Birthday Sex

Series of four fics to complete the kink bingo card @ LJ's 1_million_words community

When the Amazon Trio decides to modernize their operation, a computer informs them that the human with the world's most beautiful dream doesn't live in Japan at all, but in a little town called Night Vale. Could Megan Wallaby be the key to finding Pegasus? Do we really want to know what's inside Cecil's Dream Mirror? Did Big Rico's always sell fish-food pizza? (A fic based entirely on combining the way these two canons handle the phrase "a beautiful dream.")

Since she was four years old, Rose Weasley has loved Teddy Lupin. As she grows up, her relationship with him changes and evolves to something more than a brother-sister relationship.Written in 2009.

After her family dies of extraordinarily tragic causes, a young woman is sent to stay with a mysterious doctor and his companion until her uncle can arrive to collect her. Everything seems relatively normal until a severe snowstorm hits and delays her uncle's arrival. Now trapped with two strangers and an increasing feeling of doom, our heroine must try to make it through the storm alive, or suffer a fate far worse than death. Victorian AUFemale ReaderWill/Reader/Hannibal*HEAVY* EXPLICIT RATING. (Set in 1890, so if things are a little off, like mentions of things that didn't exist quite yet, I'm sorry. I did as much research as I could for this.) (In an attempt to use something other than 'y/n', the reader is nameless, but is referred to as The Heroine, or Miss Chilton.)

The happiest years are yet to come. The sweet like candy ending half of 'You Are A Runner'.

James had assured Robbie that the feel of silk on the skin was a pleasure not to be missed. Robbie had to admit the lad had been right.

For Kurt it felt like a mistake, but for Blaine it was a lesson.

Stiles is so wound up, anxious and turned on at the same time, waves of fear and lust churning in Derek’s nose, on the back of his tongue. Stiles’ mouth works before he spits the words out, all at once. “Iwantyoutoknotme.”

Jamison Fawkes life is thrown into turmoil when a literal demon from Hell itself appears in his life, swearing to protect him. But protect him from what? And who?

A Revision of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers saga. When Rita Repulsa is freed from her prison, she lusts for revenge against the force of good that locked her away, Zordon. Knowing he alone isn't strong enough to defeat the dark witch again, he recruits five young adults with extraordinary pureness to take on her evil forces and protect the world as the Power Rangers! -- This is a re-version of the series. I'm focusing a lot more on character development and making it darker and grittier, I've always been fascinated with how these characters are teens first and Power Rangers second. I originally posted this fic on Fan-Fiction ( by Deets by Clay). As I'm continuing it, I'm reposting it here and will simultaneously post on both. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Power Rangers and am only writing for creative reasons.

Before the Prophecy of the Seven came to pass and their personalities went haywire, sometimes the Greek gods and goddess would take a few moments to act like normal parents. When the Romans aboard the Argo II figure this out, it causes the world's strangest culture clash. Or, how Aphrodite likes to shop, Poseidon knocks, Athena can be overprotective, Hephaestus spams his kids, and Persephone deserves an award.

It’s been ages since Dave has been to Confession.

Ryuko Hida wields the power to super charge her allies with sex, luckily she's a Gyaru who's super into style and sex. Naturally she hates being the one everyone is relying on but if it means she can have sex with all sorts of sexy babes, she can manage. CONTAINS: Futa, Sex

“This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.”Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.”“Why?”“Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.”Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.”“Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.”-Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

Roderich gets lost from his pod - because of course he does - and his brothers are too preoccupied to notice. Having worn himself out, he starts to sing to calm himself down. With every note, he hopes that his pod will hear and come back for him. Vash is swimming nearby with his sister and ends up the one who hears the beautiful lament. Deciding against his better judgment, he investigates the mysterious song.

Feferi finds highblood politics a difficult game to play if she wants to remain true to her morals. Karkat finds highblood politics a pain in the neck and wishes the new empress would stop making his new job so difficult. In which the new empress finds herself developping flushed feelings for her bodyguard who turns out to be the descendant of a prophet killed by her ancestor, etc, etc, etc.

His lover Luna sends him a strange gift while she is away to ease his lonelyness...and then the Weasly twins arrive for a bussiness meeting...this may not be pretty but it may be amusing...or not...depends how you see things..

While in the dungeons of Mirkwood, Bilbo overhears several of Thranduil's guards talking about Fili and Kili in ways they shouldn't.

Archie Andrew's POV, and his thought process lately.. post Episode 6. Archie is turned upside down by the sight of Betty and Jughead. Short fic on my take of Archie and what goes through his mind upon discovering them.

McCree is in some serious need of divine intervention after Gabriel not only embarrasses him in front of Hanzo, but it also makes McCree think of asking something he'd thought he'd never get to.

He's making different excuses now, and all to get back into Iruka's apartment, and more specifically, his kitchen.

Saw the episode 5 leaks, decided to make a fanfiction off it! including— jealous lucifer, parent figure alastor, tension!!!, embarrassed alastor and lucifer :3

Seichi Abarai, Renji's brother, is delivered into the hands of the Kuchiki steward, Eishiro. Meanwhile, Byakuya attempts to have a conversation with Captain Kurotsuchi.

The producers of Naked Attraction decide to do a 'Second Chances' edition of the show where past contestants who didn't find love on the show the first time can re-apply in hopes that the second time's a charm. Superfan of the show and season three contestant, Harry Styles, is nervous when he first finds out that Niall, Harry's roommate and production assistant on the show, has signed him up to be one of the singletons vying for a date with none other than Louis Tomlinson, from season one, who also happens to be the man Harry has pined for, drooled over, and borderline stalked since he first discovered the show. Will Louis pick Harry? Will Harry share the naked truth about his superfan and supercrush status with Louis? Will Niall Horan ever stop meddling? Find out if going au naturel can lead to a second chance at love in The Naked Truth! OR The Naked Attraction Larry AU

When a strange package from a toy company long thought to be abandon, Lily first thought this package was for her sick uncle who use to work there. However, Lily is suffering from amnesia and is missing almost half of her childhood memories, and this package has triggered those memories. With that in mind she decided to go there instead to find the truth of her past and what had happened to the workers 10 years ago. Though…deeper she goes and more truths appear…Lily begins to wonder if the package was actually meant for her.

Your CEO caught your attention the first day you started your new job and it seems the attraction is mutual. Too bad he’s only interested in a relationship that benefits him.