makeovers

In which Cloud is so not doing this again. Except then he is.

Wei Wuxian drops his hand, leans one shoulder into the stunted door frame. “Oh. Okay. So. Why are you here, exactly?” “The Institute sent me to assist you,” the ridiculously beautiful cardigan owner says, “as your familiar.” Wei Wuxian laughs as if it’s a joke, although the man’s stony expression makes it clear that any humor gleaned from him is likely unintentional. “Well, uh, I appreciate your,” Wei Wuxian says, “you know, time, but everything is under control here, actually.” With impeccable timing, a tea-kettle sound keens from the kitchen, followed by a contained bang. — Or: Wei Wuxian is a witch, Lan Wangji is sent to be his familiar. They figure it out.

“We have to go undercover as… high-schoolers?” Caitlyn asked, blinking. “Are you serious?” Vi crossed her arms, leaning back in her seat. “Nice, that sounds like a hard job.” “Oh it’s going to be sunshine and rainbows,” Ambessa said with a flat tone that couldn’t sound less excited, an extremely sarcastic smile on her face. “An absolute walk in the park. I’m practically sending you on vacation on this hunt to stop a new, dangerous drug from spreading out onto my streets.” The only thing they have in common is that there’s nothing either of them wanted more than to put high school behind them and never look back. But now that’s the one place they have to work together, bust a drug ring without getting caught, and remember that this isn’t a chance for a do-over. The Jump Street AU