pre-relationship

Tony is getting tired of cleaning up the messes the other Avengers keep dumping in his lap, expecting him to deal with it all. They say change is healthy, but Tony wants to vehemently disagree when he finds himself alone and gravely injured in an abandoned bunker in one of the coldest places on Earth. My first MCU story 😏*Chapter 1 posted Dec. 6/18 *Comments moderated.

It all starts with the unexpected early end to the semester.Everyone else is elated to get an early start to their winter vacations.All Enid can feel is dread. Or: In which Enid is bummed out at the prospect of returning home for an extra long winter break, and Wednesday decides to fix it, as only an Addams can. Vietnamese Translation by rainbow99 Chinese Translation by ZhanxiZhang

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of ’92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he’d thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Goblet of Fire. Future Snape/Harriet. (OotP - DH will continue in a separate story.)

“Always the same. Shit, what is it with you Alpha’s and your egos,” Tony’s mouth ran off with words he didn’t even think about saying. “Tony. Don’t start,” Steve tried to calm down. His mind kept telling him not to let an omega to talk to him in such a way. He wanted to press Tony down, make him submit when only minutes ago he wanted to wrap himself around Tony. “Look, I get it. He’s your best friend. But you have to stop being a self-pretentious idiot who thinks he could punch his way out a situation.” “Like blasting your way out of a situation is much better?” “Yes it is, because I fucking use my head. This is a fucking conspiracy. They probably waited to tell you about all this bullshit when they had you enraptured deep enough to their ‘cause.’ Why do you think I privatized my suit, what do you think SHIELD would do if they got their hands on it? Everything they do is for their own gain.”

Through a completely unrealistic series of events, Naruto - the Hokage of Konoha - lands in the body of his younger counterpart, 22 years into the past. What follows is Naruto making the most of his second life which includes turning revenge-thirsty Sasuke into a normal angsty teenager, helping Sakura get over her puppy crush, annoying Kakashi and somehow getting himself entangled in a romance with Shikamaru (which for the record, doesn't even feel like one.) Orochimaru and the Akatsuki linger in the background, but Naruto's not letting them ruin his life by a stupid war to feed the ego of a dead man. Again, that is.

“How did you infiltrate my domain?” The demon finally spoke with a voice that would have surely shaken Yuji's core if he wasn’t already so annoyed by the snow that came without warning. The weatherman on the news never mentioned the slightest chance of snowfall. It was already bad enough he’d been wandering the woods on his own, but to become lost while the sky dusted the ground in a blanket of white had only made him wish he would have just stayed home. And now he was in the presence of a demon. A very pissed-off demon, who looked none too pleased with the person before him. “I, uh…” A bead of sweat rolled down Yuji’s neck. Domain? Did the demon mean the estate? “Walked, well stumbled, actually, and found… it?” ❤ Yuji and Sukuna meet earlier in the timeline. A lot earlier.

The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end. Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues. But the Truth will out. --- When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse. He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.

Erica is giggling somewhere in the background. “I think he’d like exactly what you’d like, mom.” Or, a 5 Times fic wherein Stiles doesn’t realize he’s been accidentally co-parenting a gang of furry teenagers/displaying Perfect Mate Characteristics, + the 1 Time Derek enlightens him.

“Y’know, Bakugou never, ever talks about girls,” Kaminari says, his voice thoughtful. “And I wonder why that is.” Ashido rolls her eyes. “I’m just curious!” Kaminari whines. Kirishima drags the box out, unlabeled and unassuming, the lid not even fully clasped over the edges. “The guy has to— Whoa, what’s that?” Kirishima realizes a little belatedly that this is a serious breach of privacy, and Bakugou will actually murder all of them. “Nothing!” he cries, attempting to shove it back under the bed, but Ashido snatches it away. “Please be his porn stash!” Kaminari whispers as she whips the lid off.

‘Have you tried everything?’ Hermione asked insistently. ‘Yes! Every time I get to the cup and Cedric doesn’t take it with me I go immediately back to my bed in the morning. But all the times he is with me, he dies and after I fall asleep I return too.’ ‘I guess it is obvious then, isn’t it?’ Both Harry and Hermione turned to stare at Ron, who looked at them defensively and shrugged ‘You have to go with Diggory and make sure he survives.’ Harry/Cedric - Groundhog day AU

Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA. Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.

Maya and Carina start a relationship based only in sex.Will they find love in the end? Small, digestible, daily chapters.Come read?

Arthur notices Merlin’s constant injuries, and decides he needs to step in and protect Merlin.

“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?” “Excuse me?” “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer. “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently. Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!” — Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

Everyone knows that Damian Wayne doesn't have any friends; he pushes away anyone who wants to get close to him, denies those close to him the knowledge that he cares, vehemently refuses to be in the presence of wanna-be suitors. He simply isn’t social. Marinette Dupain-Cheng changed that, changed the way he views friendship- -though he'd still deny that he's friends with anyone- -and it's not long before their friendship, that grew when she arrived at Gotham Academy, turns into romance, which turns into shared promises and midnight kisses. Once again everything would change when Marinette was brought back to France by her parents, them declaring that it's been long enough for her to be okay finishing her senior year at 'home'. Only, Paris wasn't home to her, not anymore. Senior year started just as she expected: Immediately bombarded by her old peers and Lila, questioning her, begging for answers, picking apart the differences in how they remember her and how she is now. She hated it. It was only when Marinette heard Lila's lies of being the girlfriend to the heir of Wayne Enterprises himself that she decides to end it all. She had to stop the lies, and Marinette knew how.

"A half-blood child of the eldest gods, shall reach sixteen against all odds." Who decided the sons of Kronos met the criteria for eldest gods? There are older gods. Elder Gods. And They have been watching. See with the vision granted to your mind, oh Child of Prophecy. For reality is a lie. Your very existence is a flaw. An anomaly. A bend in Fate. And if Fate can bend, then it can break. Everything is different. Nothing has changed. Open your eyes...

On the run from their disastrous fight at the Vatican, Ava and Sister Beatrice are separated from the OCS. It’s up to the nun to keep the Halo bearer safe at any cost. But how can they quietly leave the country when the entire might of the Catholic Church is searching for them? And what are they supposed to do with these emotions growing between them?

Fill for this prompt at Avengerkink.Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.

There was a buzzing under his skin and a tightness in his chest. Lesser mortals would call it panic—or maybe terror. But he was the strong one. He didn't even panic when he'd been kidnapped. If he panicked now, everyone else would break. He didn't have that luxury, but he supposed that was the price of being the strongest. Only one person could handle the full weight of his fears. He could panic when Deku woke up. -or- Izuku is involved in an incident with a villain and Katsuki *goes through it*.

They made Tobirama the Senju Clan Head. ...omg they made Tobirama the Senju Clan Head. *** This is the story where Tobirama is made Clan Head, fucks shit up. We find out more about what goes on between the clans during the Warring Clan Era, shit still gets fucked up. Power dynamics change, history as you know it will be erased, and you got another thing coming if you think that Senju-fucking-Tobirama will stand back now that he's given center stage. It all goes F.U.B.A.R. from here on out. {In Editing}

Yoo Joonghyuk has two problems. The first starts with K and ends with im Dokja. The second is the dooming realization that he has terrible taste in men. Or: in which Yoo Joonghyuk confuses sexual tension with anger issues while Kim Dokja's censored face annoys the life out of him, so he takes matters into his own hands, quite literally, to get rid of it (and it works).