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“Mr. Evans,” Ollivander said, smiling wider. “Any relation to Lily Evans?”“Who?” Harry Evans was almost like any other boy growing up in Cokeworth. He lived alone in a house nobody else could see, he stole food from the supermarket and never got caught, and he had a little brother who had been hidden after the night their mother was killed. Harry was a secret, and he promised not to tell. A letter in an empty vault, a small boy with broken glasses, a portrait of a scowling girl. As Harry begins unraveling his own past, the threat against his brother grows. How long will his secrets keep when Harry is the only one standing between his brother and the world? A story about family, friendship, growing up, and, of course, the most powerful magic of all Chapters 1 to 8 - Pre-canon - 29kChapters 9 to 23 - PS - 59kChapters 24 to 49 - CoS - 107kChapters 50 to 90 - PoA - 159kChapters 91 to 172 - GoF - 314k link to discord thingie: https://discord.gg/bBmc8ZUJ4d

Part 2 of The Evans Boy Chapters 1 to 69 - OotPChapters 70 to ??? - HBP

“Y-Yeah,” the slightly stuttered answer is beyond charming. Shōta’s already imagining a thousand and one ways he can hear that stutter again in more private settings. “Y-You’re my favorite hero.” See, that dark voice whispers delightedly in Shōta’s ear again, he’s already yours. “Hmm,” Shōta hums, all of Nedzu’s training scurrying to the forefront of his mind. Careful, careful, his old sensei’s voice hums in his ear, you don’t want to startle your prey. “Not many people know Underground Heroes, especially not me.” “I-I,” that stutter is back in full force along with a fresh wave of red across those cheeks, “I’m a-an analyst so I-I read a lot of your case files.”

Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not. I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions. • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.• Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

The year is 1881 and if you’re alone in this world you might as well be dead, because starving dogs have no mercy. Or: Wherein Louis and Harry are on the opposite ends of the social ladder, but their paths still cross on the filthy streets Louis calls his home. The odds are staked against them from the beginning, and even more when Louis' past finally catches up with him.

Hongjoong had a plan. 1) Get into a good university.2) Survive.3) Graduate and get a good job.4) Pay back his mom for everything she did for him. Nowhere on that list did he account for friends.Nor did he account for a blindingly kind and gentle popular boy on campus looking at Hongjoong with eyes that were much too warm and genuine, and a personality that seemed too good to be true. All he knew was that he would not be some rich kid’s plaything.No matter how warm his smile was.

“Don’t worry, my dearest one,” Draco’s mother told him when he confided his worries to her. When he was old enough to feel the pangs of adolescent longing, but still too young to sense the storm gathering around them. “Magic will overcome any distance or obstacles to bring two soulmates together when the time is right. Circumstances will arise that steer them in the right direction; strange coincidences will make their paths cross again and again. Then the most wondrous moment arrives, when you both realize that your soulmate, your perfect match, stands before you, and from that day forward your hearts will be one.” Ten years after that conversation, the idea of perfectly-matched soulmates feels more like a curse than a blessing to Draco. Who would want a soulmate who was a schoolyard bully, a Death Eater, and a convicted felon? Certainly not Harry Potter. And Draco is determined to take this secret to the grave.

It felt like hours that he stared at Izuku, coming to terms with the fact that a man, his childhood best friend, whom he hadn’t seen since their senior year of high school, was there in front of his very eyes. Then his brows furrowed and his jaw clenched before he uttered through gritted teeth the very name Izuku had longed to hear for years. “Deku.”

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Every night, waitress Asa Mitaka gives her leftover food scraps to a local feral teenager named Denji. Denji doesn’t know what to make of her attention. Asa’s true intentions? To give him a bath, of course. An alternate universe that occurs before the events of Chapter 1/Episode 1.

Derek comes home to find a mail order husband and two amused betas waiting for him. When he realizes their prank was far from harmless he ends up saddled with a husband who barely speaks English but insists Derek is the love of his life. He's also determined to win him over.

Frank breaks into David’s house and shakes him awake. When the screaming finally stops, he tells him, “I need you to help me find Spider-Man.”

When you're a Quirkless orphan on the streets, you have to fight twice as hard for just about everything. Survival. Respect. Allies. Most of the time, you're just barely scraping by. And, for that matter, so is everyone else around you. So Izuku does what he does best: he helps. Sometimes that means mediating gang disputes; other times, it's something as simple as grocery shopping. It's not like anyone else will, after all. With so many hopes riding on him, there's only ever been one option. Quirk or no Quirk, UA or no UA—he's going to become a hero.

I'M REWRITING THIS FIC, check the series. This is the old version, up for comparison purposes - it's the only one complete for now, but the new version will be much better and have extra content too. In a reality where Venti and Zhongli died during the Archon War, and Khaenri'ah destroyed the Gods before they had a chance to strike it down during the cataclysm, many things are different. There are no Visions. There is slavery. When Aether and Lumine are separated at a slave market, Aether doesn’t know for which of them he fears the most. They had already struggled to survive as orphans, but nothing could compare to the cruelty of slavery. He is bought by Lord Childe, and brought as a pet for a meeting with his associates – Zhongli, Kaeya and Diluc – who were together with their respective slaves – Xiao, Albedo and Venti. But what looked like the start of a nightmare soon is revealed as a pool of opportunities, and Chide and his friends are not like what was told about slave owners. His life wasn’t perfect. Every one of them had to do some questionable choices to survive. But could he love that group of people and let them replace the family member that he lost? Would he ever see Lumine again?

"When it had become apparent that his father would not budge on the arranged marriage—not even after an heir was laid—Stolas began to meticulously plan his escape. What was the worst that could happen, he thought. They track him down and force him to marry her anyway? They disown him and strip him of his royal title?" or Stolas escapes the palace before his marriage to Stella and lives as an imp for five years before he meets Blitz again.

When assistant librarian Sirius Black develops a crush on a college student at the Seattle Public Library, all he wants to know is whether he's cool about dating trans guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius ever could have guessed.

The nightwalker chuckled, steering Jungkook under an awning devoid of other people. “First time in the Red Lights District?” he asked, not waiting for a response before continuing on. “You look like you’re selling, little birdy. I’ll give you 60,000 won for a meal. You smell fucking delicious.” OR In a dystopian future where vampires rule the planet, human Jungkook is just trying to survive.

"Merlin?" A tiny figure pops up from the wad of clothing. "Yes?" squeaks a child who can't be more than six, and who is... wearing Merlins clothes.

Lance is just a college kid working part time at a coffee shop and struggling to pay his rent. He knows that he's gonna make it one day. He's just got to wait it out and graduate. He's just gotta keep his head up and straight even as he can feel the discrimination and odds fight against him. Enter Keith and Shiro. Two big time lawyers who are just looking for the right person to spend their time with. The third half that they've been looking for, and once they find him. They're not going to be letting him go so easily from their grasp once they find him. Ah love, the only thief in the world that can steal something so important, and get away Scott-free.

Getting into a bar fight is the least surprising part of Isabella's return home. She sure doesn't expect to run into her childhood friend turned high school enemy, now not just surprisingly a law-abiding citizen but a police officer. Things seem to be going great for him, but Isabella is struggling with more than a bar fight. A single mom with a sick grandmother, an alcoholic mother, an abusive ex, and a short fuse herself, matters are not helped that Jungkook seems to be everywhere. All the time. Especially every time Isabella messes up. Can she really believe him when he says he just wants to help? Police officer! Jungkook x Single Mom Childhood Friend Named OC

Daichi is a supervisor at a small coffee shop nestled deep in the city. His new favorite regular is a captivating florist that works just around the corner, and the chemistry between them is immediate and incredible. But why does he always look so tired and worn out...? A coffee and flower shop AU where Suga is homeless and Daichi has no idea.