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The Joker missed the "good old days", just him, Batman, Harley, and the first Robin. He's grown tired, none of these new Robin's new how to have fun. Where was the banter? Where was the witt? He put time and effort into his traps and the birds gave him nothing to work with. It's fine, good old Uncle Jay decided to do something about it. ------ Dick is de-aged to his mid-season one YJ self. He's highly trained, been doing this for half a decade, and has the scars to back it up. He can't help but be underwhelmed by the attitude of his successors. But Dick doesn't want to deal with that because he's missing over a decade of his life all because of the Joker. He can handle older heroes underestimating his abilities, this is his typical tuesday. Everyone else might not get a choice in the matter as information comes to light that leaves them to rethinking some of their life choices. Except Past-Dick, because as he inidicated before, they are a problem for Future-Dick.

Odds aren't in Kara's favor when Lena's soulmate tattoo reads Kara Zor-El. Lena doesn't understand why the new girl is interested in her and wants to push her away. Alex is happy to meet her soulmate, but issues occur and Maggie is keeping a secret. Lucy has known who her soulmate is for a year, though she hasn't even said hello yet. College soulmate AU.

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“I’m Kara,” Kara says, holding her hand out. “What’s your name, gorgeous?” “Jesus,” Lena whispers. She wonders if the new girl – Kara – is going to keep calling her things like that. “Fascinating name,” Kara replies. She grins smugly while she sizes the girl up and fuck yes, she’d get on top of that. “Oh Jesus,” she moans quietly.

Lena wants more excitement in her life rather than being seen as the angelic doll her parents present her to be. On her birthday she takes a fresh start and visits a club where she meets a bartender who appeals to her. Meanwhile she doesn't know the secrets her family has kept from her, doesn't know she may not be so human after all. Kara is living her life in the shadows, posing as a human ever since she made mistakes under the influence of red kryptonite. She partly blames herself for aliens being hunted down and deported. Her past has forced her to ignore her true nature, until there is someone in her life who inspires her.

A visitor to Downton finds a way to make Thomas happy, and thus improves everybody's lives.