brat merlin (merlin)

In the long list of rules that Dream gave him, there were four that stuck out as the most important. Four rules that he could never break. Stick close to the island when swimming. Always be back before seven. Never complain or hesitate to give Dream his pelt. And never, ever interact with humans. Tommy didn’t break any of those rules often, and if he did it was a one time thing, a mistake. But this wasn’t a mistake. This was a very deliberate, very stupid move on his part and Dream would kill him if he knew what Tommy was doing. Fifteen years Tommy had lived here, and never once had he intentionally broken one of Dream’s rules. Until now. He swims closer to the three humans..Tommy's a selkie living isolated on an island with Dream as his caretaker. Wilbur, Techno, and Phil are the new lighthouse keepers next door. Surely there's no way for this to go wrong.

A collection of minifics about SakuOro and their family. Many involving bb!Kakashi, and some with a variety of adopted cublings.

Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.

Harry wasn't sure what was happening anymore. First he was being excited about watching the Triwizard Tournament and getting to know the other schools during his fourth year at Hogwarts. And now everyone thinks he's been kidnapped, while he's being stuck as a feline. It was official, his luck sucks.

A selection of Yandere Prompts from my TumblrNote: they've already been selected and the inbox is closed!---I, EwNasty, do not give my permission for my work to be posted or hosted on any third-party website or app.

Bruce, aimless after abandoning his plans to become a special education teacher, takes an internship at Amnesty Bay Aquatic Zoo. His life changes forever when he meets the zoo's orphaned merboy. (AU where the Batkids are merpeople and Bruce is their human adoptive dad.) *Main story complete!

Juleka Couffaine is a vampire. She thought it was extremely obvious. She gawked at it really. It felt cliche. With her gothic looks, her pale skin, her alarmingly red eyes, garlic allergy, and her penchant to mumble a lot (mostly in an attempt to avoid someone noticing her fangs)... But here she is! It’s been years since she’s met these people and they still haven’t fucking noticed- despite the abundant and new magic in the air. That being all that weird super hero business she want's no part of. Of course. So now Juleka wonders in her burning supernatural and immortal curiosity.. how far does her classmate’s and friend’s obliviousness go? And... what lies beneath the surface of normalcy in the wild around her?

"That's a kid," Stiles said. Derek growled. "It's a selkie." "It's a selkie kid," Stiles pointed out, because really, they did not need to be arguing semantics right now. "Do selkies just go around leaving their kids sleeping in caves on the beach?"

“Hide that,” he says, forcing the words out past every instinct. “As well as you can, all right? Before morning.” Steve stares at him blankly, like he needs a moment to work this out, then swallows once, sharply. "What's your name?" he asks at last—asks as he stands there with the pelt in his hands. And oh, he thinks suddenly, what is his name? He can’t speak it, not with this mouth, he can’t sing it into the air like he can in the ocean. He just shakes his head; like his nakedness, it’s something he can't explain. Steve nods, just nods, his eye swelling shut and blood drying on his shirt collar, and says "we’ll figure it out." (An AU where Bucky is a young selkie who is accidentally called to Steve and ends up staying around to help this poor, wretched kid not die.)

here is a compilation of my 2019 ( february 2020) kinktober (kinkuary) masterlist! hope you guys like it~ (*´ ｪ｀*)っ旦~ tumblr: savnofilter

Kingsman agent and Water Gifted Harry Hart spends his days capturing and killing the worst the Magical World has to dish out. He doesn't have time for anything else, especially since he's recently been made the head of his organization. Than the social worker calls informing him that he needs to take custody of his former step brother's minor daughter, whose older brother has been deemed an unfit guardian for her. But Harry thinks the social worker isn't giving this Eggsy boy a fair chance, and so offers Eggsy the position of the girl's nanny in his home. What comes next...well Harry's sure not even the seers could have predicted some of it.

Just collecting all the snippets from tumblr and the old LJ and giving them a home. Just FYI, I'm thinking about ending this collection at around ~140 chapters because this one's getting large and that seems like a nice even number? I'd probably start a new one, like, volume two, or something. *new as of 9/28/18* Steve/Bucky: blankets & warmth135- Chris/Sebastian: magician!Seb, adventurer!Chris, an enchanted coin, love confessions.134- Steve/Bucky: werewolf!Bucky, King!Steve, true love.133- Chris/Sebastian: “Um,” Chris said, “I heard a dragon had moved in,” and then wanted to cram his entire foot into his mouth.132- Steve/Bucky: post-Civil-War happy naptime fluff131- Chris/Sebastian: reading-program host Chris and children's book author Seb, and coffee130- Steve/Bucky: “That,” Steve says, midway between impressed and angry and not at all intimidated, thanks, “is not a puppy.” The puppy, which is the size of a small cottage and has three massive happy heads, says, “BOOF.”129- Chris/Sebastian: loosely inspired by the I'm Dying Up Here trailer128- Chris/Sebastian: yoga classes and a first meeting

“We’re mates,” Yoongi says simply. “We’re married now, you put my coat around me. Now you’re my husband.” “I -” Seokjin cuts himself off. He feels insane, all of this is insane. It doesn’t make sense, there’s no way Seokjin is suddenly married to a - a - seal? “That’s not how human marriage works,” Seokjin says finally, voice cracking a little. “You can’t just say we’re married.” “Why not?” Yoongi does not seem deterred at all. “That doesn’t matter. Humans are stupid anyway. But you’re hot and you smell nice. You’ll be a good mate. With your broad shoulders, your swimming abilities must be admirable. And you can fish, a provider.” He nods, as if this is all settled. “So you’re my husband.” -OR- Burned out from work, famous YouTube chef Seokjin heads to winter-quiet Jeju to escape for a while. His only goals are to relax, and try to find his spark again. When he rescues a naked man on the beach, Seokjin couldn’t have predicted what he was in for. But an accidentally acquired husband in the form of soft, impish selkie Yoongi might be just what Seokjin needs.

Will reveals an extraordinary secret. Hannibal is still the weird one.

Seal Soap gets a little lost during an underwater nap, he comes across a very large and intimidating predator. But this orca may not want to eat him like he first thought... TAGS WILL BE ADDED/CHANGED

“My grandmother taught me about selkies,” said the tattooed man. “Said it’s good luck for them to grace your ship. To treat ‘em right, and they’ll guide you safe.” It had seemed like a reasonable thing to believe.

Crowley, a lone siren, calls a ship to wreck upon his reef, but finds when he meets pirate captain Aziraphale that sirens are not the only ones able to lure another creature to their heart's desire.

The woods are known for their dangers, but it's the doing of a rival closer to home when Kurt is kidnapped on the eve of his wedding to Prince Blaine. Enchanted and trapped in a lonely cabin, he is forced to bear the progeny of the woods' magical creatures.

The bakery door opens with the sound of the bell suspended above it, the melodic jingle warning employees of a new customer. It’s a slow morning, both in and out of the small business, so any paying visitor is a good sign at the moment. Said customer walks up happily, practically humming a tune under his breath, a bright smile on his face. “Hey Wil!” The blonde teen calls out, far too loud for such a quiet morning. His smile widens when he sees the brunette behind the counter sigh in exasperation. Tommy knows how much Wilbur hates being on register duty, he’d much rather be working in the kitchen, but Technoblade had priority in choosing tasks in the morning, so when their father is out on an errand, the younger twin has to take over customer service. On his end, Tommy enjoys burdening Wilbur with his presence and then taking the free breakfast Phil has made him entitled to.

After an incident leaving him with a head full of nightmares and a suspension from the agency, former private investigator Scar is sent to a small coastal town in search of some kind of vacation. Instead, he finds a series of missing persons cases the local police force refuses to investigate, rumors of magical creatures spiriting people away, and a beautiful man with dark eyes and a mysterious fur coat who wants nothing to do with him. Grian just wants to keep his family safe, but as a selkie in a town where the fae are dreaded and with a missing member of his pod, that’s becoming more and more difficult. Especially when a handsome human starts poking around… AKA my first finished long fic for the Hermitshipping Big Bang! The fic is finished, chapters will be posted every three days!

Dick's parents taught him the importance of always keeping his coat safe, of how important it was to keep anyone from getting their hands on it. How humans would do almost anything to possess something that would make a selkie follow their commands like a slave. But his parents are gone now, and there's no one there to back Dick up when the hunter with the one eye arrives.