Aubrey Hall.
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Impress Upon You
Impress Upon You
Hermione had been in her office, up to her ears redrafting Britain’s new trade agreement with Denmark, when Malfoy came swanning in wanting to ‘consult’ with her. She’d let him in, assuming that he was there about the trade deal, given that their departments had been working together on it for over a year. That he was there to be useful. He was not. If—he’d casually framed the hypothetical, as he seated himself uninvited into an armchair and conjured an elaborate tea service—if someone wanted to try doing something Muggle, how would they go about it? Deck The Halls with Dramione 2020.
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Stranger Things Minus
Stranger Things Minus
Will Byers has gone missing. His mother Joyce has tried to find him but no one will listen. Will's friends, Mike, Dustin, & Lucas haven't seen him either. But in the process of trying to find their friend the group of boys find a stranger girl in the woods under a cloak of rain instead. Eleven. They soon find out that she isn't just an ordinary girl. And it's possible she holds the key that can lead to them finding Will but they have to help her as she informs Mike that "bad men" are after her & will kill them without hesitation. But Mike isn't afraid & even allows Eleven to live in his basement, a secret to his parents & older sister Nancy. While Eleven is living in his basement Mike eventually discovers something he never could had guessed, the girl he and his friends rescued is fairly verse in sexual activities. And it sparks a series of events for the whole group that turn a bit... strange.
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When Times are Dire
When Times are Dire
Magical Britain is screwed, and it's once again up to Harry to save it. This time, by marrying Draco Malfoy.
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Christmas in March
Christmas in March
Katsuki’s a grown ass man when a five year old fucks up his life with one stupid statement. “You smell like Christmas!” Ie: Kacchan goes from not wanting kids to making one in no time at all. Enjoy the sexy ABO breeding smut/fluff. XD
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The Way I Feel For You
The Way I Feel For You
Bucky is having a bad day. He's late for his first day working for SI, he's pretty sure Tony Stark is going to fire him, and he's having a terrible hair day. Things start to change once he meets Steve Rogers in an elevator. AKA the Fake Dating A/B/O that nobody asked for.
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remind myself to breathe, my heart to beat
remind myself to breathe, my heart to beat
“Then love knew it was called love, and when I lifted my eyes to your name, suddenly your heart showed me my way.” || 30 day rare pairs challenge 18. orphan au + inhumans au, darcy lewis x skye19. vampire au + misunderstandings in love au, darcy lewis x edwin jarvis20. magic spell au + matchmaking au, darcy lewis x pietro maximoff21. superhero au + x-men crossover, darcy lewis x erik lehnsherr22. online relationship au + fake identity au, darcy lewis x steve rogers x bucky barnes23. mythical creature/human au + x-men crossover, darcy lewis x wade wilson24. mistletoe au + spiderman crossover, darcy lewis x peter parker25. high school au + fantastic four crossover, darcy lewis x johnny storm26. elevator meeting au + fashion industry au, darcy lewis x pepper potts27. body swap au + star trek au, darcy lewis x jane foster28. genderbent au + role reversal au, darcy lewis x loki29. clothes sharing au + alpha/beta/omega dynamics au, darcy lewis x clint barton x bobbi morse30. zombie au + daemon au, darcy lewis x lance hunter
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The Mistletoe Kiss Polka
The Mistletoe Kiss Polka
“That’s a damn shame,” Tony says, voice practically dripping with insincerity. He has zero interest in playing whatever party game Wilson’s come up with in order to try and boost team morale. Tony already knows how well that particular situation would likely play out if he was involved. “They engaged in the game known as Secret Santa,” FRIDAY keeps going. “Since you were not available the last name in the pot was to be assigned to you automatically.” “Of course it was,” Tony waves a hand absently in the air around him. “Look FRI you can pick whatever for whoever I’m getting saddled with and be done with it. Just … throw some money at them or something. I don’t actually care.” “Actually, Boss,” FRIDAY cuts in. “I believe you’re going to want to handle this one on your own.”
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Mistletoe Woes
Mistletoe Woes
At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory.... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.
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The Natural Binding Properties of Pine Sap
The Natural Binding Properties of Pine Sap
Derek saves a nymph from being somebody's Christmas decoration. As a reward, the nymph grants him a twig of mistletoe. If Derek had known the mistletoe would come to life and goad him into kissing people at random, he might have tried to refuse. * Of course, Derek doesn’t notice. Not at first. How would he, when he’s alone? The mistletoe can’t do anything to him when he’s alone. It just sits in the house, hung above the fireplace, next to his tiny Christmas tree. Only when he shows up at Scott’s to return Melissa’s stepladder—Lydia and Stiles insisted he put up Christmas lights—does he realize the gift’s true purpose. Melissa lifts one corner of her mouth in a wry smile and tells him, “You’ve got a little something right—” and reaches up above his head.
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your name (twine it with mine)
your name (twine it with mine)
Alone at Christmas? Mad at your dad? I’m a thirty-year old alpha with years of experience in dealing with difficult family dynamics. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Christmas, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m game. Beggars, Rey decided, grasping for any lifeline, can’t be choosers.
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Stranger Things Prompts
Stranger Things Prompts
In which you give me Prompts and I write them lol. Chapter 51: The Party is part of the popular kids crowd. Winner of Best One-shot series in the Stranger Things Levoes awards (Thank you all so much *cries*)
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Marriage of Expedience
Marriage of Expedience
Regardless of what anyone says, Hermione Granger wouldn't get married just to obtain a proxy vote in the Wizengamot. After all, she's a war heroine and an honest and hard-working Ministry worker. People and papers shouldn't be allowed to go around insinuating that she'd exploit the sanctity of wizarding matrimony and the entire legal system simply for the sake of passing a few revolutionary pieces of legislation. Obviously, she eloped with former Death Eater Draco Malfoy because of her... hidden domestic side.
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We Accidentally A Relationship
We Accidentally A Relationship
In which Tony is pining and Steve is oblivious, and the Avengers and Pepper are not having this.
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Harry's Happiest Christmas
Harry's Happiest Christmas
Harry and Ginny get together during Christmas of his 6th year, and things quickly escalate.
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Howling Around Your Kitchen Door
Howling Around Your Kitchen Door
Arya and Gendry both show up to a Halloween party without costumes and find themselves victims of an elaborate matchmaking scheme concocted by their friends.
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