adam being the worst

“Seriously, Adora. All that money for, like, holding hands in front of a camera? It can’t get easier than that. You endured me for like, ten years? I’m sure you can power through these four weeks.” She gets up and leans on the back of her chair, getting closer to Adora’s face. “Just don’t fuck it up and we’ll be fine.” Adora scowls at her and forces herself to not start another argument. Catra ignores it and turns away. “See ya later, girlfriend.” She says over her shoulder. Girlfriend. Adora shudders at that word. Only after Catra is gone Adora remembers they didn’t even plan anything out. She closes her eyes and rubs her temples again, taking another deep breath. Four weeks of pretending to be Catra’s girlfriend. Those are about to be the longest weeks of her life. * Fake dating college/modern AU!

catwithabat u think ur so hipster but u just look like a lesbian27mshe_ra @catwithabat bc… i’m a lesbian. lmao5m or: how calling her crush gay online got catra a date to prom

“Play nice, Peter.” Tony whispered.Oh, Peter would play alright. But he wouldn’t guarantee that it would be nice. Or:Peter gets worried for Tony when he finds out that the rogues are returning to live with them. Tony, of course, is more afraid that he made a mistake letting them come back and be around his kid. But he needs to set a good example for Peter... after all, what could really go wrong?Wielding the grudge of the century, Peter tries to learn to live with them while also protecting his father-figure-- all while accidentally wrapping every single avenger around his finger and rebuilding the broken team into a family. For once, it's all fun and games at the avengers' compound! Or, at least, it is until a new villain comes to town, and wants to play a different kind of game... just a little warning-- the majority of this story is fluff and hurt/ comfort, but the last few chapters will get really dark. so heads up! also, this IS rogue avenger friendly! i love all of them and try to depict them the best i can while also acknowledging all the problematic stuff in civil war (AKA siberia)

He's tall and smells of smoke. He's moody and messy. He always sulks. For a year, you've lived with him, hardly getting along. Yet one drunken night, things change.

Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?

Lance who was born and raised in the city is sent to work on a farm for the summer. He thinks this will be some awful experience, but really it's much more. Especially when he finds out that Keith, the runner of the farm, and his new housemate for three months is actually the cutest person to ever live.

Qui-Gon Jinn did not actually die on Naboo, but he still left a plenty of hurt, rash decisions and consequences in his wake, as well as a padawan unprepared for knighthood and adult relationships. Obi-Wan comes into his own without his master, but in a very different way.

Before the dawn of their first proper interaction, Louis William Tomlinson doesn’t know the impact of the starlit atmosphere. He doesn’t know that snails can sleep for years on end, nor that an octopus has a pulse that triples the human beat. He doesn’t know any of that, because he’s yet to dive into the enigmatic, limitless mind of Harry Edward Styles. And when he finally knows, he doesn’t ever want to go back. Or: An enemies-to-lovers fic where Harry and Louis are neighbours who are forced to get along due to the inconvenience (or convenience) of a broken lift.

SPACE AU!____________ 1-A is doing an outdoor exercise. Half the class starts, and A'zawa needs to catch them. They're on an island. The exercise stops when the last one is caught. A'zawa thinks that it will not last more than 2 or 3 days.Well, we'll see about that.

After a fate encounter with the Eleventh Harbinger, accidentally stumbling into a Fatui plot you shouldn't have, your life gets continually more complicated. Reader is female and has an Anemo vision. Aether is the traveler but he doesn't really show up to reader. Formerly named "A Solipsistic Hunt" and changed to "Solipsis" ***Chapter 32 is not a part of the main story, it's just a special***

"The world has been too cruel to us; it chews us up and spits us out without a second thought. It's cold and unwelcoming and downright desolate in its overflow of expectations and people. Hannie, we can't be that to each other anymore." /// Or, Jisung and Minho had met just in time to lose each other. And this is the story of how they find one another one last time.

It’s been a few months since Keith’s dad remarried, leaving Keith at a new school with no friends, no mom, and no hope. The only thing that keeps him from going completely insane is Lance Fuentes, the charming, funny, and surprisingly intimidating boy that Keith’s been admiring (read: pining after) from afar since day one.After a bad day leaves Lance miserable and embarrassed, Keith takes a chance and uses the Garrison’s school messenger system to comfort him as an anonymous admirer named Unknown. What was supposed to be a one-sided message of hope turns into the strangest friendship in the school, and soon Keith finds himself closer to Lance then he’d ever dreamed he would be. But keeping a secret this big is hard--especially when a few chance encounters lead him to become friends with Lance in real life as well.Unable to explain to Lance that he’s Unknown, and equally unable to fade away as he’d first intended, Keith soon finds himself trapped in a web of secrets and lies. As he becomes desperate to keep his identity from being discovered, Lance becomes just as desperate to find out who Unknown really is. The question is, just how far are they willing to go?

Jimin reluctantly joins his college's Space and Astronomy club on the basis of Taehyung's persuasion. Surrounded by a group of unnecessarily tall space nerds, he unexpectedly finds himself falling in love with one of them.

Tommy Kinard is dating Evan "Buck" Buckley. They're even going to a wedding together in a few weeks. Tommy's excited about this new relationship, if a little nervous. But Tommy has a good feeling about Evan, and he wants to see this through. EXCERPT: “Wait, so if you’re not here to hang out with Eddie, who are you hanging out with?” asked Hen. Tommy. Heard the thud of someone falling down from the firetruck. And there, on the floor, faceplanted and looking drained of all energy, was Evan Buckley. “Evan?” asked Tommy.

A collection of Choni one-shots that I write based on a random prompt I’ve decided on at the beginning. Some of these are ONLY sex, but a lot of them will be either just fluff/drama or a mix of fluff/drama & sex. Because I am a hoe for romantic connection.

In many ways, Dean has a good life—a spacious house in the Shenandoah Valley, the thriving farm he inherited from his late father, a devoted brother who lives only an hour and a half away. But he’s missing the one thing he wants most of all: someone he can take care of and build a life with. Or, as Sam would put it, someone to cook for. He figures finding The One isn’t something he can make happen. But the cooking blog his Instagram followers have been clamoring for? He can do that. And if flirting with the nerdy far-left activist who found his food pictures brings in more engagement to his culinary creations…well, he tells himself that it’s all part of the social media game.

A collection of Bucky Barnes x Reader oneshots. All work is mine unless otherwise stated.

Yes, Scott and Stiles sleep in the same bed. Stiles would rather cut off both of his hands than touch Scott sexually, but he’s no stranger to showing affection, and they cuddle on a pretty regular basis. Their relationship is, in Stiles’ eyes, normal and healthy and exactly what they both need. Then Scott meets Alison, and they fall in love over a fucking pen (which is sickly sweet but so Scott), and Stiles suddenly has a lot more time on his hands. Cue pottery classes, stargazing, a new friendship, and a lot of (totally platonic) fantasizing. Even if Derek is hotter than the sun.

Uchiha non-mass au. It had been two years since Sasuke had left Sakura alone in her bed without a word to explain his absence. When he returned, heart in his hands, apology on his lips, she'd been assigned to Suna. An investigation in Kumo pulls together an international team and Sasuke and Sakura must work together. Afterwards, Sasuke wants her to return home with him. Sakura feels any future with her childhood sweetheart is hopeless given his status in a noble clan and her civilian background. However, clan politics and the Senju need for an heir of their own -- namely Sakura --has led to an arranged marriage between Senju and Uchiha. 🌸 🍅

On his way back from a witch hunt in Minnesota, Dean is chased through the night by a strange light in the sky. He wakes up to a warmly lit room and a nerdy-looking guy who claims to be a scientist from a far-off star system. He expects to be probed; that’s just a given, right? What he doesn’t expect is to want it. What he really doesn’t expect is to end up with an alien boyfriend.

Its been two years since Will returned and things are getting better, and then in the middle of the night, a new family arrives; friendships start to bloom but just as thye do, secrets start to pool at their doorstep, threatening notes are being mailed and in the middle of the night, tragedy strikes.