i wrote this instead of sleeping

Could the universe be kind enough, so that Tommy could get a damn break from the mess that is his life? Please? Just for one day. --- Okay, so maybe coming to the interview with a few broken ribs was a bad idea, but what choice did he have? Just not come and keep on being unemployed? Several bad things could happen during his interview, given the circumstances. There was an AI in the building designed by Vulcan which not only kept unwanted people from getting in, it scanned people for any unauthorized weapons or injuries. There was also the problem with his illegal documents since he wasn't an actual adult. But the biggest risk is that the job is at a hero organization. And he's a vigilante. Which are highly illegal. --- or, yet another vigilante tommy au... except this time, there is at least one brain cell (you can figure out who has it)

It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh? Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.

As one of the richest and most influential women in the whole country, Furina de Fontaine has it all: money, fame, and power. However, there’s one thing her money cannot buy – pure satisfaction. She felt hallow – and in order to fill the emptiness in her… she seeks for people who can satisfy that void. One day, she met a lone orphanage owner: Arlecchino – a mysterious director. Enthralled by Arlecchino's beauty and added with an unexpected accident, Furina gave Arlecchino a deal – a deal that the director couldn’t refuse. An Arlefuri Sugar Mommy/Baby AU where Furina is mentally not okay so she copes by spending (she's so me)!! No smut because I want FLUFF!!!!!!!!! Set in modern Teyvat with NO elemental powers whatsoever.

The alternate ending to "little dark age" (previously titled let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories about the death of kings), where Percy did actually die. You don't have to read that one but it will make more sense if you do. This oneshot replaces chapter three, so read the first two chapters and then read this, to make more sense. Poseidon retrieves his son, and Camp Half-Blood holds his funeral with everyone in attendance.

It had been a month since Manon broke up with Rody. After learning about a orchestra concert Manon is in Rody goes to watch. There he meets a very cold, and mysterious Vincent. Little did Rody know that the one interaction he had would change his life.

when Alastor was human has was constantly used and bullied for his skin and hair. Now in hell he hides a lot of his characteristics for example his HATE for touch and forces himself to deal with it. or Alastor is to tired to deal with acting 'normal' and just does what feels comfortable. or Alastor angst, its good give it a lick before throwing it away.

I knew trying to do a ritual I found online was a terrible fucking idea. I mean what fucking idiot looks at a shady website with hentai ads popping up every thirty seconds and goes; “I bet the spells and rituals on this website are totally legit and will definitely work as advertised.” That idiot was me… Status: Ongoing **All recognisable characters belong to their respective owners, I’m merely a simple fan fiction writer hoping to entertain some people through my work.

Peter Parker ends up in a strange city after the fight on the statue of liberty: so instead of having to be swallowed by depression (he still does get swallowed by depression, this is Peter Parker we're talking about), he gets to start a new life in... Gotham? (THIS IS MCU!PETER PARKER, just to clarify ^-^) (Inspired off of Dark Matter by Mysterycyclone) (Rated Teen for swearing and violence, nothing major)

Waking up a few thousand years after your death to find a hero school built on your grave isn't the most fun experience. That, Izuku Midoriya can definitely say with confidence. He knew he died. He had to have, after all, his head was still severed from his neck. But the fact that scared him the most now was how he was back. And it took all of his strength not to constantly be seeing himself as a monster.

The most dangerous animal is an injured one, because once they realise they are on their last legs, the claws of desperation sink deep, and there truly is nothing you can do to stop them from grasping on to the glimmer of life.

Henry should leave, he should wait until everyone is asleep and then silently leave, without a trace. As if he never existed in Alex's life, as if he never touched Alex's body, as if he never wanted only exist in his heart and mind. Because that is what Alex deserves. Alex deserves someone who can love him out and proud, someone who is not shamed for his existence, someone as bright as him, not the pale starlight gleam Henry is. But lying there on the pile of mattresses they piled together and called a bed- Henry can not even find it in himself to breathe, let alone get up and go. Betrayed by his own existence, once again. OR What-If taken by a depressive episode, Henry can not leave the lake house