panic

It’s just … he’d thought, given his fight against Neji and then his confrontation with Gaara, that someone would finally really acknowledge what he’d done. That beyond Iruka-sensei’s crushing hug and Kakashi-sensei’s absent pat, someone would actually notice that he’d won against both of them. That he’d beaten a genius on his own and then had battled another jinchūriki to a stand still. So while he hadn’t really expected to be promoted too he’d still ...

“Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now? All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages. -- When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked. Peter's life is really weird.

the 30-day nsfw challenge that was supposed to be 30 short little porns for mouse and just got grossly out of hand and became an entire au in and of itself, so here are 30+ instances of boys loving each other grossly Welcome to Junkyard Skunk Mob AU, where Jean and Marco are high school sweethearts and stay that way forever. (Probably.)

He didn't see anything at first, and had been getting ready to turn around and examine the area behind him when he saw it. Tony had to do a double take when he saw it. Wait, not it, a child. There was a child sitting in the far end of the alleyway, his small frame visible in the shadows. He couldn't be more than two years old, the small body curled up on its side in Tony's direction. Or, in which, Peter is de-aged and Tony bares the responsibility of looking after him.

The rumble of the earth beneath one’s feet was not something bewildering. It was a simple fact of the world they inhabited, as greater powers aroused from slumber often broke free in the most turbulent of ways. And while the intensity at such a great distance from the epicenter was nothing to scoff at, the direction of its origin had the King of Curses pause. The snapping of the earth which shook everything else asunder when he himself did not even flinch, and more unsettling was how the vibrations dug into his skin and rattled his bones with a rare sense of unease. Something was amiss. Sukuna was sure of it. ❤ A chance encounter leads Ryomen Sukuna to believe Itadori Yuji is a kami. Which, technically, the curse isn't wrong. But Yuji doesn't know that, and he's desperate to keep his misunderstood secret safe.

Public opinion of Spider-Man is beginning to shift. In response, NYPD aims to work closely with the hero to counteract (entirely true) rumours of past police brutality toward the vigilante. But Peter, still frightened from past experiences with aggressive officers, is reluctant to co-operate, until, through unexpected circumstances and surprising friendships, a program made simply to communicate with the hero, becomes much, much more.

He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake. “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.” My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine. “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.” OR Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar? Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

Peter's alternated between ramen and peanut butter sandwiches for the past week. He only really eats healthy in the Tower when he's there a few times a week, and otherwise, he and May just don't have the time or energy that robust, fancy meals require. To say he's overwhelmed is an understatement. He feels like fight or flight is starting to set in. (Food insecurity rears its ugly head for Peter when he's at a stupidly fancy dinner with the Avengers; he tries to hide it, but he doesn't really do a good job, especially with his surrogate dad watching him like a hawk...eye.)

“I could come take him anytime I wanted.” Jungkook says. “I know.” Jimin agrees, refusing to poke an angry bear that truly holds enough power to do anything he wants. “It would be a fucking walk in the park. You know that, right? No matter where you go or try to hide, I can find you. A snap of my fingers and I’m at your front door. I could waltz right in and take my son and there’s nothing you could do about it.” Jungkook says with a slight growl, angry and displeased. “Yes.” “But I don’t do any of that.” Jungkook eventually adds, something soft and vulnerable to the tone of his voice. “You know why?” “Why?” Jimin asks. “Because I'm weak.” Jungkook speaks so quietly that Jimin almost misses it, hardly a whisper. Jimin abandons his mate and the only life he’s ever known—an innocent baby in his belly, a dagger in his heart, and nowhere to go—reducing himself to a life on the run, spending every moment terrified of the demons that lurk in the shadows and wait for the chance to devour him. He learns that sometimes things have to shatter into a million, mangled pieces in order to grow back together again, two souls ordained by the stars unable to stay apart for long.

Jung Hoseok has a crush on introverted Min Yoongi, but Yoongi's hiding a secret that only his best friend Jeon Jeongguk knows, Min Yoongi can read minds and it's not all puppies and rainbows like people think. ~Or~Yoongi can read minds, Hoseok is hella thirsty, Jungkook wants Jimin and maybe Taehyung he isn't quite sure and Namjoon and Jin are just there for moral support most of the time.

Peter coming back from the snap to find out Tony has his own kid really made him insecure about spending time with him and his old bad habits come back full force in order to cope with the changes. Even though he was excited to go visit him at the cabin for the weekend, the last thing he wants is to be a burden and take time away from Morgan.. after all he is her real dad. Things didn’t turn out the way Peter or Tony had hoped for that weekend when one mistake on Tony's part almost cost Peter his life. *** When Happy finally spoke up his voice was sharp and panicked. “Tony, please, please for the love of god tell me that you have Peter with you! Or at least tell me he is somewhere in this building! Please just tell me that you have him!” Happy yelled as he clasped his hands together like he was praying. ***

“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years. “You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket. “Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket. Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.” Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”

When Scott jogs back inside, his mom stands against wall, watching Stiles, eyeing the tangle of bandages and dusty old clothes. "Get them off," Stiles is saying, dazed and soft. "Get it off."

The one where uninspired chef Dean Winchester has a one night stand with the male (!) food critic who described the flavour of his garlic bread as 'closeted' and accidentally ends up dating him to try and prove that he's a kick ass chef, thank you very much. (He may have a point about the 'closeted' thing).

And there was San Lang, Hua Cheng, Xue Yu Tan Hua, on the floor right next to the child smiling as he directed the butterflies around the two of them. A-Ying’s eyes were blown wide open with astonishment as the butterflies danced around his head. One of them even landed on his nose which caused him to squeal with joy.———For Wei Wuxian, Xie Lian, and Shen Qingqiu, their day started off normal but ended in chaos. Especially when they are all turned back to their younger selves and thrust into new worlds. Wei Wuxian finds himself in the care of the notorious Xue Yu Tan Hua Xie Lian is taken in by the peak immortals and a demon lord And Shen Qingqiu is literally caught out of the sky by a confused Mo Ran. Hopefully, their families can come to find them before they make too much trouble. Spanish Translation - TEXTThanks so much, MoonAlicia Indonesian Translation is available!!!TEXTThanks so much, cahee23

Tony Stark: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Team Mom? It wasn't like Tony had set out to mother the Avengers. No, it wasn't like that at all, but it had surely ended in that fashion. Someway, somehow, his life had turned from depressive workaholic, alcoholic, everything-that-was-especially-harmful-holic to packing paper brown bag lunches and personally sending out clothes to the cleaners. Personally - he hadn't even sent his own laundry out pre-Avengers. He had just become the proud owner of five superheroes; they hadn't even come with care kits or manuals or blueprints. Tony couldn't breathe.

One-shots centered around phobias. Requests are closed for the moment, thanks for reading<3

He’s not the first child with nowhere else to go that Bruce Wayne has taken in. Dick Grayson was the first and the most high-profile – because no one would have thought Bruce Wayne was interested in ever raising a child, let alone the orphaned son of circus performers – but Jason was maybe just as much of a shock to society for being a street kid who came out of seemingly nowhere. Tim Drake is ordinary by comparison – his parents died in a plane accident. He can’t think of anything very special about him except that he met Bruce a few times when his parents hosted parties to keep in touch with Gotham society. Or, tiny Tim Drake is adopted by the Waynes a little earlier than scheduled.

Karl Heisenberg was Mother Miranda's grandest success. So surely a vessel produced by him would be perfect for her plans. Too bad the secret is out and Lady Dimitrescu won't let her brother take all the glory. Forever indebted to Theeepunkin. Unless otherwise stated, all translations provided by them.

The last time a shinobi had such a connection to their elemental affinity, Senju Tobirama was alive. Eight years before the Kyuubi Attack, another is born. Who knew it would be a Nara?

When his plane suddenly barrels into the side of a mountain, Jungkook’s life flips upside down, going from renowned CEO of his own wellness company to a combative alpha worth nothing more than the endless disrespect that spews from his mouth. Revered Head Omega Jimin receives the challenge of a lifetime when an unruly city wolf crashes into his territory, threatening to ruin the sanctity of everything he stands for. Though they want to hate each other’s guts, it appears the universe possesses other plans for them.