I'm Too Old For This

Ever since Hunter became an unwilling inhabitant of the Human Realm along with his friends, a worrying truth nagged at the back of his mind: He did not have access to his anti-epileptic potions. He had hoped his brain would be merciful enough to let everyone settle into their new normal before he had to disclose his condition. But of course, it had to make itself known (only a week into their stay) with a seizure. A bad one.

Clint and Phil spend a relaxing afternoon at home in late December.

Dazai had asked Chuuya if the child that he had taken in was an Ability User, once. Chuuya had said no. That was a lie. When Dazai discovers the truth, he understands the reason that Chuuya hid it from him, and he knows that he needs to have a talk with Chuuya about the child's safety.

Daryl was always overly gentle with him, cautious and shy enough that Paul wondered if maybe the older man had been a virgin that first night when things had boiled over between them. Fortunately Paul was used to being the more dominant partner in his relationships, anyway. He adored topping Daryl, guiding him through all kinds of pleasures and intimacies he was pretty sure the other man had never have experienced before. Aggressive Daryl was different. Hot as fuck, but still… different.

Riddle knows what he wants; he just needs a certain someone to get it… Or, the story of how Tom only wanted a child and got a family in return.

And it’s like something clicks in him, the heat in his gut turns solid and starts to fill him, twisting his mouth into a sinister smile. He gets up, examines the crap on the desk in Violet’s old room--his old room--and grins, finding his prize. He walks back to the bed wielding the letter opener, handle smooth and shiny. “Remember this?” he asks, eyebrows raised, and Violet blushes, no doubt remembering the thrill of seeing only the handle, blood-spattered and cold, protruding from Tate’s momentarily lifeless body, the whole of the blade shoved deep into his heart.

They take care of each other. It's what best friends do.

A Deku as Nagisa crossover fic.His lessons on hiding the truth were from the Japanese Government itself who asked a bunch of middle schoolers not to even tell their parents that they were being trained to kill, regardless of how many times they almost got killed in return. In fact, Nagisa was still lying to his classmates at UA about that, and they got paid ten billion yen to ensure that they never talked to anyone about their third year in middle school. So why was the past slipping out? Will his classmates find out what secret's he is hiding?Mostly focusing on the bonds between the children with some bigger events coming in. :)REWRITTEN ON 10/13

Inspired by the boxstorm fic with this prompt - Soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose

Life is never easy for The-Boy-Who-Lived, but his fifth year at Hogwarts takes strife to new extremes. After Professor Snape sacrifices his role as Order spy in order to rescue the young Gryffindor from Umbridge's sadistic clutches life becomes even more complicated, and the darkness on the horizon may soon envelope all who stand against it.

The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he's fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity's introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is.Rated M for future chapters.

Five years after Yuri!!! On Ice, Ukai calls his old friend to come help with the Karasuno volleyball team. Yūri is who he calls, and this is some of the drama that ensues. Excerpt:Viktor watched his husband in fascination. “Yuri, did you know Yūri could play volleyball?”“Not until he called me to bring Makkachin here.” Yuri watched. “Noya’s leg is too loose.” He mumbled to himself“NOYA!” Yūri called not a second later, “Tighten your legs if you’re going to save like that!”

“What, aren’t heads of the Family allowed to get laid? This is Penacony, for fuck’s sake—Land of Dreams, or whatever.” “I’m a very busy man, you see. And it is as the doctor says: it would be uncouth should other members of the Family see me like this.” Sunday enlists some help. Everyone is satisfied.

The "new era of love and peace" has begun. Team Avatar scatters to be where they're needed in the postwar world. By treaty agreement, the Fire Nation colonies are to be returned to the Earth Kingdom and all Fire Nation subjects repatriated to the homeland—harmony among the nations will be restored, by sanction of the Avatar. But the Gaang finds that peace is sometimes messier than war. Love can mean many things. And harmony may not be found where they think it will. (A total rewrite of "The Promise" comics, and then some.)

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe slowly come to a mutual understanding. It does take Shen Qingiu a little longer to actually reach it, however.

Anything and everything that plagues my deepest darkest depths of writer's block. Anything that shows up in here will most likely only be edited by me and nobody else. If I catch a stroke of genius or if people show interest in seeing more of a story i've posted in here, I'll probably come back and put another or even make it into a fully fledged story. Consider this a staging area for ideas and possibly other stories. -- Leroi

Team RWBY squares off against Team JNPR. War ensues.

Alcohol brings out the worst in people, it brings out cat tendencies in awkward Changkyun.

Four years. Four years they’d been together when their relationship hit a fork in the road - Luka wanted a baby, Adrien did not. After going their separate ways Adrien spends a fantastic night with a down-on-her-luck stranger named Marinette and realises he does want forever. He’s ready to commit to Luka. Slight problem, the one night stand left Marinette pregnant…

There are two new guys in your apartment block.They’re hot. Maybe a bit old—over thirty, you guess—but they are the kind of men people always compare to fine wine, getting better with age and all that crap. And Johnny Depp is still a hot piece of ass, too, and he’s practically ancient so, yes. The two new guys are hot. Pretty tall, too, especially the one with the long hair. He’s a fucking giant, around 6’4”, and you feel like you’re getting a crick in your neck whenever you meet him in the elevator and you have a bit of small talk and you look up to look him in the eyes, because your Daddy taught you to be polite. The other one’s a bit smaller, but that still means he’s fucking tall, so.

Duet AU (fix-it fic). Where true love is not just a couple weeks of dating and bickering and actually from the heart. AKA where Alex is Kara’s true loves kiss.

Yuuri Katsuki was praised throughout the South; he was a prince with a heart as big as a lion and as warm as the first summer sunshine. It was told that the man had a gorgeous set of amber eyes, painted-like red lips, and silky raven hair that would lusciously dance through the breeze. Not many commoners had the privilege for an audience with the Crown Prince but those who had would incessantly eulogise his captivating beauty and innate grace. Yuuri Katsuki was born to rule, love, and offer - the man who gave courage to his people. The Southern Kingdom, Hasetsu, strongly believed that their firm security would deter the crude Northerners. Their people would continue to be merry, their crops would continue to flourish, and their beloved Crown Prince would continue to be beloved. Until one day, it all broke apart by hundreds of stomping feet, silver falcons on billowing deep maroon flags, and a certain blue-eyed man.

“We need to talk,” Eddie said quietly, while they waited for the elevator in the hotel lobby. Buck huffed next to him. “No shit, Eddie.”“Not, uh, not just about that,” he said, and then Buck was looking at him curiously and Eddie almost got cold feet. If he didn't tell him, they weren't married, right?He pulled out his wallet, carefully turned it over, and let the rings drop into his hand. “About this.”Buck, to give him credit, took it better than Eddie had. “No..” he whispered, looking horrified. “Noo! We didn't..” Or: Buck and Eddie wake up with a bad hangover, a marriage certificate and more questions than answers. Eddie realizes he has to reevaluate some things, but life gets in the way.

Clint Barton will always go down fighting, no matter what. Five deaths of Hawkeye.

Even that which looks so sweet can leave a deadly sting. A tale of two aurors, an unlikely partnership who are expected to present great success. An organization is search of salvation and a few impossible faces appear in unexpected places a long this journey of love, loss and tragedy. Twists and turns make for a roller coaster ride as you fall in love with our striking protagonist Rose Weasley, the girl who has both everything and nothing to loose instantaneously.

50 assorted johnlock fics, all prompted by the OTP bootcamp challenge! Fluffy, Romantic, Angsty... all sorts around here!

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

“So first of all I wasn’t aiming for you,” Steve said.“It’s okay if you were,” Bucky said. “I realize I was testing your patience—”“You can’t seriously think it would be okay for me to stab you with a fork,” Steve said.There was a pause and Bucky said, ducking his head a little, “No, I guess not.” Then he looked at Steve and said, “What, you gonna get mad at me again for treating you like Hydra?”

Kim Namjoon can't cook, but he somehow becomes obsessed with a cooking blog called 'EatJin' and the sassy and mysterious person behind it.In the realm of real life he isn't doing much better, because there's a ridiculously handsome guy with broad shoulders called Kim Seokjin that works in a nearby supermarket who is slowly ruining his life.Little does he know, they're actually the same person.