Mental

Jimin is bored, Jungkook has done done nothing but play videogames all day. Jimin has an idea...

Naruto Uzumaki is all the headache Sasuke will ever need. One shot nothing more.

Sometimes home isn't a place. Sometimes home is a memory or a place in time and space that belongs only to you. Or sometimes, home is an annoying, hyperactive spazz of a person that makes Derek want to slam his head into the steering wheel. Derek wasn't going home, not really, because a single phone call brought home to him.

“What, aren’t heads of the Family allowed to get laid? This is Penacony, for fuck’s sake—Land of Dreams, or whatever.” “I’m a very busy man, you see. And it is as the doctor says: it would be uncouth should other members of the Family see me like this.” Sunday enlists some help. Everyone is satisfied.

A romantic fairy tale centering on a green-thumbed minstrel, a prince who learns how to love, lose and reawaken, a brave and selfless princess, and a glowing golden rose.

“Eager to get started, huh, Rick?” Morty cupped Rick’s cheek, the intimate gesture interrupted by the cumbersome respirator. He allowed Rick to sniff at his palm in search of the sweet smell, before taking it away and abruptly backhanding him across the face. He enjoyed Rick’s annoyed grunt too much to mind the sting across his knuckles. “Sit,” he snapped.

LeFou slowly realizes his feelings for Gaston, but by the time he does, it's too late. Or is it?

Lena Luthor is relatively new to National City. She has a beautiful and utterly capable assistant, Kara Danvers. Lena also has an impending corporate usurper trying to take LuxCorp away from her. To stop him, she's going to need new alliances, and new ideas.

"I, uh." The boy said, and Father's attention was drawn back to him. "I'm..." the boy glanced down again, playing with his hands. "I'm hiding from my dad." Father's eyes went of their own volition towards the crucifix hanging above the altar, then to the tabernacle, and then back to the boy. "Doesn't seem like the best place to do it," he said flatly, and the boy laughed again, a faint, barely-there laugh. "Yeah," he said. "I guess not."__________In honor of St. Patrick's Day, that one Irish!Jason headcanon. Or at least an Irish priest.

After "The Name of the Doctor" aired, there was a lot of speculation about whether the Clara on Gallifrey was a Time Lady and how that version of events squared with what was described in "The Doctor's Wife." This is my take on Time Lady Clara, the origin of her complicated relationship with the TARDIS, and how she came to save the Doctor on the day he started running.

Jeon Jeongguk is having the weirdest dream. I mean, it's totally vivid and feels completely real, but...it's not like time has actually come to a stop, and everyone is actually standing around him, frozen in place like some weird mannequins, right? It has to be a dream. So, it's not that bad when he finds himself wanting to act upon his hormonal urges towards his groupmates. ...Right? Jeon Jeongguk is having the weirdest sex dream.

Steve is being reckless again, so Sam calls in Tony. Inspired by this: http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/145575000443

You were like Ciel Phanomhive, in a way. Moody, brooding, a bit morbid...those were a few of your defining traits. You were also like Sebastian Michaelis. Cold, ever-so-charming(when you wanted to be), the fiend angelical. You also had a few unique traits of your own, such as your smoking habit, your tendency to avoid social interaction, and the air of hopelessness that you always carried with you.So most reapers were justifiably confused as to why you were friends with someone who was a loud socialite such as Grell Sutcliff, your total opposite in almost every way. And no one quite understood why Grell chose to hang out with you, either. And one day after reaping souls like normal, you and Grell discover a few things about each other that neither of you knew about in the first place.

Tim Drake and Conner Kent wanted each other.they only needed a little nudge to realise it.

Steve's standing right there, but Danny can't reach him.

A hostage situation at the mall gets complicated for the Avengers when Natasha and Pepper become involved.

A MakoHaru AU fic, with the special participation of anterograde amnesia. In a world where Makoto Tachibana and Haruka Nanase don’t grow up together, an elementary school teacher meets, befriends, and falls in love with an introverted freelance painter. Normally this would be where a happy ending would go, but unfortunately, life isn't that clear-cut. (1.21 UPDATE: Chapter 6, preview of the Tumblr-exclusive epilogue written for the MakoHaru festival, which can be read here.)

Tony was just trying to help. Everyone knows that. No one is mad. Except Tony. Tony is really, really mad.

Kagami goes to America to visit his father and comes back in ruins. Aomine tries and gets him back on his feet.

Sam and Dean have returned from their honeymoon to enjoy married life back home. Sam has a late wedding present for Dean, and he's somewhat nervous about giving it to him. Dean sets out to show him he needn't have worried.

Bucky hated his life. His parents dragged him away from his friends and his boyfriend Brock Rumlow to move in the middle of nowhere. This small town called Sweet ville. Bucky just wants to go back to Brock and live his life with him. Then he meets Steve Rogers. A popular, athletic, handsome has fuck teacher and teaches Gym class and Bucky couldn't help but blush and be flustered around him. Bucky thinks things might change after all. Up until he finds out who Mr. Rogers truly is and he finds himself in a situation that he can't get out of.

One day, I decided to reach out to the Dean x Cas shippers and ask them for words and phrases that reminded them of their OTP. Words and phrases that struck a chord with them. And I decided to write about them. Here is a compilation of little Destiel things, no longer than a few sentences.

The year is 1808 and the social Season is about to begin. Nami doesn’t want to marry but her uncle threatens to stop providing for her if she doesn’t. Sanji is forced to procure a bride to appease his enforcing father, even though the last thing he wants to do is marry someone into the madness that is the Vinsmoke family. Could a compromise between the two be enough to appease both parties? And will they be able to fulfil said compromise without actually falling in love? Historical AU based on Victorian/Regency period dramas. Imagine 1800 England, but set in One Piece World. Main pairing is Sanji/Nami. Minor pairings are Ace/Vivi, Zoro/Robin, Law/Robin. Mentions of Kaya/Usopp and Smoker/Hina

“I don’t care how big his dick is robs, the man owns a fedora.” Or: Steve talks so much that it’s surprising it took this long for Eddie to find out he’s not straight.

“For the love of God, man, can’t you at least close your mouth while you’re chewing?” Let's say that Dan is having a bad day but the Devil is there to help... eventually.

It's an old proverb that battle plans never survive first contact with the enemy and rescues aren't much different in that respect. Still if things keep going the way they are, Pidge is going to have to ask Shiro to stop helping.

On every warlock's 25th birthday, there's a ritual to choose their perfect match. Normally it isn't a big deal, but for Magnus Bane - the son of Asmodeus, an Underworld crime lord - it's the party of the century. Everyone is more than a little surprised when Magnus' match turns out to be the bartender, Alec ... who's actually an undercover police officer. Alec's bosses want him to play along to get close to the organization, but Alec isn't sure he can mislead the man who's apparently his soulmate...