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101 Ways To ACTUALLY Die While Working On Your PhD
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101 Ways To ACTUALLY Die While Working On Your PhD

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self-insert humor college pranks
So I noticed that there's been a certain amount of disdain for self-insert fics, whether they be explicitly self-insert, or involve OCs. So I decided to write one, because let's face it, the world's currently a mess and a bit of good fun never goes amiss. This is the universe in which the Autobots settled down, got established in the southwestern United States and after a while, entered into various research partnerships with a major university. Vaguely Bayverse with overtones of IDW and G1, and centered around the lives of graduate students involved in this research partnership. Entirely intended to be fluff and humor, but this is me writing it...
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I live in a desert in the United States, in a city with a university. That should narrow things down to about five states. I have a Chihuahua-mix-ish-monster who lives with me and eats my housemates’ socks. I’m a graduate researcher, and I’m studying bioethics for my PhD. Specifically, I work with h
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