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Birthday Sex

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The rules are pretty simple. Whoever's birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked. A bi-annual sex treaty. It's the perfect answer to getting rid of all of that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other. And seriously, it'll be fine. There's no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong? They've got it all planned out.
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11th June, 2011 (Dan is 20) The first time it happens is on Dan’s first birthday after the breakup. Things are pretty tense, still, between he and Phil, but Bryony invites them down to London for the weekend, and they decide to go. It’s Dan’s birthday, after all. Dan comes over in the morning, his
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