xenophilia

“I’m just saying it might be a little early to dismiss the possibility that you might be… you know.” He gestured to Keith’s alien junk as a whole. “In heat, or something?”

Little minifics and prompt answers from Tumblr. Updated 9/23: Garage-Scene remix, take 4000

An organism that uses humans to their full reproductive potential has been discovered. Here is a compilation of everything we know about these organisms, as well as a step-by-step walkthrough of their breeding process.

What, no, Lance's life wasn't stressful! Just because he had a horny Galran husband deadset on a mission to conceive and a FREAKIN' SPACE WAR they were still in the thick of, that didn't have to to be anything anyone got stressed out about! Now, once Keith actually succeeds in getting pregnant? That's when things were gonna get REALLY stressful. (much requested sequel to Hot Like Magenta)

Derek was bored and horny. Stiles wouldn’t be back from campus for several hours as he was taking later courses so he could sleep in and Peter wouldn’t be home from work for another half hour or so. That was plenty of time to have a little fun with the dogs though.