Noted, No More Surprises

The one were Louis gets a snapchat from a certain xhazz and things escalate and yeah they meet up and have sex.

Sam is sure that Kurt doesn't like him. It makes sense, really. He’s Blaine’s best friend, Blaine’s best friend who Blaine totally wants to bang. And also, while Sam hasn’t seen Kurt shirtless, he’s pretty sure he’s got more abs than him. So.

Kim Taehyung works at a convenience store, Min Yoongi is a mystery.

Newt had plans to make a stopover in New York before heading to Arizona. He wanted to inform the director of magical security at MACUSA of his impending fatherhood.

Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.

Being Masters little boy is the best dream Harry could ever imagine, and his friends worst nightmares, how will Harry handle friends and family while trying discover who he is and where he belongs? And what is Luna doing?!

In the dark of the night Hermione struggles to deal with the aftermath of the war. Fred promises to help her through it in his own way.

Dick Grayson is visiting the Manor. Jason Todd has the chickenpox. They might not be brothers, but maybe they can get along for one evening.--"Bruce should get the chickenpox," Jason said, as Alfred walked to the door. "Then we'll tell him he can't patrol and see how he likes it." "Perish the thought.”

A prince forced to abandon his homeland and birthright. Will stop at nothing to reclaim what was once his no matter the consequences. An alpha dominated society is no easy feat for an orphan omega, especially when he is taken and mated to a mysterious alpha on the run out for revenge with more secrets than he can count. MxM, M-preg, Dom/Sub undertones.

Eleven short, individual works for the 2009 Merlin Summer Pornathon.

A CNN news reporter interviews Nick Fury in a time of worldwide distress. She wishes for hopeful news; what she gets is much, much darker.

In which the night that jughead kisses Betty, he tells her he's got nowhere to sleep and she insists he sleep in her bed. Horny angel beans results in fucking.I wrote this before ep. 7 came out so that doesn't exist

"I'm cold." She states, moving forward and sliding her hands through Louis' hair. She presses her body forward so that her tits are just touching Louis', and then she leans in to kiss her, letting her tongue slip into Louis' mouth as soon as the other girl allows her. She pulls back and scrunches her face up. "You're colder." [Or the one where Harry's warm and cuddly and Louis buys treats just because]

Swingers AU. That's all. A lot of heat.

Kon has a good dream. Tim's in range.

Some Ginny/Hermione Fluffy Smut

Adam finds out something very interesting about Lucifer. He just has to find out if it’s true. But of course, everything comes with a price. Unfortunately, Lucifer is fucking stupid, and Adam gets way more than he deserves. AKA Adam has fucked all the pussy in Heaven and makes a deal with Lucifer just to score. Unfortunately, Lucifer’s not telling him something rather important.

Mark and Jaebum have only been on a few dates so Mark just assumed they were gonna skip Valentine's Day. That is until Jaebum interrupts his nap by showing up at his door with flowers and a gorgeous smile.

Bernie's return from Kiev was never going to be easy. But nothing worth having is ever easy.

Loki Laufeyson. Not all treasures can be kept in a vault.

Harry is writing his memoirs from the psych ward of St. Mungo's...can he find healing in the words, or will it take a special touch?

Plot: Bucky is dating a girl who owns a flower shop but he hasn't told any of his friends including Steve about her because he's protective of her and doesn't want them to scare her off because she's shy. the team end up stalking him to see where he goes and they see him kissing her inside her shop.

Do not wish his name, do not wish his hand, for if you wish for the King, you will earn his Iron brand. Never, ever, wish for the Iron King to come and take your troubles away.

Rick offers to give Daryl a haircut. They get distracted. Porn with pretty much no plot.

They break into Sam's house in the dead of night, when Sam will be half awake and slow to fight back or argue and find him scrounging for a late night snack in the kitchen.

What lengths will the head servant of the House of Elrond go to win his lord's favor?

Q gets migraines. When they come, he doesn't want to deal with anyone, let alone a 00. But 007 has his own plans for Q's pains.

A series of one-shots dedicated to Kinktober 2023. Tags, relationships, etc. will be specified at the top of each one shot.