Longest

Kakashi wakes up in an alternate dimension .....shenanigans ensue

Tim closes his eyes, calculating. Based on the energy involved for a one week reset, he’s looking at a minimum displacement of about five years for the copy. His eyes sting as he fully grasps that if this works, one Tim will get to reunite with his friends and family, hold them and speak to them again, and work together to unleash all the contingencies and strategies he’s come up with to kick those invading alien assholes the fuck out, and the other Tim, the copy… won’t. He’ll wake up somewhen, isolated and traumatized, without friends, family, or any allies at all. Well, shit. Whatever, at least Other Tim will know it worked. And he’s never minded the idea of sacrificing himself to save others. He confirms the calibration of the device, and pushes the big red button. Of fucking course there’s a big red button, supervillains are so predictable. His last thought as the lights explode in his head and he tastes color is I hope computers are a thing whenever Other Tim lands. I’d hate to be put on trial for witchcraft. Fuck it, if I overshoot I’m gonna ride a goddamn dinosaur. Hell. Yes.

Victor knew something was wrong when he woke up. Firstly, Yuuri wasn't by his side in bed. Secondly, the wallpapers weren't supposed to be blue. Time Travel AU, where Victor landed 4 years into the past, just after Sochi Grand Prix Finals. [ NOW COMPLETE + EPILOGUE + BONUS CHAPTERS :DDD ] (Editing in progress)

Sam gives Dean that final push towards Cas.

The inevitable result of having no teammates to ride herd on was that there is no one around to veto his bad ideas either. Sasuke cuts it closer than he should with Ichibi-Shukaku, hoping that a portal would open up with an exasperated Shikako on the other side at the last moment... But it never happens. This isn’t Sasuke’s first brush with time travel, but everything is harder when you’re alone. The Stars are different, the way home is shut; to make a new one he must navigate the blood feud with the Senju, survive the Uchiha clan politics, and not drown in cat fur or summon feathers. The long road to peace is paved with pain, healing, trolling, sewing, fish, babysitting, soup, and seals that don’t explode. The road home is even longer. But he keeps on. Crossover between Compass of Your Soul by Umei no Mai, Dreaming of Sunshine by Silverqueen, and A Conversation Overhead By a Prisoner Faking Unconsciousness by Slow Mercury.

He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.Because apparently that's how the universe works now. i.e.In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.

The magician is beginning to tremble, and his left eye is twitching repetitively. “Okay, what the ever-loving FUCK. How is this even fair? THAT is even scarier than your vigilante form! How the HELL do you guys keep doing this. Each of you is somehow more terrifying than the last!” He rounds on Robin, pointing a shaking finger at him. “And what is YOUR name going to turn out to be, huh, CTHULHU?!”

It was just one of those things that didn't have a simple explanation. As surely as the sun rose in the east, Marinette Dupain-Cheng was going to marry Adrien Agreste. That was a fact that Ladybug knew in her heart, and she knew that Chat knew it too. The unspoken acknowledgement surrounded the two of them like a warm, cozy blanket. There was really no need to rush to dating because that next step was always going to be there; they had all the time in the world. And in the meantime, torturing Alya was really fun.

Sasuke hadn't meant to end up in the past or accidentally create an alternate universe. Apparently things like this happened with dojutsu users more often than clans would like to admit. The responsible part of him says to try and keep the timeline as pure as he can. After all, his life turned out pretty well... eventually? Yeah, no. Besides, staying out if it would be boring anyway.

Assorted mostly self-contained snippets post-they're gonna send us to prison for jerks, aka an excuse to write whatever self-indulgent nonsense I feel like about undercover as a (formerly mustached) math teacher Bucky Barnes.

Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

A collection of side-stories from Catch Your Breath. Usually features the same characters in scenes that either didn't make it into the main story or simply aren't canonical to it. This is the sandbox. Enter at your own risk. Might be weirder than usual!

One's a world-hopping botanist just trying to get home. One's a certifiable killer, looking for same. Together they fight crime do good.

Natasha isn’t sure how it happened, but somehow she’s found herself sitting on the couch with Jane Foster, watching Beauty and the Beast. The next thing she knows, she’s listening to Jane ramble on about princesses, and true love, and how this could be the answer to the Avengers’ annoying, be-horned, god-shaped problem: Find Loki a princess. Then Thor informs them that his brother already has one. Natasha can work with this. Or, the history of Loki's terribly misguided attempts at love and friendship. It is an account that is both heartbreaking and cringe-worthy. That he manages to be successful anyway and win over the unlikeliest of people is nothing short of miraculous. Especially when it's all thanks to his spiteful, cantankerous, and overall extraordinary wife. Features both slash and het, angst and humor, and plenty of Norse mythology.

Newly-knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and his young padawan Anakin are dispatched to locate a missing Jedi Librarian on a distant world. Things... sort of devolve from there.