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Latin; a dead language with no practical applications except perhaps the deciphering of old texts and as a particularly quaint party trick. Thankfully, as Harry finds out, Latin is not as dead as he was first taught when he decided to learn the language. It wouldn't have mattered anyway, of course; he loved Latin, and would have been proud to know it even had it been as useless as it was pretty. But in the world of Wizards, the world of Magic, Harry realizes his rare talent with words is particularly valuable, and allows him to use magic that no one's ever heard of, that no one's ever seen. But as time goes on, and he becomes more and more entangled in the webs spun by those around him, he starts to realize just how deep the magical rabbit hole goes and how dangerous power like his can be. All Harry had ever wanted was for the world to make sense.

Hannibal breeds Will. A love story in bodily fluids.

The rouge Avengers are pardoned under the influence of King T'Challa and it is up to Tony to 'welcome' them back. But as he and his new team are at the private airport, an unexpected fight breaks loose and the fate of the whole universe is changed when a wizard places himself as Tony Stark's protector.

Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters? You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't.

You are a college drop out, band member, and bar tender in Ebott city. It has been five years since the monsters first emerged from the mountain and now you can't imagine a life without your skele boys. But wait, how are more monsters coming out of the mountain? And why are all of these new skeletons suddenly nice to you?

A missed connection on the way home from Hermione's family ski trip in the middle of fifth year changes everything, and causes Hermione to question some implicit assumptions of the wizarding world. It also lays the groundwork for her inexorable collision in the Department of Mysteries with the /last/ woman to hold the title of "Brightest Witch of Her Age" -- Bellatrix Black Lestrange. And their battle will lead to the very situation they both want least--together, a struggle to survive, far away from any support. Note that Snowbound is now a completed story at 87/87.

Kim Seungmin was a bright and handsome young man. He worked as a marine biologist for a big company in his coastal city, and he loved the freedom that his job gave him, being able to take his small motorboat out to sea every day to do research on the field. Never would he have thought that his biggest discovery would come in the form of 7 handsome merboys (is that a thing now?) that seem to follow him everywhere he goes. And is accidental courting even something that could happen? Life was going to be way harder, but oh so much more exciting from now on! OR Marine biologist Kim Seungmin helps out one injured merman and ends up with 7 of them trailing behind him like baby ducklings.

One hundred years have passed since the Calamity was freed. One hundred years since the princess fell. One hundred years since the hero beat back the darkness, driving it into the heart of Hyrule Castle. Now Zelda wakes in the Chamber of Resurrection, and must reclaim her memory while setting right a world that she let go terribly wrong. Link waits for her; she cannot fail again.

There are a few things that Carlos may have neglected to tell Cecil. Like his last name. Or how he hasn’t actually dated anyone since his junior year of high school. Or that he’s a wizard of the White Council and the regional commander of Wardens in the western United States and not, in fact, a scientist. You know. Minor details.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses.

To Eugene Thompson: We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into the Stark Industries internship program. Please arrive at Avengers Tower on Monday, February 1st, and use the enclosed access card to enter the employee elevator. [...] We look forward to our partnership. Stark Industries. ---or, flash gets an internship at SI and learns about the cryptid of the tower.ft: redeemed flash thompson, tony stark being a troll, and lots of hello kitty offerings.disclaimer: i do not own the mcu, nor the characters that i use in this fic, aside from my minor ocs (the interns)

Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too.

Notting Hill AU, written for the i_k prompt, "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Arthur owns a quirky hipster science bookstore. Eames is a world-famous mega-celebrity. Clearly this calls for a meet-cute.

In which a group of wizards' rights activists goes on the offensive after a prohibition against love potions, forcing the magical world to confront the horror of magic's role in sexual assault and the murky legal nature of consent. Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Draco are swept together to solve the case, and in the process they're made to confront their own love and lust—with and without potions.

Lydia has a plan: attend college, study the biological makeup of werewolves, win prizes, and wear amazing shoes. She does not expect to make friends with Stiles. Or flirt with Stiles. Or accidentally start a pack war with Stiles. Whatever. The point is, Lydia has a plan.

I discovered the PTA Sans AU on Tumblr and now it won't let me go. So here you have it: Little shorts placed in the AU where Sans adopted Frisk together with Toriel, Toriel is running the local school and Sans was roped into going to the PTA meetings. Let's just say that he gains a lot of motivation during those. (Now with plot: A secret project between two nerds, an ongoing inspection and the insanity that comes with monsters living together with humans.)

Sans deals with the aftermath of Gaster's disappearance.

Follow a Two Act Epic story of What if! Act one, called “Salvation in New Hope,” Where Powder grabbed Vi’s hand before she walked away…What if Marcus had gotten to the two girls before Silco could and brought them to Piltover for a second chance? Would they both make it? After the night their lives were exploited right in front of them, could they both recover? Will a particular Kiramman appear in the lives of these individuals? It is up to Vi to decide whether she will abide by the fear of repeating her past mistakes or break free of it and become the sister Powder needs. Act 2 of What if called “The Cities at War” Six years after Act 1. Vi and Powder have adjusted to their new life in Piltover. When an old enemy emerges from the shadows, aspiring to free The Undercity from Piltover’s shackles, but at the cost of everything they all hold dear. Vi is forced to choose between protecting her new family and friends or seeking revenge in order to stop him. Powder fights her inner mind simultaneously, which struggles between the sane and the insane. In the event of violence arising, Vi and Caitlyn must hold the two great cities together, or will events and catastrophes ultimately lead to the end of both cities.

Hogwarts has fallen, and with it goes the collapse of Dumbledore's Army. The surviving students are enslaved; medically experimented on and used sexually. Now begins the reign of the Dark Lord. His goal: the absolute annihilation of every Muggle on Earth. And he's going to need a very large army to accomplish that..... WARNING: Story contains underage Characters!

Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately. But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either. Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA. ~*~*~ See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.