neil hargrove is his own warning

“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?” — OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

“What about this, Captain?” Liam asks, nudging the boy kneeling between their feet with the toe of his boot. The boy hisses and swipes at him, slurring out something unintelligible around the makeshift gag Niall had to stuff in his mouth. He misses by a mile and tries again, just as ineffectively. Harry looks down at him, at the way the sun streams over his face and shoulders, at the way the gag stretches his mouth, lips pink and chapped. He’s lithe and pretty, smudged all over with dirt. They had found him tied up below deck, mostly unconscious, next to a barrel full of gold. He’s clearly a prisoner, but there’s something familiar about him, something that niggles at Harry’s brain. Something he can’t quite put his finger on. “Put him in my cabin,” Harry decides, turning back to deal with the rest of the loot. The boys screams out jumbled curse words at Harry’s back, muffled by the gag, and Harry can’t understand any of it.

A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.

YAAAAAAA 100 CHAPTERS DONE WHOOP WHOOP!!!! Keep a look out for Haikyuu Prompt part 2 my loves ;)And check out my original work!! <3

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Yoongi suffered a shipwreck which tossed him to an uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere. Being the lone survivor of the crash, lowered his prospects of survival to deplorable levels. Heavens, however, seemingly enjoy seeing the young sailor suffer too much to let him die. While fighting to survive and trying come up with a way of getting back to the civilized world, Yoongi stumbles upon an ancient well in the center of the island.Nothing could have prepared him for the secret the well was hiding though. AKA the merman Yoonmin AU no one asked for

Hongjoong whistled low. “A tall order, sire.” He cocked his head to the side with a snarky smile on his lips. “And it comes at a steep price.” Seonghwa’s father gripped the armrests of his throne. “Name it.” Hongjoong paused to rake his eyes over Seonghwa. “You will give me your son in marriage.” ... Pirate Captain Hongjoong is more powerful than the King. He knows it. The King knows it. Everyone knows it. So when the King begs him for an alliance, Hongjoong can name his price. No one expects him to demand the crown Prince’s hand in marriage, least of all Prince Seonghwa. But can Seonghwa survive on the savage seas? And will this loveless marriage harden his heart like the pirate he’s been tied to?

Reader-insert -stories about my favorite guys (both fictional and real, see tags). Some of these "oneshots" have sequels and some don't. These stories are roller coaster -rides of romance, cliffhangers, drama and conflicts, spiced up with feelings (everything from love and butterflies to angst, confusion and hate) and fluff. !!!ATTENTION/WARNING!!! * I am ONLY writing about the subjects/characters that I love because this is a hobby of mine; I write because I love telling stories.* I am NOT writing about real people anymore.* I am not a native English-speaker, so there are grammar/spelling mistakes. I do my best.* Yes, I write dialogue with "-" and it is not going to change. Sorry.* Some of the stories grow very long and I am not writing equally about every tagged character, this is due to my own personal interests.* Plenty of elves! Nowadays mostly just elves because I love them and their world is awesome!* Some of the stories have some smutty fluff. No requests, sorry.

Zuko was banished, but instead of devoting his life to finding the Avatar to regain his honor he gave in to his spite and became a pirate against Ozai.

That one where Captain Hook gets bored and decides to kidnap some sexy Disney ladies.

A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child? They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure. Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3

“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it. “I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.” Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it. “But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.” He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur. “Or someone.” Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red. (Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)

A collection of Teen Wolf drabbles crossposted from my Tumblr here: thisdiscontentedwinterI'll add more stories and more tags as they happen. None of these chapters are related to each other. * Please check the individual chapters for the corresponding relationship tag *

For roughly seven years Yoongi has been the personal servant of Lord Beckster's son who loves to show of his rare male omega like an expensive piece of jewlery, regarding him as nothing more than a toy he could play around with and use for his own pleasure.This changes as one night a group of pirates raid the town and mansion and take everything they think has some sort of value which includes Yoongi whom they plan on selling as a slave on a black market on the next pirate island. Their plans get thrown out of the window as they are attacked by Captain Jung and his crew out on open water, Yoongi getting kidnapped from his kidnappers and kept on Captain Jung's ship while the Captain takes an interest in the feisty omega and decides to keep him around instead of selling him like planned previously.All Yoongi wants is to be seen as a person and not a plaything.

After a run-in with an angry queen, Keith is left to travel through alternate realities — ones that are entirely too good to be true — because in each and every one of them, he's dating Lance. Keith struggles to find his way back to his own reality, all while trying not to fall more and more in love with Lance in every new one he experiences. (Prompted by the February Klance writing challenge!)

Captain Beidou believed in many beasts of legend and myth when it came to the open sea. But, mermaids? Absolutely preposterous. Beidou/Ningguang. AU.

“So, we’re going on an adventure that will most likely claim our lives,” Wooyoung spoke up, giving his captain a rather cocky expression. “Is the treasure even worth it?” At that, Hongjoong’s face instantly mirrored the young spy’s own look. The smirk that took over his face was intimidating and reminded Seonghwa that Hongjoong was indeed wild, his eyes sparkling with a dangerous fury. He leaned over the desk and slammed his palm into the map that lay there, the sound echoing through the candle-lit cabin, and licked over his bottom lip with a firm nod of his head. “Aye, it’s eternal life.” Or: After being promised the adventure of a lifetime, Seonghwa had found himself wondering if this grand adventure was for him after all. With a combination of heart-wrenching guilt and the feeling that the crew doesn’t like him, Seonghwa does his best to forget who he was and tries to fit in with this rogue pirate crew who are chasing after a treasure no pirate has ever dared to retrieve before. With a firm promise that this adventure could claim their lives, the outcast pirate crew who roams the vast seas under black sails finds that their loyalty will both hold them together and split them far apart.

Cordelia Jackson had been warned. Ever since she had been thrust into this infernal world, she had heard all the stories. The stories of lawless lands and tyrannical kings, of epic wars and legendary heroes, of ruthless monsters and merciless gods. The stories of how things used to be. And now, she finds herself in the thick of it, with nobody to rely on but herself. May the gods' blessing be with you, for you shall certainly need it.

After months of secretly sharing his dreams with Tom Riddle, things take a sharp left turn at the Battle of Hogwarts and when Harry dies and visits the 'train station,' he leaves with an unexpected gift he would give anything to protect. That gift, however, turns friend into foe and forces Harry to flee for his life. But when Harry reaches the end of his rope, he stumbles through a gateway into another world with subjugating Fae Empires, dangerous magical races, and a man sharing the face of his greatest enemy who connected two worlds through shared dreams. [Or tldr:]Harry shares dreams with a Tom from an alt universe while horcrux hunting and ends up knocked up. So he of course achieves interdimensional travel in order to claim that child support. [Revisions added 4/10/24]

Just collecting all the snippets from tumblr and the old LJ and giving them a home. Just FYI, I'm thinking about ending this collection at around ~140 chapters because this one's getting large and that seems like a nice even number? I'd probably start a new one, like, volume two, or something. *new as of 9/28/18* Steve/Bucky: blankets & warmth135- Chris/Sebastian: magician!Seb, adventurer!Chris, an enchanted coin, love confessions.134- Steve/Bucky: werewolf!Bucky, King!Steve, true love.133- Chris/Sebastian: “Um,” Chris said, “I heard a dragon had moved in,” and then wanted to cram his entire foot into his mouth.132- Steve/Bucky: post-Civil-War happy naptime fluff131- Chris/Sebastian: reading-program host Chris and children's book author Seb, and coffee130- Steve/Bucky: “That,” Steve says, midway between impressed and angry and not at all intimidated, thanks, “is not a puppy.” The puppy, which is the size of a small cottage and has three massive happy heads, says, “BOOF.”129- Chris/Sebastian: loosely inspired by the I'm Dying Up Here trailer128- Chris/Sebastian: yoga classes and a first meeting

Blue, all around him. Boundless amounts of blue, all the way to the horizon, where the cloudless sky met the sea. Little islands dotted the view, Felix could see the outline of another ship far away from them. The wind swept his orange locks away from his face, made his eyes water. Sunshine sparkled against the sea, nearly blinding Felix. Laughter bubbled up from the depths of his chest. Felix wanted to let go of the mast, spread his arms and shout from the top of his lungs.