accidents

The anthology about a naive, well-endowed family who decides to become nudists in their home. It leads to all manner of seemingly impossible scenarios and mishaps. There will be a huge focus on gay incest, accidental penetrations, and ridiculous sexual situations. The characters remain the same, but they mostly don’t retain anything from other chapters. Certain stories from this anthology will be added separately to a few story series. This will keep them easier to organize but still include characters from this story. This anthology will remain the main place that I will upload Clumsy Clarks chapters. Also, none of this is real. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, whatsoever. Don’t have sex with minors or relatives! Hope you enjoy!

Steve likes taking care of his team. It gives him focus in a confusing new world. But one member of the team never learned that it's okay to be taken care of. Until the night Tony gets a concussion, and his deepest secret - that, when he's absolutely sure he's alone, he likes to role play being a toddler - comes out into the open and affords Steve the perfect opportunity.

"Sebastian Vettel, 23-year-old driver for Red Bull Racing, has been spotted with a mysterious child," a reporter announced. "Who is the child, and why is he in the picture? Stay tuned for more updates." Sebastian, although not thrilled about the sudden attention, knew that he couldn't keep Charles a secret forever. As he walked through the paddock, he found himself surrounded by a barrage of questions from reporters and photographers. "Who is the child, Sebastian?" one reporter demanded. "Is he yours? Who is the mother?" another pressed. "Why did you keep this a secret for so long?" a third questioned.

After a career covering news across the world, journalist Wei Wuxian is unexpectedly on his way home with a child in tow. Unfortunately, the path home isn't without obstacles.

A short book of short haikyuu!! Piss kink requests. Pairings will be in the chapter! Added a discussion board so you can comment stuff you think is hot/cute/sexy/ect. It'll give me ideas for my next fics so feel free to comment! IF YOU'RE HERE FROM THE TIK TOK PLEASE READ THE VERY LAST CHAPTER TITLED "ADDRESSING THE TIKTOK" Follow my Twitter! @haikyuu_piss_k

When Hester Edwards sent two magic portals to her girlfriend Natsuko, connected to her mouth and pussy, it might have been prudent to use a more reputable courier - especially when Natsuko's pervert of a neighbour receives them instead... and he intends to keep them. Contains 3D renders of scenes!

Fed up with unrealistic omorashi fic, Remus makes a detailed list to guide him as he explores his kink. *this is slightly AU: Remus has a computer/the internet and isn't afraid to use it lol**I have absolutely no idea how AU this is or in which sort of time it's set, but the internet is A Thing but Lily is pregnant, so make of that what you will

Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him. Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship. “What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?” “Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly. “If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him. or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.

Maya Bishop is a fire chief for the Seattle fire department. She loves her job & is the most dedicated fire chief they’ve ever seen. Her life revolves around her job. She loves to run & her occasional Wednesday night self care.Carina Deluca is an OB/GYN at Grey Sloan Hospital in Seattle. She loves her job. She gets to bring babies into the world & even gets to see how they’re growing up sometimes. Her world revolves around her job & her brother Andrea. THIS IS A G!P STORY!!!!

Sam Winchester desperately wishes with everything he has to find a cure from the Mark of Cain for his older brother, Dean. And when Sam finds the means of doing just that, Dean refuses his brother’s help, until circumstances leave him unable to refuse any longer. But with the cure, consequences follow. Consequences Sam, Dean and Castiel could never have foreseen. But will the knowledge they seek in the aftermath provide answers, or will it leave them once again facing an uncertain future.

For the better part of a year, Steve has been obsessed with finding Bucky to the point where he's neglecting everything else - including his boyfriend, Tony. Tony puts a brave face on and acts as supportive as he can, but on the inside he's falling apart. And no one knows it until the night Tony snaps. In a fit of desperation, JARVIS calls on Phil, the only one capable of understanding because of his age play with Clint, to care for Tony. Phil might not be used to taking care of someone as little as Tony Stark, but - until Steve gets the emergency message to return - he'll be damned if he lets that stop him.

Heather Koenig, heir to Koenig Creamery Industries, has a very annoying boyfriend. So annoying, in fact, she'll ditch him when he's showing her around one of her family's automated dairy farms - and unknowingly wander straight into the intake chamber... Includes 3D rendered images of scenes!

After a beating lands 4 year old Harry Potter in the Hospital it is discovered Tony DiNozzo is his father. Tony must step up with some help from his Boss and Partner to help raise Harry with all the new adventures they will go on.

Just some little Sapnap one-shots to soothe the soul bc I love him <3Current unstarted requests: 33 Little!Punz in Chapter 48 Little!Dream in Chapter 49⚠️Strictly SFW⚠️

Harry's finally got a summer without the Durselys, only problem is he's staying with Snape. Harry has certain issues that come to light but Snape wont care will he? They hate each other, and it's gonna stay that way right? Mentor/Guardian/Father Snape

Kim Namjoon as the cute, adorable, mushy, squishy little nyumjoon. With the six obsessive, possessive, protective of the most incredulous handsome Bangtan Boys; Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Taehyung, Jimin, and Jungkook. An adventure of Little Joonie with his six caregivers. Little! Namjoon x OT6 Daddies 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃 : １１/０１/２０１９🅴🅽🅳 : 28/04/2023 © 2019 𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃

Back at the flat Sherlock threw himself down on the couch, limbs akimbo, throat bared, one wrist placed strategically over his furrowed brow. He moaned, but not too loudly, just under the threshold of noticeably dramatic. He unbuttoned the top three buttons of his shirt with his other hand, making sure that John had plenty of chest to explore. Exploration was good. Exploration was highly encouraged.

After receiving a letter of inheritance from his biological father, omega Jimin’s adoptive grandparents place an ad in the papers in search of a suitable alpha to mate him and help him care for his newly acquired property. He never expects the situation to allow him to meet the most wonderful alpha in the world or build a perfect life with Jungkook, the mate of his dreams. Fate always works itself out in the end.

"MADDIE!!" Tom yelled, running inside the house with the unconcious heghehog is his arms. "SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH-" "Donut Lord!" Came the call from inside, and next thing he knew, a familiar blue blurr appeared besides him, followed by his wife. "What happened?!" "..." Tom stared at Sonic. Then looked at the mobian in his arms who he thought had been Sonic. Or During another fight with Eggman, Sonic is thrown into a different universe thanks to one of Eggman's inventions. The Wachowski's are the ones to find him.. because ofcourse they are. But with other Sonic now gone.. what will happen to his universe?

Without love, we are all like birds with broken wings.