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ex nihilo
ex nihilo
Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal. He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.
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The Chamber of Secrets and Half the Adults are Idiots
The Chamber of Secrets and Half the Adults are Idiots
So this is based on a tumblr prompt by Mauraders4evr (https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/marauders4evr)"Harry Potter AU where Harry is hiding in the cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And he sees Lucius grab Draco with his cane. And he hears the hiss, “What did I tell you?” And he hears the quiver in the blonde boy’s voice, “Don’t touch anything.” And Harry knows. Because he’s used the voice that Draco uses for the past twelve years. He knows. Because now that he’s lived with the Weasleys for over a month, he knows that that’s not the way that a father’s voice should be. He knows..." And it wouldn't leave me alone so...
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Wishes and Family
Wishes and Family
"-ase be forewarned that your child may be in danger because of the entities 'Ohne' and 'Exde' who are known to contract with children and teenagers. We have yet met an adult 'Magical'. All 'Magical' can be easily identified by the silver bracelet and a colored square on their middle fingernail-" Dropping his soda, Tommy stares at the television while his father and two older brothers stare at him. Stare at the silver bracelet on his wrist and his middle fingernail. "Tommy?" Phil says slowly, a look of disbelief and denial on his face, "Did Tubbo really give you that bracelet?" "Tubbo." Tubbo kept his hands behind his back, looking at the wall, guilt and panic growing in his chest as his father, Schlatt, looking desperate and tired. "Tubbo, tell me you're not- Tubbo show me your hands." Tubbo takes in a deep breath, shoulders trembling as he kept his hands behind his back. That's confirmation enough. "Tubbo." Ranboo didn't have anyone, he lived alone in his apartment. Which is kind of perfect as he welcomes Tommy and Tubbo inside, both looking haggard and teary-eyed. They ran and came to him. He hugs them both and comforts them.
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My mentor is a Gen Z
My mentor is a Gen Z
The night after the entrance exam, Izuku finds himself in the void. After meeting the previous users of his quirk Izuku discovers a lot about - what the first user quotes is - “the best generation there is” Izuku somehow becomes an honorary Gen Z member due to a certain OFA user !! manga spoilers are in this fic !!
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Titan's Blessing
Titan's Blessing
When Luz steps through the portal door, she feels an unbearable weight sit heavily against her chest for no more than a few seconds. Warmth accompanies it soon after and so she brushes it off as some magical side-effect. When Luz arrives in the Boiling Isles, everything changes. And she does too.
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The Bewitching Hour
The Bewitching Hour
The Jinchuuriki boy hides behind a tree, wide eyes peeking past the trunk. The kodama of the old, hulking she-oak silently giggle at the display, aware that he cannot quite sense them yet. “Who are you?” He asks, afraid. The spirits of the forest titter and jeer. She smiles and says, “Yokai.” Wherein a semi-si/oc gets reincarnated as some mythical japanese spirit instead of a badass ninja and proceeds to fuck with the plot. Features kidnapping small children, ancient mythology, and being a menace to ninja society.
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Catch Me If You Can
Catch Me If You Can
"Dream is flirting with you, you slept with him once and now he's flirting with you.""Tubbo don't you start Mr. I-Made-Out-With-The-Blade!""For the last time, I didn't know it was him- he looks so different here! How the hell can he be that pretty?! Also making out with him isn't on the same level of sleeping with him!""Well Techno certainly wants to sleep with you-""And Dream wants to sleep with you again! Hah! I'm not the only one being chased right now!""Shut up Tubs, I fucking hate you.""Aw, love you too Toms." Two idiot best friends accidentally end up in another world filled with magic and end up accidentally seducing alternate versions of the ones who have killed them more than once in their past. One is the best friend and general to a king and the other is an infamous bounty hunter.Things naturally, go crazy as Tommy and Tubbo try to avoid their determined suitors and live out their lives as peacefully as they can... Which is not. Peaceful that is. Not with them around.
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you vs the guy he told you not to worry about
you vs the guy he told you not to worry about
Kacchan grins and says, “this is the best day of my fucking life.” “Bakugou!” Iida hisses, “that’s rude to say!” “Deku’s first date saw me as a threat,” Kacchan laughs, “I’m a fucking threat. Do you know how fucking great this is? The power I hold. I’ve never been happier.” “You’re a horrible friend, Kacchan,” Izuku lies, “I am in a crisis right now, and all you can think about is using your powers for evil. Typical.” ---------- also known as, izuku can't date anyone without them having some kind of problem with izuku and kacchan's relationship. or, 5 times izuku's relationships end because of bakugou, and one time it turns out it was probably right to do so.
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I Will Arise
I Will Arise
Izuku decides to take Kacchan's advice, he jumps off the roof of a high rise, and he succeeds. He dies, for approximately four minutes, the hero Hawks will attest to that, before he burst into flames, so he's told. Phoenix's are reborn from the ashes. Izuku is no different. His old life is burned away, and his new life emerges from the ashes, this time he's got zero fucks to give and the winged hero as a parent. Watch out, he's gonna set the world ablaze, and laugh as it all burns down around him (before going home to have his wings groomed because according to his dad he is not tracking ash into the apartment, no sir, not on his watch)
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doesn’t have to be a real thing
doesn’t have to be a real thing
In which Harry helps Louis get over his ex and it kind of becomes a regular thing. It’s totally casual – they have an understanding. But what happens to Harry when Nick reappears in Louis’ life?
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The Core Problem
The Core Problem
Izuku Midoriya was very busy mentally recovering from the results of his battle with Overhaul when he suddenly found himself isekai'd into another world, only to discover that the same fate happened to Tomura Shigaraki. And now they're sharing a single body, and are told to manage a magical Dungeon (a giant death trap for adventurers) together by a definitely insane deity responsible for their appearance in this world. While constantly arguing with each other in their head. Oh, and their mission is to kill a hero, of all people (and only one of them is enjoying the prospect). They have been isekai'd against their will and now they're going to make that everyone else's problem.
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Divine Restorations & Repairs
Divine Restorations & Repairs
While it's unfortunate for one’s car to break down in the middle of the countryside, the pretty-as-a-postcard Tadfield could hardly be considered the worst place Anthony J. Crowley has ever been. Of course, it doesn’t help that it looks like it hasn’t yet seen the turn of the millennia, let alone this decade, but perhaps that’s just what he needs as he crawls his way out of the Hell he’s endured for the past fifteen years. Maybe the last thirty, if he's honest with himself. Though he could do without the rain. When Aziraphale Fell happens upon him and offers him shelter from the storm in his little family-run antique repair shop, neither are expecting it to change everything. The angel with his white umbrella and his tartan bowtie doesn’t expect this mysterious stranger to be able to fill the timely vacancy in his shop or the quiet of his life, but they’ve both had experience in restoring once-beloved items back to their full glory. Perhaps Crowley hasn’t fallen quite so far that he wouldn’t fit in with the rest of Aziraphale’s ragtag team of eccentric restoration experts. And perhaps they may be able to turn that talent on themselves and each other, and seal the cracks in their own hearts.
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set this dance alight
set this dance alight
"And don't call me squirt." "You're shorter than I am," Tano shoots back, "I get to call you anything I like." or: Han Solo finds the Millennium Falcon a decade or so earlier than scheduled, and Obi-wan Kenobi finds himself adjusting to his new padawan while on the job.
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Percy Jackson and the Ghost of Halloween
Percy Jackson and the Ghost of Halloween
You've seen a lot of Percy Jackson going to Hogwarts and protect Harry Potter I'm sure. But imagined Percy Jackson going to Hogwarts in the Marauder's Era. Circe has made a daring plan by breaking an Ancient Law. To spite her mother, Hecate, and went back in time to help the Dark Lord in his quest to cause more chaos to her precious Wizarding World. Who else would the Olympian ask for help? None other than our favorite hero of course. Read as Percy goes through the tangle of wizard school drama and deathly trial even when all he wanted to shout is " Enough is enough!" Note: Other than the OC's, the characters and settings belong to JKR and Uncle Rick. Crossposted in FFN
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Sometimes You Have To Find Your Own Genes
Sometimes You Have To Find Your Own Genes
Timothy Jackson Drake just wants peace. So far, it’s going well with his time as Robin and hanging out with Batman and Nightwing while the occasional messy, violent visits from his parents. But when a certain someone comes back from the dead and reveals the secret he was honing and hiding for most of his life... well, it basically all goes to shit.
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belobog!!!! :D and sampo… ig (ft. the voices in pela’s head)
belobog!!!! :D and sampo… ig (ft. the voices in pela’s head)
average honkai star rail chatfic (aka pelas descent into insanity the fic) (new chapters every indefinite period of time) (so every month or so) (we are sorry)
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Circles of Hell AU: Stardust Crusaders
Circles of Hell AU: Stardust Crusaders
Can you feel the change in the air? Can you hear the rumbling of the Earth as it shifts beneath you? The searing heat of an incoming storm rushing through your body - are you afraid of the future? Are you afraid of what is to come? The wheel is turning, tilting, threatening to fall over and break into millions of millions of pieces.---I, EwNasty, do not give my permission for my work to be posted or hosted on any third-party website or app.
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God Slayer
God Slayer
Catelyn Stark prayed for the death of Jon Snow. But what if instead of pox the gods decided to deal personal hand. Read how Jon Snow overturns the board and leaves everyone grasping. Will Jon bring peace or will he just be replacing one game with another.
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Blood of Ice
Blood of Ice
The final fight does not succeed. Trevor is captured and forcibly turned.
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Vindictive Care
Vindictive Care
There's two new skeletons in the house. Unfortunately not much of a surprise there, the machine kept malfunctioning and kept bringing in alternate versions of Sans and Papyruses into their universe. They were up to SIXTEEN SKELETONS, now eighteen with the two's newest arrival. Except... there was something off about the new skeletons. 'Visor' and 'Chine'. Sweet mercy above, these two brothers seemed to hate each other. They kept swearing at each other, calling each other names- Chine actually almost stabbed Visor! On purpose! What a toxic relationship! Even more so than Black and Mutt! Or is it? Underneath their hateful facade, they do care for each other. In another very weird but unhealthy way... That's it, everyone was going to try and help these two, as well find out more about what happened to them in the past, why they were what they were and maybe find a little love along the way. You and your brother never asked to become the alternate universe Sans and Papyrus you both created. But by fuck was it difficult to keep things together like this, now the AU Sans and Papyruses were trying to get close. Stars above have mercy on their SOULs.
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annoying
annoying
barty accidentally texts the wrong number. evan just happens to be the victim. this is a texting story that i got the idea to write at 3am so you can expect a literary masterpiece (this is heavy sarcasm btw). obviously rosekiller is the main ship but i'll shift focus onto the other ones from time to time, just not with THAT much detail (by that i mean no individual chapters for all the other ships, but they do get their moments). there is far more focus on the slytherins than the marauders of course, though the friend group is split up for plot purposes but i tried to make it make sense promise!! i do NOT own any of these characters! (HEAVILY EDITED!!!!!!!)
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i would drive on (to the end with you)
i would drive on (to the end with you)
Wilhelm doesn’t respond for several long, torturous seconds, his brows furrowed and lips agape in a cartoonish expression of confusion, before he finally speaks up again. “Wait, so— you want me to be your boyfriend?” “No, I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend.” Wilhelm rolls his eyes at the distinction, pausing to chew on the inside of his cheek, his face twisted up in thought, “For how long?” “Long enough for both Marcus and your parents to think it’s serious. A few months at least.” Wilhelm rests his temple against the bottoms of his palms, taking a deep breath before pulling himself back up and mumbling, “Okay,” then more confidently, “I’m in.” - After transferring to Hillerska the summer before his third year, and leaving his toxic ex-boyfriend, Marcus, back at his old school, Simon becomes the only out gay kid among all the elitist assholes he's sworn to keep his distance from. That is, until he finds out the most popular boy in school, Wilhelm Lindberg, isn't as straight as he thought he was, and he thinks they might just be able to use that to the both of their advantages.
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Le Coeur d'Eau
Le Coeur d'Eau
"You did something to me ten years ago, Wriothesley, and managed a feat not even a god could: you enthralled me, caught my attention, my heart, and kept it. You have the Hydro Dragon at your back and call, my entire power at the tips of your fingers. All I am is yours to keep and use as you please.” He looked up into the wide, icy blue eyes he couldn’t deny and smiled demurely. “Sovereigns do not submit, and yet I find myself bowing to your every whim.” Wriothesley simply stared at him. “I think you broke me.” *** Or, the days (months) before, during, and after that fateful trial that would change Fontaine and her people forever. While Neuvillette deserves a hug and a break, Furina most definitely needs a hug and a therapist. Wriothesley gets dragged into something more surreal than he could ever imagine, but at least he gets to be a father now. And have a beautiful dragon in his bed. What more could he want?
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found you (finally)
found you (finally)
Suguru stares up at the man that's looming over him, tall and unsmiling. He's - He's Satoru, it's definitely Satoru, but he's not at the same time. Gojo Satoru looks like he's a decade older, his frame larger, taking up more space than what Suguru's used to. And the way he surveys Suguru - it makes him feel tingly all over, strangely warm in the low point of his belly. "Hello lovely," Gojo Satoru says, and even his voice has lost the grating edge of his teenage self. "What brings you here?" Or, High school Suguru meets adult Gojo. Things happen.
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bring the pain
bring the pain
He knew of the dangers that this world has to offer, more than what meets the eye. Escaping the Facility would seem like an achievement, but he knows all too well, that he had just thrown himself into a bigger threat outside the ground's boundaries. A fool lured from its crumbling cave into the jaws of the beast. Two test subjects, an incomplete artifical omega wolf hybrid and a pureblooded jaguar-hybrid, manage to escape the government facility and takes shelter within the vast depths of the Forest. The two has no other choice but to survive in the harsh environment with nothing but their wits and each other as their only chance at staying alive.
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The Lure of the Hunt
The Lure of the Hunt
After the fall Will finds himself in Washington, seeking the quiet of the stream and solitude, what he doesn't expect is to meet a man who looks very much like the man he'd thought was gone forever--Lucas. Lucas, having escaped endless persecution in Denmark, hopes to find what he's very much been missing with Will, and that's friendship. To their mutual surprise they find much more than that.
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stretch my arms into the sky
stretch my arms into the sky
“I’m sorry, Raleigh,” the doctor says. “The neural pathways to your left arm were severely damaged in the battle. We can’t tell yet if it’ll heal on its own, but injuries of this kind are often permanent.” Or, the one where Raleigh's left arm is paralyzed in the battle with Knifehead.
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perish
perish
They’re turning in circles, around and around and around, and Jinx will tug her along until they both perish.
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You Gotta Be Kidding Me.
You Gotta Be Kidding Me.
Being a major superhero is a big deal, and sometimes you just need a friend to be by your side through it all. Sam has Bucky, and Bucky has Sam. Slowly over time, the two get closer and closer and some feelings start to bloom between the two brick walls.
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