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"Let's start making it happen." As soon as those words fell out of Schlatt's mouth, a bright light nearly blinded everyone as well as the sound of a portal's unnatural hum. When the light died down and everyone got their vision back, a portal, structured like a Nether Portal but built out of metal and stone, glowing silver, stood right between and before the stage and the audience. They were stunned as a figure came out of said portal, tall, decked out in full enchanted netherite. A man with a familiar mask but unfamiliar clothes stood. "Where's Dream?" The man with the red hood, wearing Dream's mask immediately asked. Before anyone could even react or answer, the portal behind him flared brightly and the man jumped away with an annoyed grunt as another man decked in netherite tumbled out of the silver glowing portal. Wild dark hair, dark blue eyes, burnt scars underneath his chin- "Tubbo?" Tommy muttered in surprise, somehow recognizing him as his best friend. "Tommy!" The older Tubbo screamed, but not at Tommy who stood beside Wilbur. But at the masked man with the red hood. Two broken men stay in the past in hopes of a better future.Sequel Out!

It was boring. Boring. That’s the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren’t getting into heaven anyway. And he wouldn’t be getting in either, if you could help it.

(Discontinued) Tommy jumps off his dirt tower expecting death but instead someone transports him to an alternate timeline where he died at the age of 9, how will he deal with this? will he even try to go back or will he stay here?

“Don’t you get it?” Dream said to him in an excited whisper, eyes alight with joyous realization. “You—you’re magical, George!” “What does that mean?” “It means you’re like me!” When George first met the tall, freckled child who called himself Dream, he thought the other boy was bonkers. Strange clothes, a foreign accent, a closely-guarded secret — what was George supposed to make of his new next-door neighbor? Despite the newcomer’s strangeness, the two boys quickly forge a friendship. George soon realizes that he and Dream have a lot more in common than he first thought. //Dreamnotfound Hogwarts AU//

Dream, Tommy decided, was a dickhead— and Tommy didn't listen to dickheads anymore. Not after Wilbur and his promises of grandeur, not after Schlatt and his stupid fucking decree, and especially not after Technoblade and his egotistical stories. So instead of jumping off his tower and watching his brains go splat on the ground by Logstedshire, Tommy let himself fall into the water. Or,Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.

"-ase be forewarned that your child may be in danger because of the entities 'Ohne' and 'Exde' who are known to contract with children and teenagers. We have yet met an adult 'Magical'. All 'Magical' can be easily identified by the silver bracelet and a colored square on their middle fingernail-" Dropping his soda, Tommy stares at the television while his father and two older brothers stare at him. Stare at the silver bracelet on his wrist and his middle fingernail. "Tommy?" Phil says slowly, a look of disbelief and denial on his face, "Did Tubbo really give you that bracelet?" "Tubbo." Tubbo kept his hands behind his back, looking at the wall, guilt and panic growing in his chest as his father, Schlatt, looking desperate and tired. "Tubbo, tell me you're not- Tubbo show me your hands." Tubbo takes in a deep breath, shoulders trembling as he kept his hands behind his back. That's confirmation enough. "Tubbo." Ranboo didn't have anyone, he lived alone in his apartment. Which is kind of perfect as he welcomes Tommy and Tubbo inside, both looking haggard and teary-eyed. They ran and came to him. He hugs them both and comforts them.

Sam blinks. “What?” Even behind the mask, Sam has the distinct impression that Dream is grinning at him. “A week and he was begging for my attention, even after I stole and burnt his armour, even after the beatings. He couldn’t stand me leaving him because I was the only one to show up, to pay him attention. It was hilarious.” Sam is going to be sick. Or, Sam decides to ask Dream about his intentions and ends up becoming a big brother to Tommy and Tubbo. All the while, Dream and George fight, Niki and Jack plan child murder and Ranboo is slowly getting adopted into the SBI.

"I gain immeasurable amounts of stress just looking at you, Dream." -SUN TZU Dream is blind but he's a bat hyrbid with good hearing. Technoblade finds out and he's concerned for his friend. He stays with him and keeps him company, he also ensures Dream doesn't go too far and hurts himself with his stupid ideas. So what if Phil adopts him along the way and Drista causes chaos with Tommy and Tubbo? Technoblade will protect his friend to the ends of the Earth, screw whoever looked at him weird if he gets all fussy. (Basically just Technoblade and Dream being best friends fluff. There's angst, I'm sorry)

“That’s not fair,” Bad protests. Dream raises an eyebrow at him and jerks his tied hands in emphasis, clearly saying that none of this is fair. “Look, you keep running! Who runs if they’re not guilty?” Bad challenges, staring him down with obvious distrust from the generous distance of exactly five feet. It’s fair, as much as Dream hates to admit it; it’s not like he’s been the most honest hostage in the past, with all of his escaping and running and framing himself for his own murder, apparently. “Only the good die young, and only the guilty run,” Technoblade chimes in, holding his own potato and sitting in the snow like it’s not cold at all. A hot flash of irritation burns through him. “Someone being chased?” he counters sarcastically, jerking his tied wrists up again to wave them in front of the group. Sapnap laughs so hard that he almost chokes on his potato, but it dies off when Dream gives him an icy stare. Or: Dream is having a hard time, and the hunter just want to adopt him like a stray puppy that bites you at every opportunity.

George’s legs ached. His lungs felt tight and too small. His breath was loud in his ears. His pack bounced uncomfortably on his shoulders. George, homeless and adrift, is an outlaw of the Mad King's reign. He'd spent the last two months being hunted across the wilderness at the fringe of society by a ruthless killer in a smiling mask and bright green coat. This, he understood. What he didn't understand is why such a ruthless killer kept letting him go.

In the world of Minecraft, there is only two truths. Build, and survive. Follow Jenny and friends in her adventures as she rediscovers this wonderful world full of fun, crafting, and... pleasure? Tribute to Slipperyt, a Minecraft porn animator that I admire.

(MASS EDIT FINISHED! NEW CHAPTER AVAILABLE! PLEASE BE AWARE SOME COMMENTS MAY NO LONGER MATCH THE CONTENT DUE TO SAID EDIT.) "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.That's NOT a fucking bird! When strange things start to happen at the ranger station, people going missing or suddenly appearing, the crew realise that there are things in the desert....terrible things.

Dream needs a little help to relax sometimes. Lucky for him, his boyfriend George knows exactly how to help him. aka George introduces Dream to hypnosis and they have lots of fun with it.

Based on the "Giving my Friends $5,000 to Spend on Amazon" video. $320 is a weird amount for a giveaway, and George knows the perfect item to buy.

Dream wakes up in the Minecraft world and expects having to defeat the Ender Dragon to return back home. Instead he's faced with a best friend who wants to kill him, traumatized teens, an entire server full of his friends against him and another version of himself that is currently getting tortured. -- Or: I throw cc!Dream into the Dream SMP and make him suffer. Our streamer is straight up having a bad time, while for C!Dream a chance for redemption arises.

Old summary gone. In with the new.This is a series of MCYT oneshots. I have my opinions, you have yours. I do do requests, but its not an absolute that I will get to them. Sometimes things spark, sometimes things don't. Hate only fuels me, btw. So do comments and kudos and just views lol. Changed the title on May 7th, 2021.Reason is because I really want to try writing oneshots that are not totally Tommyinnit centric (as well as smut, if I get to it).New changed title on June 30th. Reason is because the old title was wrong and pointless.Enjoy Other than that, enjoy my lovelies!

Tommy Craft, youngest child to the famed Philza Minecraft, was raised within war. Raised to fight, raised to kill, raised to revolt. As such, “childish antics” were war crimes that pushed boundaries between friends and enemies. To be young, to not realize what was happening right before his very eyes- broken bonds and shattered memories of days long since past- how he wished he could be young inside and out, and not feel a decade older than he was; to not feel the pressing weight of abandonment on his shoulders day in and day out. Disappointed gazes- Techno, Phil, Tubbo, Wilbur- pressing into his back every. Single. D a y. Exile, he figured, wouldn’t have been too bad had Dream not shown up to belittle him everyday, forcing him to burn his valuables, lest he get a sword punctured through his chest. However, two months in, he’s had enough. No more shall he lay, wasting away, as Dream hounds him day after day with insults and demeaning remarks. No longer shall he stir in his anger when he can actually do something. It’s time that “Tommyinnit” is laid to rest amongst the carcass of fire and ash, and a new form take his place. It’s time to be reborn.

George, an angel, is sent down to Earth to find an evil demon that’s on the loose there and discover what they’re doing. Only thing is, despite them sending George near where the demon would be, he couldn’t find them… And everyone he has met so far has been so nice to him, even one of them letting him stay at their place. He almost gives up, but something seems a little off with his roommate…

After hearing Wilbur describe Tommy as a younger brother, I haven't been able to get it out of my head since. A collection of one-shots about Wilbur and Tommy having a sibling dynamic! Nothing inappropriate, and if you comment asking for it I won't hesitate to block you, so like? don't?

When George bought that creepy doll from that creepy antique shop, he had planned on stuffing it into a drawer and never having to look at it again. The last thing he expected was for the doll to become a blond boy wearing a piss-colored hoodie.

Are you tired of reading normal smut?Do you wanna read something that has you going WTF?Well you've come to the right place as this entire story is written by someone who's done to many drugs while reading fanfiction!I do requests and original works and trust me none of these stories will be boringFor now I'll only be doing MCYT smutshots but I'll branch out later if you feel up for it. IM GOING TO HELL AND SO ARE YOU Everything is one the table! Want a glow squid gangbang?! I got you! Want bottom dream? I got you! Want more crack? I can't do that but I can definitely make you feel like you're high. Comment your requests or just DM me and watch the magic happen! (if you can call it that) *PS: NO MINOR REQUESTS PLEASE (TUBBO AND TOMMY FOR EXAMPLE) THAT'S GROSS!!!