Deadpool and Thor, God of Thunder, were sitting in a greasy diner at 3am. The pallid fluorescent lights reflected oddly against the waitress’ pale pink uniform, her nametag read “Carol”. She glared at Deadpool who had his boots up on the table and smiled at Thor. She patted him on the head as he sat

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