Becoming a trans parent (*disappears*)

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After Bespin, Vader expected to have to chase his son all over the galaxy again. Or at the least confront him at the Emperor’s side. The last thing he could conceive of was Luke kidnapping him right off of Mustafar!

His eyes widen and he watches James bring three of his fingers—fingers that are still glistening, still coated with Regulus—up to press down on Lily’s plush bottom lip. She accepts them, and she moans as she seals her lips around the digits and hollows her cheeks slightly, sucking. Regulus would say that it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen if it wasn’t for the way that only a split second later, Lily has her hand wrapped around the bottom of Regulus jaw—pressing on the hinges in a command for him to open. She tugs him closer and spits right into Regulus’ open mouth—his own taste being delivered onto his tongue. OR Lily decides that the three of them should play twenty-one questions—with veritaserum. Obviously, this leads to some interesting realizations.

AU Prostitute/Client, where Ramlow is the prostitute. Attention: the text contains expressions offensive to sex workers. If you don't like Ramlow – a manipulator and sadist – you may not like this story. (Translator's note: He's a very careful and thoughtful and caring sadist. Read!)

Clint and Phil need an officiant for their wedding.

"Dude, no worries. Like, at all. You could have waited until your bachelor party to ask me and I would have said yes. Which, when do you want that to be, be tee dubs? Since, now it's my responsibility to set it up. Strippers or no strippers?" Stiles whisks frantically, trying to break up all the chunks while grinning at Derek, who's rubbing his forehead like he doesn't understand where the spontaneous headache comes from. Spoiler: It's from Stiles.

Tom and his wife decide to have a little fun at the London premiere of Skull Island.... and it was all her idea....

Soulmates bear the wounds of each other, in hope of finding each other through pain and agony. Atsushi's wrists are full of cuts, his neck purple and bruised. His own wounds, red and purple on his body.Do you, he wants to ask, hate me? AKA the angsty soulmate!au no one asked for08/03/2020: I edited it slightly, and I'm kind of thinking about writing this from Dazai's pov.

The world ended, and then it didn't, and Aloy seeks a new purpose. In the meantime, visiting Free Heap and one Petra Forgewoman every so often is certainly worthwhile, as Aloy eventually finds out. Really, Oseram do flirt at the most inopportune times. Post-canon, spoilers abound. Petra is a character introduced in the side-quest "Heap of Trouble" but also shows up near the end of the game if you missed it. In either case, she is an outrageous flirt and I need more of her in my life.

After all the tense silences and indecision, Izzy and Slash are able to find common ground. Axl's not sure he can survive it. or Sin. Plain, simple sin.

That made Pepper smile. "I love you. You know that?" "I do know that. Because I love you, too." "I thought, last year, that I would be fine to do this alone. But I'm really glad you're here." He stroked her hair off her face. "Nowhere I'd rather be, than right here." She smiled, and sighed, and could see her relax. He'd noticed his ability to do that had increased. Like she had a button he pressed that released tension. "Would you like anything when you wake up next? Books? Movies? New earrings?" He could see her actually considering it, which was good. He wanted an honest answer and not just her telling him she was fine. "Really good wool socks, and then I want to watch Phantom of the Opera." "Stage version or that thing with the glassy eyed chick and Leonidas?" "The second one. Though the scariest thing is that I think you might actually be capable of smuggling an entire stage musical into my hospital room."

In this universe, Vivien and Ben get a divorce, sharing custody rights of Violet. It's only Ben and Violet that move into the infamous Murder House this time. Tate still stands by his promise to give Nora a baby, only choosing to seduce. Everything changes.

As ever, Zoro fails to look before he leaps and makes an all-around bad birthday wish regarding the affections of a certain cook. Luckily, Sanji finds out before it’s too late, and is all too pleased to set things right.

Jared learns about Jensen's past.

Just back from being an Agent Afloat, Tony finds Gibbs is surly, Vance is eying him like he wants to send him back to sea, and Jimmy Palmer is offering him refuge. Unfortunately, Tony is hurt in a scuffle and, not wanting to rock the boat, he tries to hide his injury.

Tim's trying to put things in perspective.

When one hits puberty the name of one's soul mate appears on the wrist of the non-dominant hand. When Tsukishima Kei gets his mark, he is slightly unhappy, but when he finally meets his match, he is even more so.Kuroo Tetsuro on the other hand rejoices at his soul mate's name as he misreads it and goes looking for someone else even though his mate is right under his nose. --- Posted on fanfiction.net as well

Adrien rejoiced. He finally had the opportunity to discover who hid behind Ladybug’s secret identity. And the best part was, he could do it honestly. All thanks to a little game between them, a simple game which he had initiated without any real expectations. ***Original story : MindellTranslated from french by Chuiskkat. Thank you ! :D

Jack Frost - a recently grounded comet, awakens to find himself in the care of Pitch Black the Nightmare King and struggles to adapt to his new life on earth. Prequel to At the Beginning and End of All Things.

Natasha is in her third trimester and having trouble sleeping. She's not the only one awake at all hours... Or; Five times Natasha couldn't sleep and one time she could but was woken up anyway.

And here Tony though nothing else could surprise him.....hum WRONG! ***Do not read this if you haven't gone though the two first part, you're gonna be so lost if you don't .*****

Aka: The Time Stamp For Their First Meeting The second Dean smelled Castiel's scent in that grocery store, he knew his life would never be the same. He just never could've guessed in a billion years just how much of an understatement that was. Prequel to the No Regrets series. This one you could technically read on its own, but about 80% of the references I added in towards the original fic and even a wink wink nudge nudge to the wedding time stamp (I think?) will fly right over your head. So again, your choice, but choose wisely. ^_^

After the trial, Buck is desperately alone and everything goes wrong for him. He completely cuts himself off from the 118 and their families. A bad encounter sends him into a worrying mental spiral but he can count on unexpected support who will offer him a way out.Will he be able to ask his family at 118 for help and confide in the root cause of his unhappiness? Will the members of 118 know how to get back to him before it's too late?

Blake and Yang take a romantic walk through the woods. Hilarity ensues.

Sylvanas seduces the Archmage of the Kirin Tor, Jaina Proudmoore, sending their lives into a whirlwind of change and conflict.

"Twenty percent of his body is covered in scar tissue, second degree burns on his back and arms, x-rays show at least twelve fractures that never properly healed. And then there's his daemon." Because there's not enough daemons in this fandom. Scenes from the Pilot