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Katniss Everdeen-Mellark goes to the woods surrounding New Appalachia, a.k.a the former District Twelve, on the morning of the fiftieth anniversary of the final Reaping of the Hunger Games. There, she is literally waylaid by her own past, and wakes in the past, six weeks before Primrose was first Reaped. Alone, grieving, terrified, and without a clue on how she got there (and then), she realizes that it will be impossible for her- on every level- to simply live through events as they transpired in her personal future. With no way to return her to that future, she is nevertheless determined to get back to her own party - hopefully with a lot less damage and fewer crucial casualties along the way. Now, the Mockingjay faces the greatest challenge of her long life... Turning the odds forever and perpetually in her, and Panem's favor, without giving herself away. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ELSEWHERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. You can post LINKS to it, but not the work itself.

A number of short, unrelated, shameless and/or ridiculous pornographic drabbles updated whenever. (Most tags only apply to one or more stories; chapters are labelled for their individual warnings.)

Stephen had looked through all possible outcomes of the battle against Thanos. 14,000,605. With one chance to win. There was, however, another chance to win he never saw. A chance so unlikely to happen, that it never occurred to him. It wasn't possible. It couldn't be possible. But it happened. The glowing green gem turned time backward. Who remembers it happened?

So Tsuna might have, maybe, possibly, somehow, completely on accident, became the Sky Arcobaleno. And Sky Attraction is a dangerous thing when your surrounded by powerhouse flames users. Especially when you've already proven you'd be a very good Sky. Poor Tsuna.

Eleven year old harry is cursed with a sex curse, there is no cure. he has to have sex at least once a day or die. Not for readers that hate underage sex

To pay back the goblins Harry is spelled into goblin form for a year... he just didn’t realize that he’d end as a rare sub goblin and the super rare fertile. Oh.. while male... he was also in heat.

Stiles is not on board with the evening and ditches as soon as possible only to get back to his suite and find, what else, a tie on his bedroom door and some pretty loud moaning coming from the other side. He spends the night in the library passive aggressively tweeting about double standards in sexiling. This may or may not have a direct impact on why Peter and Chris say they want to come visit Stiles for a weekend.

Bilbo knows he shouldn’t stray outside of Hobbiton, where the dwarves prowl like wolves, but under the veil of night, the leader of their pack is sweet enough to make a bunny feel safe.

Heyyyy everyone! As you know the new big thing is for a dating sim rp book! Well guess what I'm hopping on the band wagon folks! In all honesty the only reason I'm doing one was I was getting irritated in each one that there wasn't any real stuff going on with the Bad Guy Crew (if at all) or it was just for weird stuff, so I was like let's go then, and have a Dark Dating Sim that actually will have actual villains.

NCIS is called to investigate the appearance of a US Marine from 1955 in Cardiff, Wales. They are paired with a local investigating team, Torchwood. When their leader Captain Jack Harkness tries to convince them that the Marines had been sucked through a rift in space and time, they are hard pressed to believe that information. That is until in another time dimension Captain Malcolm Reynolds flies through a space rift to avoid a run in with the Alliance. That chain of events triggers the rift that NCIS and Torchwood is working on. All of the teams, including Phil Coulson and his two top S.H.I.E.L.D agents end up in the future. They are forced to land on a planet that practices all forms of BDSM lifestyle. Unless Jack Harkness can rendezvous with The Doctor, there is no telling when they will be rescued. The unlikely group is forced to redefine existing relationships and create new ones. Some, have too much fun doing just that. Warning: After the plot is written the stories will be shameless, kink smut. Based on my own fancies and what readers request. Pairings are not set in stone and can be switched in and out as desired. Neither are D/s dynamics.

Based on a prompt posted at Imagine Loki Tumblr-Imagine Loki’s biology making it so that when he lands on Earth, his pheromones make everyone around him uncontrollably horny. His plans for world domination might end up in a different way than he planned. Stuttgart would be epic, with people literally jumping him right and left. Basically, Loki fudges up his magic and it causes his Jotun biology to act up. He ends up, well, surrounded by a lot of women (a lot!). Not the plan he had in mind when he came down to conquer Midgard. It’s a CRACK!FIC.

His lover Luna sends him a strange gift while she is away to ease his lonelyness...and then the Weasly twins arrive for a bussiness meeting...this may not be pretty but it may be amusing...or not...depends how you see things..

Poor Zura was just trying to eat, y'all. In which his meals were regularly interrupted by not entirely unknown reasons.

Ray held the paper rose up to the light to examine it. There was something about the way a rose formed that was beautiful to him. There's jocks, there's nerds and there's Rooster Teeth...what's not to love!

Gintama cast's reactions to a cool new smartphone RPG whose at least 5 characters sound like themselves. Shitloads of voice actor gags occur. Pure Unadulterated Crack. EDIT: Comes with embedded videos. In case the game gets an English release in the future: this fic was written when Onmyōji wasn't yet translated.

This is a story of a man named John. Who spends his days pushing buttons as commanded by his boss, who issues orders to his workers via a system of monitors. However, one day John notices that he hasn't been given any orders in hours. What follows are events that change his life forever. ~A Johnlock fanfic based off of The Stanley Parable game.~

I maybe apathetic, but there are things I simply can't stand… now excuse me, what the fuck did you say about my hair?

No matter how you look at it, a "plain" guy has emotions too!

What happens when the twisted pervert Charles Bushman meets a woman just as twisted as him?