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Everything he loved, became everything he lost. Izuku Midoriya learned just how precious life truly was at a young age. He decides to take matters into his own hands by making sure his mother's death wasn't in vain. he's left to become a vigilante. This is the story of how Izuku became the greatest hero this world has ever known. It doesn't have to be legal though. or, Izuku is a blind vigilante, and did I mention he's dying?

Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet. She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.

Draco defects to the Resistance. His Dark Mark is gone, he renounces Occlumency, the deadness abates. And mysteries intrigue him. Granger is such a mystery. A dark, magnificent, awe-inspiring one. [Wartime AU. Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Slow Burn.]

I don't think I have to do this, but just in case: I don't own Bloodborne or Monster Girl Encyclopedia, nor do I assert ownership in any way, shape, or form. Please don't sue me. The Hunt is Over. The Moon Presence lies dead, and The Good Hunter has become the new master of the Dream. However, wanting to get away from the horrible place that is Yharnam, she has willed the Hunter's Workshop to a new realm. One filled with lustful Monster Girls and the humans who oppose them. Though she may not intend to get involved with the War between monsters and humans, she will do whatever it takes to carve out a place for herself in this world. All the while ensuring Yharnam's secrets die with her, and trying to keep her godly status hidden. Will she be able to build a new home in a land ravaged by lust? Will she be able to keep the horrid Insights she discovered in Yharnam to herself? Will her new Eldritch standing be forced out by her experiences in this new world? And, most importantly, will she be able to find peace? I will be posting this on RoyalRoad. Now has a TVTropes Page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/AHuntersNewHome

It has been a year and a half since Clarke walked away from her people, and things have changed drastically for the girl who fell from the sky. She has found love and lost it. Endured pain and tragedy and overcome it. She has even started a little family of her own. But amongst all of her growth and change, one truth remains unchanging. She is unable to escape Lexa, she is inevitable to Clarke, the only constant in her life that she cannot outrun. Despite her valiant effort to do so. War is brewing in the shadows. A ruler hungry for power and adept in the use of tyranny to achieve her ends, is stirring impatiently. Will Lexa and Clarke be willing and able to set aside their feelings and the ghosts that plague them, to unite under a single cause? Or will their bloodied history simply be too much to overlook in the coming conflict? Both women are on a collision course with each other, like two magnets drawn inexplicably together. But what will happen when impact finally occurs? Will passions rise or will hearts crumble?

"Sorry Eraserhead, gotta bounce," Izuku apologized. He gripped the edge of the windowsill as he began to lower himself out. They were at least on the tenth story- not ideal- but with enough determination, he was sure he'd be able to climb down or break into someone's place and use the stairs. "Oh absolutely not," Eraserhead huffed. A second later the capture weapon had snapped around his waist and he was being pulled right back through his escape route. "We do not climb out windows," he reprimanded. "I've seen you climb out windows," Izuku shot back, struggling against the scarf. The thing was maddeningly indestructible. "You do not climb out windows," he corrected, emphasizing the word 'you' like Izuku was some petulant five-year-old. "Especially after I find out you in some ally on the brink of unconsciousness." Annoyed, he shot the hero his best scathing look. "We've gotta move past this. It happened one time." --- Aizawa finds Izuku hurt in an ally one night and decides it's time he became a father.

When the Dropship lands, it becomes painfully obvious that there has been a slight mishap. Slight mishap (noun): a rather unfortunate scenario in which the corrupt idiots on the Ark send the Delinquents 50 miles north of their target, into the heart of cold, barren, miserable Azgeda territory, rather than the lush forest overflowing with unicorns and rainbows they were promised. Whoops. General Clarke and the Delinquents - those remaining after five years of toil and hardship climbing Azgeda's ranks - are tasked with appeasing the Commander in Polis on the eve of what could very quickly dissolve into an inter-Coalition civil war between their two clans. As she struggles to navigate the murky waters between Azgeda and the Commander's fiery rage, Clarke must hide her true goal: Dethrone Nia and reclaim Azgeda. But now, the Commander is an unknown variable. Will she aid Clarke in her coup, or remain loyal to the Coalition... and Nia? AKA The badass version of Romeo and Juliet, minus the sad ending, plus a whole lot of gay.

Various scenarios, one-shots, and headcanons with your favorite characters. I take requests too. Just send me a message if you'd like to make one. **All characters are 18+**

Annalise's had it pretty hard her whole life - it's safe to say she's just going with the flow at this point. At least she's well adjusted.She's also smart, just out of uni, and she's a bit of a magical anomaly- no one knows what she is. People are more than willing to kidnap her to try find out though. Yay. So what happens when the world-renowned Original Hybrid runs into her while she's chilling in captivity? Annalise just wants vodka and friends dammit - maybe even served with a side of freedom; but she doesn't see the Originals letting their new ace up their sleeve just leave any time soon. And honestly? Annalise really can't bring herself to care. Sue her, she gets attached way too quickly. *Complete - and onto the sequel :)

One little frustrated short career criminal decided to find a way to pass the time when on an assignment with 'the smoky fiery boss', and through that, get some action with a blonde gullible fool. Or so she thought. Jaune Arc, on the other hand, found that it was quite pleasant. The not-so-pleasant thing was that he became aware of a plot to do really bad things to innocent people. What was a Huntsman to do but to ensure that the criminal element was put under the heel of justice? This was commissioned work.

In the large city of the Port, the police department is struggling to keep up with the large number of illegal happenings happening in broad daylight. The Karasuno Detective Unit has been tracking an Omega Trafficking Crime Syndicate for the past eight years but things are quickly spiralling out of their control – a rival gang always seems to get their first. And what are those weird calling cards they leave? Captain Sawamura Daichi wants nothing more than to see these criminals apprehended, but the plot he is uncovering is larger than he can handle. And that doesn't count the things that happen in the dark. Sugawara Kyoshi knows there are better ways to go about running a gang, but after successfully dominating every one of the East Side gangs, he knows it's time to rest on their laurels. Then an omega close to him gets kidnapped, and all of a sudden he's more worried about protecting those he's closest to and punishing everyone who hurt his friends. Which may just include destroying crime on the West Side and removing their longstanding rival in the Omega Trafficking Crime Syndicate.

L has concluded that Light is Kira but due to his own conflicted feelings instead of arresting Light or having him executed as he promised he kidnaps Light and dumps him at Wammy's House...

TW: this book will involve harsh topics. Tw will be listed, but if you need a tw, this book probably isn’t for you "it hurts to see such a strong woman like you treat herself as if she's the dirt beneath her own two feet"- Aizawa Sensei would tell me. But when you’re fresh out of rehab with an overpowered quirk, everyone wants to control you and harness your power. It’s fun to let them think they can. But after a life full of trauma and regret, it’s time to take back what you lost This is the time (Haikyuu name drops to fill spaces)

Cold grey eyes and dark secrets.That's Park Jimin Playboy and stubborn attitude.That's Jeon Jungkook What will happen when an Alpha wants something he can't have and that's an omega who for some reason has no scent and harbors dark secrets, people see him as an enigma while he sees him as someone he wants to discover. Can this Omega have the happy ending he doesn't believe he deserves but is desired? Or will his secrets burst up into flame and burn him with them? Does this Alpha really want him as he says or is he hiding something bigger than the both of them? Because secrets can't stay secrets if there is someone to tell the tale.

Negan loves when you swing Lucille. Request at my Tumblr: [ Sepia-Whiskey ]

Cpl Cara Finney is a British Special Forces Combatant. A female on the front line draws interest from the Americans, she is assigned to Easy Company as an experiment under the guise as a front line medic. Cara must prove herself to allow opportunities for women, win the trust of Easy company & stay professional when surrounded by temptation. But is she all that she seems?

you are Negans top female Savior/lover. One day on a run you and your men get ambushed, you get capured and torchered by people who want revenge on what the Saviors and Negan did to them. This will have backstory on how you meet, how you got where you were and your friends with benefits relationship with Negan Don't forget to read the tags

"I know you are a bad bitch, but right now I need you to be a good girl"...Y/N is a jujutsu sorcerer from America, her family ties going back to Europe before the times of inquisitions where they earned the name of a prestigious jujutsu family outside of Japan, who gets sent to keep an eye on a new-found Sukuna's vessel. Note: Y/N is slightly based on Daenerys Targaryen, but just in her last name "Stormborn" and a type of her technique(s), which will be revealed later.

the gang is celeprating in the bar after they killed the revenants in pussy willas( season 3 episode 1), then an old enemy of wynonna comes in surprise and wants to take revenge from her.

One minute you're flying, then suddenly the world rips in half and you're falling. Landing is never easy. But crash landing in Asgard? Another matter entirely. "I was surrounded by rippling, crackling rainbow energy. It pulled me along and I seemed to be hurtling at breakneck speeds. I bolt of panic shot through me. This landing was going to kill me."