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It's eight years after the war and Hermione Granger has taken a break from her career at the Ministry of Magic to compile an oral history of the conflict. She's interviewed just about everyone she can get her hands on but she wants to be thorough. And that means getting in contact with a very unwilling Lucius Malfoy. - - - - - "For your information, I'm not shopping it around yet because I still don’t have access to all of the sources I need.” “You’ve got to be joking. You must have interviewed every living person that was even tangentially connected to the war.” “Not everyone,” Hermione said, turning in her seat to reach up for the mug of tea she’d left on the kitchen counter. “Who’s left? The trolley lady from the Hogwarts Express?” “Your father.” Malfoy opened his mouth and then closed it again with a click of his teeth, shaking his head. “You don’t want to do that, Granger.”

Trouvaille: (n.) from French; something lovely discovered by chance, a lucky find Jeongguk makes a mistake and he has to pay for it with a technical chain around his ankle in the isolation of a single house that only holds his estranged father, his pretentious girlfriend and her son, Taehyung, who walks the dreadfully thin line of being either Jeongguk’s only salvation from utter insanity or the very thing that pushes him over the edge of it. Alternatively, Jeongguk hits his stepdad in unfortunate circumstances and gets sentenced to home confinement with his biological father who lives with his girlfriend and her son. Angst and shit ensue.

Kacchan grins and says, “this is the best day of my fucking life.” “Bakugou!” Iida hisses, “that’s rude to say!” “Deku’s first date saw me as a threat,” Kacchan laughs, “I’m a fucking threat. Do you know how fucking great this is? The power I hold. I’ve never been happier.” “You’re a horrible friend, Kacchan,” Izuku lies, “I am in a crisis right now, and all you can think about is using your powers for evil. Typical.” ---------- also known as, izuku can't date anyone without them having some kind of problem with izuku and kacchan's relationship. or, 5 times izuku's relationships end because of bakugou, and one time it turns out it was probably right to do so.

Her eyes take her all in, the features on her face; those eyes, though hard to decipher because of the cap, Caitlyn was sure as hell those eyes were grey. A slit on her right eyebrow and the roman numerals on her right cheek of six and that scar on her upper lip to the right. That jaw could slice Caitlyn in half and she'd say thank you for it. Fuck, and when she hears her talk for the second time. "Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for my sister..?" Caitlyn had to nibble her lower lip because nobody has the right to be this sexy. - modern au!: where caitlyn is powder's tutor who becomes instantly infatuated with vi, a gym instructor (and the sexiest person she has ever met) gay panic, personal issues, chaotic friends and siblings, some annoying exes and FEELINGS ensue!

“I still am obstinately insisting that this is not a date, Elliot. It’s us…” she takes a breath, “getting to know one another again before we embark on – “ “Obliterating the ‘for now’ you conveniently dropped into the definition of my ‘whatever this is’ that exists between us, thereby giving me hope that we’re going to be more than friends someday, before we’re dead?” ...or the one where they begin to get to know one another again by asking questions.

tony and rogers have a long overdue conversation. it doesnt end the way rogers wants it to, but tony's okay with that team iron man- normal rules apply

Three conversations in the aftermath of Jaskier's de-aging and Aubry's successful effort to convince the Witchers of Kaer Morhen to change the way they train their new recruits.

Tommy:WilburWillWill I need uIts a shitty situation manMan Wilbur:What happened?Tommy, are u safe? Tommy:I found my soulmateIdk what to do man Wilbur:It's bad? Tommy:It's Ranboo

“I’m glad you both see it that way,” Dr. Chen says. Then she closes her notebook and folds her hands on top of it. “I think I’m starting to get a sense of where the issues lie. The good news is that you’re both here, and you’re both willing to work on this relationship. That’s promising. Not all of the couples I see are even at that point.” “Sorry, what?” Henry says, voicing Alex’s stuttering thoughts as well. (After one too many fights at work, Henry and Alex are assigned mandatory reconciliation therapy by their boss. Except the therapist thinks they're there for couples therapy... and surely, a bet on who will break first makes more sense than actually correcting her, right?)

After Technoblade finds Tommy sitting on the edge of a cliff in L'Manberg's crater, a lot of things ensue, which eventually results in Technoblade taking a vulnerable Tommy back home to a cabin in the cold tundra.While they're there, the two of them reluctantly work together to set out onto the road of recovery and reconciliation. The road is not without its bumps, but they'll traverse the harsh terrain and distance together, hand in hand.___ Continuation of Atlas, not Theseus! You should definitely read that one first before getting started on this, otherwise it won't make any sense.

Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry. Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space.

Sirius is starting his fifth year at Hogwarts when the young, handsome, sandy-haired teacher with the scar on his face takes over the DADA class. What Sirius wants, Sirius gets – or so he thinks. But Professor Lupin is playing hard-to-get … A love story with moral and legal qualms, attraction developing into friendship developing into love.Happy end with some angst and loads of fluff and smut in between. --- “I missed you.” Sirius said, taking another step. He felt a little bit like approaching an elusive animal.Professor Lupin looked up. His gaze was different, somehow.Sirius continued: “I hate not talking to you. I’m miserable when I go too long without seeing you.”Professor Lupin looked close to breaking point. His breathing was audible across the room now.

Although rescuing his soulmates, Steve and Bucky, isn’t new, Tony never planned for them to find out he's the one helping them, much less catch him in the act. He certainly didn't expect them to ever want him back.

Junhui has no idea why, but half the group's members are coming to him for advice on their feelings...on other members. This will probably go well.

The young schoolgirl Lucia phones her beloved mother.

Harry is a Horcrux, isn’t he? Hermione reads over what she has of her essay so far, ignoring the way her hands have started to shake. She circles some sentences here and there that she thinks might be stronger in a different part of the paper. Don’t be silly. What a strange thought to have. Anyway. Anyway. During 6th year, Hermione has a realization that Harry is a Horcrux while doing some homework in the library. Things spiral out from there.

Hannibal is still Hannibal, and Will is still Will. Except Will is not part of the FBI and they meet on a two day train trip from New Orleans to Baltimore.

Aren and Esra discuss potions, monsters, and choosing who to trust.

The Blade is Theseus’s soulmate, and only Tommy knows. He’d like to keep it that way, but… he can’t exactly keep it that way when a hot spring involves them only wearing swimming suits. It’s… Soulmates share scars. If one soulmate receives an injury that is damaging enough to leave a scar, then their soulmate will bleed and scar with them. Bruises, papercuts and small little knicks won’t travel across the bond, but life-threatening wounds, injuries that define a person’s life? They travel over. Your body a canvas of the journey you and your soulmate have gone through in life to reach each other. It's meant to be heart-warming and special to meet your soulmate. It's only been hell for Tommy...

When Ozai burned Zuko at his agni kai, Zuko lost most of the vision in his left eye. When he is knocked unconscious and taken prisoner by the gaang at the western air temple, they blindfold him and Zuko wakes up terrified that he has lost his sight forever.

I know this is a long shot, but if anyone’s going to Texas/anywhere south for the holidays and is crazy enough to drive there instead of fly, I’m looking for a road trip buddy. We can split gas money and snacks if you pick good ones. DM me if you’re interested. And Henry knows he's about the make the most idiotic decision he's ever made in his life. Or, Henry impulsively tags along with Alex on a road trip to Texas with absolutely no plan. Surely this won't backfire.