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the doctors 9-12 along with their companions and Missy are transported to a room where they are forced to watch episodes of doctor who. Will The Doctors die of embarrassment?

In which the Pevensies trip, fall, and somehow end up in Torchwood. It's not Susan's fault she shot an alien that was trying to kill Jack Harkness.

Out in the Universe there is a bright blue box. Inside this box is a fantastical world. Inhabiting this fantastic world is a strange man called the Doctor, an immortal human from the 51st century, a pink and yellow human who isn't really human anymore and the savior of the wizarding world. But this isn't the start of our story, though when the Doctor gets involved in anything the start of a story is all rather fuzzy. No. Our story starts on a deserted street, in front of a ruined house, for every story must have a start. This beginning opens with a funny old wizard in bright-colored robes and a pointed hat, holding our protagonist and wondering what he was going to do with a baby. Now, on we go. Edit: Previously titled Harry raised by the Doctor a.k.a. The Wizarding World is not ready for This

Ianto closes his eyes in Thames House, lungs full of choking alien gas, and opens them in his sister's house in Cardiff.

"When we don't die young and violently, we die weird. Well, or all three, case in point."

A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

NCIS is called to investigate the appearance of a US Marine from 1955 in Cardiff, Wales. They are paired with a local investigating team, Torchwood. When their leader Captain Jack Harkness tries to convince them that the Marines had been sucked through a rift in space and time, they are hard pressed to believe that information. That is until in another time dimension Captain Malcolm Reynolds flies through a space rift to avoid a run in with the Alliance. That chain of events triggers the rift that NCIS and Torchwood is working on. All of the teams, including Phil Coulson and his two top S.H.I.E.L.D agents end up in the future. They are forced to land on a planet that practices all forms of BDSM lifestyle. Unless Jack Harkness can rendezvous with The Doctor, there is no telling when they will be rescued. The unlikely group is forced to redefine existing relationships and create new ones. Some, have too much fun doing just that. Warning: After the plot is written the stories will be shameless, kink smut. Based on my own fancies and what readers request. Pairings are not set in stone and can be switched in and out as desired. Neither are D/s dynamics.

Buffy gives Gwen wedding advice. Gwen isn't pleased.

Liz was fading and Jack Harkness had never felt so helpless.

The Rift monitor is acting up again, but Jack knows exactly who's causing the disturbance.

Dr. Hermann Gottlieb came into existence sixteen years ago. He wasn't born then - he just stopped being Owen Harper. Of course, then Captain Jack Harkness had to come visit the Hong Kong Shatterdome. Meanwhile, Newt's just trying to figure out what's up with Hermann while simultaneously attempting to save the world.

Jack agrees to go ahead with an unplanned pregnancy on the understanding that Ianto leaves Torchwood with the child after it is born but will he really be able to say goodbye?This work is now complete.

A door once opened swings both ways. (Remix.)

Phil Coulson asks Ianto Jones for yet another favour...this one involving the Helicarrier and Cardiff Bay...

Sam Winchester was supposed to go to Stanford but a chance meeting with a Police Box changed his destiny and all those around him. Sam had known from a young age that Dean was his mate, his alpha but Dean didn’t see him as anything but a little brother. Jack on the other hand saw Sam for the omega he was and very interested. The last thing Dean ever expected to see back in his life was his little brother who’s heart he broke pregnant and mourning the loss of his lover. But together they realize that they are whole together and the other half of each other’s soul.

A Handmaid's Tale was the first erotic movie I saw, the idea that women might be unable to conceive was interesting to me. Of course I tweaked it so some men can even as most women can't. Ianto is a professional 'Gifter' Jack and Gwen the latest couple to ask for a baby. Of course the best intentions always end in tears.

Jack comes home to his four submissives after The Year That Never Was, but they're upset and, consequently, unusually disobedient. Jack's got his work cut out for him in getting things back to normal. (Fivesome fic.)

The Tenth Doctor and Jack get to know each other – in a naughty way.

Doctor Samara Wells really hadn't been prepared for the two people who dropped into her life, ostensibly to hire her boat out for a trip to the Boeshane reefs...

Samara Wells got one of her sons back. It's time to try and get the other back as well.

The Valiant was where Captain Jack Harkness learned to drown.