Sanji was panicking. He was stuck on an island he didn't know, surrounded by people he didn't understand, forced to wear something he didn't enjoy...
...and apparently realising he didn't know as much about himself as he assumed.
Only problem was the fact that of all people who could have lead him to that discovery, it somehow ended up being an ex-warlord, Sir Crocodile.
-------An alternative version of how things could have gone at Kamabakka, with Sanji struggling with internalized transphobia and Crocodile wondering why he had even let himself get involved in this mess.
Zeff never expected to have a son in the first place. In all fairness, he also never expected to end up starving on a rock and then open a restaurant with a bunch of incompetent idiots, so maybe life was just full of suprises like that.
Except, apparently, now he has a daughter.
Well, damn.
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Aka, transfem Sanji being out and about and forgetting to mention it to Zeff. Angry phone calls follow.