e.g. Novel & Fanfiction Archive

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just random anime NSFW things first book written go easy on me lol and this is NSFW and will have NSFW gifs in the story if you dont like it feel free to not read I dont not own any of the pictures nor gifs or characters used in this book credits to the owners however the stories are mine.this is also on my wattpad my name on there is violetnicolee

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Kids Who Don’t Play With Trains When They’re Young Will Never Grow Up to Become Skilled City Planners

Two idiots engage in the longest, most utterly pointless con of the century for no particularly good reason. [General Gintama spoilers up to and including the Baragaki Arc.]

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Where do Babies Come From

Gintama mpreg Angst parasites fluff

"That looks like mine.""'tis not! How would it look like yours?! It doesn't have a strand of perm!""Oi oi! You can't be sure about that! I'm pretty sure if I strip that down It's not as silky shiny straight as you V bangs!""You bastard! Why are we even talking about me?!""Eh? I'm talking about your Hijikata jun— I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! IT'S A JOKE! I MEANT THE BABY! I'm talking about the baby Hijikata-kun!" In a universe where you can blame the anomalies and absurdity to the amanto, you can also blame them how you accidentally got an unborn kid with the worst person possible.

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Strawberry

Gintoki loves turning your words against you.

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Captivate

Okita Sougo knew he had to exercise utmost caution when dealing with a Yato… but he never knew he had to deal with a deranged and slightly insane female who also happened to be the younger sister of the galaxy’s most wanted man.

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profane

You put them on their knees, with your slightly revealed neck and the biting of your lips you drive them crazy. And you love it. Shameless smut with the tiniest bit of plot.Based on ‘Profane’ by Ashe Vernon.

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Hour of the Wolf

As much as nights were of memories – as unpleasant as they were, mornings always came with faint smell of humans and gun powder no matter how far from the forest's edge he had laid himself to sleep, and unbearable loneliness. His forest was too big for him to handle alone.

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Silver Linings

Gintama Shinsengumi Yorozuya war execution Drama romance torture Terrorism

[sequel to Black Iridesence] The Samurai Hunt begins.

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Belated

Sougo is jealous that Kondo Isao gets cake for this year while he got nothing.

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Unforeseen

Of all the days to embarrass themselves, it just had to be that day.

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Keys, Cigarettes, and Kids Are Always in the Last Place You Look

“‘A reminder for our late viewer, an amanto is rumoured to be roaming around Edo kidnapping children of all ages. We are advising every parents to be careful with their children. In the last information that reached us, the criminal had been last seen in the surroundings of Kabukichou’. Gintoki felt Otose’s gaze on him immediately. ‘Shouldn’t the kids be already back from their errands?’ she asked, tone oddly neutral. Gintoki’s eyes met hers. He got up, and in an instant, he was off.” Or, Gintoki and Hijikata end up running around Edo in the middle of the night in search of their kidnapped kids.

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Red Strings

Fate works in the weirdest yet mysterious ways.

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I'm Certainly Not Full, but… Wait! Who the Hell are You?

Gintama Yorozuya food eating humor light-hearted crack kissing fluff parody wtf swords commercials pandas cheese soup sneezing oranges pastries

Poor Zura was just trying to eat, y'all. In which his meals were regularly interrupted by not entirely unknown reasons.

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When Making an RPG, Make the Playable Characters Powerful AND Good-looking

Gintama cast's reactions to a cool new smartphone RPG whose at least 5 characters sound like themselves. Shitloads of voice actor gags occur. Pure Unadulterated Crack. EDIT: Comes with embedded videos. In case the game gets an English release in the future: this fic was written when Onmyōji wasn't yet translated.

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Dance of Idiots

Gintoki is sulking, and Katsura loves channeling Shoyou

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I will not kiss you

Gintoki knew. He knew that Zura felt the exact same way about him that he felt towards the long haired man. He knew all that time. He just knew that if he were to confess to Zura, Zura would just laugh it off, like he always does, and claim that it was a funny joke. He knew that Zura couldn’t be with him because society would look down upon these two men innocently in love, and Zura had the Jouishishi to lead.

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Awakening

Someone is trying to catch a hint in his eyes. But he's hard to read.

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Nishiki no mai

Formerly "Wafuku" You, a gifted kimono maker, received an unusual order. Comes with glossary of Japanese terms.

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How to Annoy Sakata Gintoki

I maybe apathetic, but there are things I simply can't stand… now excuse me, what the fuck did you say about my hair?

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Ideal Society

In some alternate universe, Sorachi chatted with Urobuchi and casually gave him the Shinsengumi. Sibyl wasn't ready for this.

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Telephone

What if a nightmare comes to life and bursts into your life? What if that nightmare is calculated?

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