I'm Too Old For This

“Is this a thing now?” Lando grins, leans on the counter and tips closer, “maybe. Would you like it to be?” Oscar bites his lip and flushes a little – which is an image Lando is not going to stop thinking about for the next five hours – considering. Lando distantly wonders what pros and cons he’s weighing. After a few agonising seconds, he shrugs. “Sure. Keeps things interesting.” Lando is absolutely going to take that. Lando is completely normal about the cute barista working at his local coffee shop. So normal, in fact, that he creates a points system based on how flustered Oscar gets over his pickup lines.

In one doomed timeline, Homura teams up with Mami to take on Walpurgisnacht. Mami sees it as a chance for much more.

"Wouldn't get tired." McGee smirked as he watched Tony watching the chair "Wouldn't get slow. Could keep on going for hours."

“I really don’t think that’s going to be an issue, Princess, ” Shiro says with all the certainty of someone who is really, really into the idea of his girlfriend being able to grow tentacles at will just because he asked for it. “But, noted.”

Sometimes love is worth the wait

“Yuri, not to alarm you or anything, but Otabek Altin is coming over here and he’s looking straight at you,” said Viktor. Seung-gil scoffed. “There’s nothing straight about them.” *** High School AU where Otabek asks Yuri to teach him to dance for a gym project.

my own take on omegaverse. omega emma, alpha regina. AU. omega emma comes to storybrooke after one too many fights with bail jumpers. Regina, having been without a mate for decades, thought she was just above the ABO class system... at least until Emma crashes into her life. Life gets turned upside down for our beautiful ladies as they navigate life in a small, cursed town along with finding their mate in each other.

Sherlock is being mysterious and secretive and John is being particularly stubborn and their annoying case in a well-known university town is not helping anything. Case!fic! Mystery and infuriation but ultimately johnlock. This may well get interrupted by NaNoWriMo. Just saying.

*** Title change: Previously "You'd give up your happiness for mine? But you are my happiness." Poppy is in love with her best friend, Branch, and honestly, she always has been. But that doesn’t matter, because she is aware of the expectations of the Princess/Future Queen’s mate. It is not that she doesn’t think Branch can handle it, because she knows he would make a great King and leader with his selflessness and protectiveness, but she does not want to make him feel like she wants him to change in order to be with her (the King would also be expected to sing/dance/etc.) Branch loves her too, but doesn't think she feels the same. Eventually, their feelings will come to light. Will Branch grow into the troll we all know he can be? Or will he retreat into the bunker, never to be seen again? There will be sex eventually in this story so skip it if you don't like that. First chapter is more fleshed out details and then story begins with chapter 2. Updates every few days! This is my first fic so make sure to comment and let me know your thoughts! I'd love to interact with you all! :)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The vampire, Sandor, saves a girl from rape, and then proceeds to desire her for himself. Guilt follows. Everyone dies, but at least Joffrey is first to go. >:)

Jack decided that today would be the day that he would try and take his flirting to a new, blatantly obvious level to actually get a reaction from Daniel.

"I think it's time for a little entertainment," the sage queen mused, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "I would love to see your fool perform." Annis smirked at Merlin. Arthur glanced at his "fool" and with a snort, rolled his eyes. One-Shot AU to 5x01. Bamf! Merlin. COMPLETE! Edited by: FireflyFanatic3x Disclaimer: All rights belong to BBC’s Merlin. Also posted on Ffnet

When Jim's worst memories are erased, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy know that they have to do everything in their power to get them back. But for Jim, becoming the person he's meant to be means reliving everything he's ever wanted to forget.

Announced legally dead, he creates a new identity: Izuku Midoriya.Eraserhead is tasked with bringing down one of Japan's most wanted vigilantes by the name of Oni. Little does he know, the vigilante is in his homeroom class. The result of my fondness for vigilante!Izuku and the concept of a Deadpool au.

Grantaire is injured at a protest, and Enjolras comes to terms with his feelings.

Lena wants more excitement in her life rather than being seen as the angelic doll her parents present her to be. On her birthday she takes a fresh start and visits a club where she meets a bartender who appeals to her. Meanwhile she doesn't know the secrets her family has kept from her, doesn't know she may not be so human after all. Kara is living her life in the shadows, posing as a human ever since she made mistakes under the influence of red kryptonite. She partly blames herself for aliens being hunted down and deported. Her past has forced her to ignore her true nature, until there is someone in her life who inspires her.

Buffy gives Gwen wedding advice. Gwen isn't pleased.

Onslaught daydreams about a certain quiet mech, in a good way for him.

Louis is getting a little too close to Nick Grimshaw (even though he absolutely hates the man) at a house party. Harry thinks that he really shouldn't be doing that.

"...you really liked her, huh?"Tooru bites his lip."...I- I liked the idea of her," he says finally, and he can't meet Hajime's gaze anymore. "Didn't know her well enough to like her."Ah, but Hajime can tell his pride is hurt. Cheering him up when he’s like this requires-An idea crosses his mind, and before he can dismiss it or think better of it, he acts."Wanna dance?"

A adoption and a bit of retool of "Wolves Loves Cookies" by extraordinary banana and it is imported from Fanfiction.com.

Sometimes, routines changed. --- Sequel to "Nightfall", second part in what is now a series that will explore how it goes on from this story and John and Sherlock's new arrangement. I'll try and write the sequels so that each can be read as a single story, but of course you are welcome to read the other parts as well ;) Will have five parts in total (including Nightfall) that see the development of their relationship from their bedroom's perspective (no, don't worry, there will NOT be a talking bedroom in the story).

Stiles agrees to let Peter train him as the emissary, though he's none too happy about it and plans to ditch as soon as he possibly can. When their first studying session takes a turn for the sexual, he can't help but wonder what else Peter might be able to teach him. Unfortunately, Stiles doesn't realise he's in the deep end til he's drowning in it.

Gay marriage is now legal in New Jersey. Wilson wants to get hitched. Sequel to Cold Feet.

'He stays quiet, because if he speaks, he'll try to tell Stiles to leave, and the words will only get caught in his throat, and come out mangled and ineffective, and he will look pathetic. So he doesn't speak. He trails his fingers through Stiles' hair, and tries not to hate himself too much for not sending him away. At his core, he's a selfish being, and he needs Stiles more than he thinks he needs anything. He should give him up. He won't.'

War has come and engulfed the world Hermione loves and she must try her best to protect herself, everyone she loves, and the secrets she has to keep. How will it all change, now that Draco is on the Order's side? How will Hermione change, now that Draco is her ally, friend, and maybe something more?

You have been selected as one a special guest for an audience with Holly Blue Agate and her slave/assistant Garnet. Holly Blue wants you as a special servant, but she isn’t willing to do so unless she’s impressed by you. Considering the life of luxury and sex you will receive if you satisfy her, you are willing to do everything to please your new mistress.