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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not. *** Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast. But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

In which Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a certain Moon Goddess' only offspring yet still finds a way to get embroiled with the lower Realm's affairs and a certain half-demon, to everyone's distaste. Also, much debate about the nature of godhood and stories.

"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.He tends to get carried away with his projects." Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com

Midoriya Izuku has a quirk. And yet, he doesn't know what it does. All he knows is it's something bad. Really bad.

At three o'clock in the morning after he'd been working for ten hours straight and everything he touched came out wrong and all his words were stilted and clumsy and all his music was rough and tangled... for some ungodly reason Kim Namjoon opened up a new browser window, typed bangtan sonyeondan fan fiction into the search bar, and then (god) hit enter.

Tommy thinks, generally, that he’s a good person. He’s had a couple of hiccups, but he’s not evil. This, though? This has got to be hell. --- Tommy dies, and then he wakes up- but this time, he's trapped in the body of an otome game character. Not just any character, either; no, because the universe despises him and everything he stands for, he's been reincarnated as Theseus Watson, a minor villain with a family that hates him. Wonderful. This afterlife couldn't get any better.

What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals. The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

These are prompts/drabbles/One-shots/WIPsPlease take one, make it your own and write and writeAll are ShennyLeave me a message with your story if you were inspired so I can read it. Please.I love you. Edit after 123 chapters: Wow, I never expected this to grow into this size. I get that it's a lot of chapters so if you feel intimidated to start reading this, please check my profile for my completed one-shots, if you enjoy reading those then you can come back here and read the draft/incomplete versions that were born here. I also have AU's that have not been extracted into their own stories. You might find something you like among my many Universes. If you gave this a shot, thank you. Edit after 162 chapters: Still can't believe I've been able to write so much. For better navigation, all related Universes are tagged differently than one-shots. Go check the Chapter Index-Full Page Index. I hope it has made it easier to read and/or return to an specific chapter you liked. Love you guys.

Six months ago, the popular space opera Lost Galaxy did the unthinkable: it made the controversial enemy-soldier ship MattKira canon. That would be bad enough on its own, but then anti blogger Rey finds a MattKira fanfiction reblogged onto her dashboard. Her solution? Start hate-reading it and posting a running commentary on just how bad it is. One problem. The fic is actually pretty good. And then the author, KyloRen, sends her a message...

Reader is working as a bartender at New-Grillby's Bar and Grill. The story takes place after the events of Frisk's final Pacifist Route, several years after the events detailed in the game. The story follows Reader's quest to gain independence as well as discovering their own identity with the help of Sans. Their skeletal friend, however, has some secrets of his own. --- 9/17/17 Edit: Revising and rewriting old chapters to improve sentence structure, enhance the story, and better set up the finale. The finale is sitting in my hard drive and I just need to post it already!

Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

Team RWBY is handed a list of memes about, well, team RWBY, and told to read them. They are suitably baffled by the whole thing.

The popular otome game Fortune Lover is getting an update! Go on a brand-new route to romance former rival Katarina Claes!

Steve wakes up alone on his and Tony's 10-year anniversary. He probably shouldn't be surprised, but as it becomes clear Tony has forgotten the day, he becomes more and more disappointed.

Phineas is having an unproductive day inventing, but things start looking up when he gets a new Space Adventure fanfic from Isabella. It seems she likes writing erotic stories with thinly-disguised versions of the two of them...but why does today's story involve four of him?

Cha Eun-sang centric; growing up with her mother makes the words different somehow. Eung-sang's relationship to language/expression and the men in her life.

Gintama cast's reactions to a cool new smartphone RPG whose at least 5 characters sound like themselves. Shitloads of voice actor gags occur. Pure Unadulterated Crack. EDIT: Comes with embedded videos. In case the game gets an English release in the future: this fic was written when Onmyōji wasn't yet translated.

Ariel would look back, almost a hundred years back, look back to her past and trace her sins and mistakes to that long-ago moment, to that desire to know more, to ask for more than what she was given. Ariel would look back with a thousand words that crowded her tongueless mouth, as the world turned underneath her bleeding feet and wonder to herself, was it truly worth it - all of it - to know what I know now? *** A radical reinterpretation, deconstruction, and expansion on Hans Christian Andersen's and Disney's The Little Mermaid.