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A collection of BNHA drabbles for kinktober. A different ship for each day.

i know i'm late to the party but hey here's my kinktober enjoy the porn yall

Melinda had just got out of the bathroom when a leather-gloved hand cupped her mouth. She had given up men for two years, but that night she found a stranger in her bedroom. Against all odds, things were going to change for both of them.

Bethany Bowson, a beautiful and successful psychologist and working mother, recounts in her diary some recent events as her first year of teaching psychology at her old college comes to an end. All her students must submit one final project before they can graduate. Little does she suspect that one of her more perverted students has one prepared that will change her life forever!

*READ TAGS*Tags may be added or removed, and slow updates.**UNEDITED AND PROBABLY KIND OF SHIT* Daddy's dick is cold

Are you rich? You have a college-bound daughter? Is she a spoiled brat who won't amount to anything? Then Rothlord Academy for Girls is just the thing you need! With our "special curriculum" your daughters will be taught the importance of respect and discipline. Under the careful guidance of our skillful teaching staff, they will learn the invaluable skills they'll need to embark on new and very profitable careers...

At the peak of the Fourth Shinobi World War Kaguya Otutsuki successfully kills everyone but Naruto. Without Sasuke, Naruto is unable to stop the ancient goddess and she completes her plan, forever casting the world into an illusion. However, before Kaguya Otutsuki rules supreme as a Goddess, she watched as the sheer hatred and grief possessed by Naruto converges inwardly and peaks. Yami Naruto is revived and he is clearly not happy. The Dark Persona of the Child of Prophecy has nothing to lose and everything to gain, and throw in dimensional jutsu to the mix and the multiverse will never be the same. Expect sex, raunchiness, outright insanity, and everything from wet stockings to biker shorts. Massive Crossover with numerous worlds. Yami!Naruto, Sharingan!Naruto, Rinnegan!Naruto, Godlike!Naruto, shenanigans and of course, did I mention sex?

Everyone said that owning a hybrid-pet would be a relatively stress free ordeal. You feed them, water them, take care of their needs; and they provide you companionship and loyalty that would make it all worth the trouble in the end. It was a largely harmonious relationship... Except nobody fucking mentioned anything about a "Heat Cycle."

Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot. Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love. Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.

In which Steve actually knows rather a lot about sex, but almost nothing about the lengths his friends are willing to go for him. (Almost nothing but sex. Did I mention there’s sex? There's sort of a lot of sex in this story. Sorry about that.) // Most Recent: Thor/Jane and Darcy team up for the win! //// Up Next: Wanda, Viz, Natasha and Bruce... Oh the smutty plans I have. //// I take requests!// ++ Each chapter has a summary! ++ There's something like an ongoing plot, but each character arc stands alone, so you can pick and choose the characters you like, or read straight through, whatever floats your boat. If you're skipping around, read the interludes related to the chapters you do read, because plot. ~*~*~The kink is perhaps vanilla-plus; risqué perhaps, but nothing you shouldn't try at home. Everything is consensual, usually enthusiastically so, though sometimes they're figuring it out as they go, and it takes a little work. Lots of dirty talk, vaguely naughty moments of teasing and playfulness, lots of caught-up-in-the-moment-roughness. Everyone's out to make each other happy, but now and again there's a miscommunication, folks have issues, and feels.

Glaring into Voldemort’s eyes, Harry thought his life was about to end. Instead, Voldemort was realising he’d found the perfect solution to an ongoing problem.

What if our Emperor had no choice but to marry his adopted cousin, Rey of Naberrie, Naboo Queen in Training.帝国骨科：皇帝开罗人迎娶表侄女蕾蕾曲线救国走上人生巅峰【。 Inspired by the Ophelia trailer, basically just an excuse for me to write some hilarious crack about galactic domination, arranged marriage, political alliance, pseudo-medieval, pseudo-incestuous courtship and enthusiastic consensual smut. Try not to drink water while reading this crack. I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure cracky smut. TLDR: It's about emPUSS!Rey giving DICKtator!Ben non-stop boners, with a healthy amount of virginity kink, size kink, hair kink, foot fetish, whale jokes and classic Skywalker family drama.This story is now COMPLETE with one epilogue left (will be updated after I finish its creepy dark version: Nutcracker: The Education of Little Miss Rey).

“You asked the bard to get you porn?” Diluc questioned with a skeptical look on his face. “No!” Aether shouted, waving his hands frantically in front of him. “It’s for…for Paimon!” “WHAT?!” Paimon screamed off the top of her lungs before spinning around to see the pair of crimson eyes narrowing at her while the blue one twinkled with amusement. “No! Paimon would never read these kinds of things! It’s Adeptus Xiao!!” “An adeptus from Liyue wants you two to get porn?” Kaeya arched a fine brow. “This is all for Morax’s sake!” Venti piped up from behind Aether as if that would make the situation any better. "So it is the Geo Archon that wanted the porn?” Aether buried his face into his hands. He should have never taken up on Xiao's request. No, before that, he shouldn't have taken Zhongli's request. This whole mess started when Zhongli confessed to Xiao in the wrong order, starting with sex. Now, it's up to one traveller, one emergency food, and one bard to make things right...by getting Xiao a guide to sexual intercourse (aka porn). 中文翻译 and русский перевод in beginning note

Daphne decides to resort to extreme measures to escape her marriage contract with Harry Potter. But why do her assassination attempts always fail, and is she really growing to like servicing him day after day?

The summer after 5th year brings a change in a certain raven-haired young man. Are the witches of Hogwarts ready for the new Harry? Story originally uploaded by Elunas I have gotten Permission to upload it here.

"Atsumu can’t remember a time he trusted someone this much. He can’t remember a time he’s felt this much pleasure. He can’t. Sakusa ruined him." alternative: a kinktober 2020 entry about that time atsumu and sakusa body swapped and it's downhill from there.

Collection of NSFW drabbles with each chapter based on a kink corresponding to an alphabet (for example: A for Anal). Daily updates; tags will be updated with every new chapter. Now complete! [haikyuu!! characters x reader]

Will Byers has gone missing. His mother Joyce has tried to find him but no one will listen. Will's friends, Mike, Dustin, & Lucas haven't seen him either. But in the process of trying to find their friend the group of boys find a stranger girl in the woods under a cloak of rain instead. Eleven. They soon find out that she isn't just an ordinary girl. And it's possible she holds the key that can lead to them finding Will but they have to help her as she informs Mike that "bad men" are after her & will kill them without hesitation. But Mike isn't afraid & even allows Eleven to live in his basement, a secret to his parents & older sister Nancy. While Eleven is living in his basement Mike eventually discovers something he never could had guessed, the girl he and his friends rescued is fairly verse in sexual activities. And it sparks a series of events for the whole group that turn a bit... strange.

Is this the only way you can get off? What do you mean? By telling people what to do? Having complete control over them? No. So why don’t you do it the normal way? You’ll see.

Kinktober 2018 Teen Wolf pieces

uhhhh kinktober but it's dsmp c!only, no cc!content. just the characters and some good old fashioned smut. either way don't like don't read bubble pops