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When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

“The Angel of the Eastern Gate.” Crawly grins. “What’s your name, anyway? You never said.” “Oh...” Apologies, Aziraphael almost says, but then he doesn’t. That would be taking things a bit too far. This is still the Enemy. “Aziraphael.” “Aziraphael,” repeats Crawly—or tries to, because halfway through the word he chokes. Quite badly. Or: What if Aziraphale’s name was originally "Aziraphael", in keeping with the conventional spelling and pronunciation of angel names, but because of its divine nature Crowley is physically unable to say it out loud.

A bunch of smutty wlw oneshots from multiple fandoms.

After Stiles' best friend moves out of the apartment the two of them have shared for the last five years and into his own in a different city with his fiancee, Stiles is in desperate need of a new roommate. After a dinner with the Hale family, Stiles finally has a new roommate. The only problem is that he seems to hate Stiles' guts.

A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity. Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in. Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

Geralt had no damn idea what to do with a vineyard when Anna Henrietta gave him Corvo Bianco, but he figured it couldn’t be that bad.

Alex downloads TikTok on a Saturday and by Monday he's completely obsessed. Henry is clearly a little bewildered by this, but he doesn't seem to mind when Alex starts singing sea shanties and trying - with limited success - to harmonise with himself in the shower. *** aka FicTok (aka ‘Five times Alex tested TikTok trends on Henry and one time Henry got his own back’) (aka 'Five times Alex made life hard for Henry and one time Henry just made Alex hard' - you can blame ifyoustay for that one)

“Mngh!” Cool fingertips with a wicked purpose grazed the tenderest, sorest area where your lady was fitted into you like the perfect puzzle piece. The result was a pathetic whimper tumbling out of your lips. “Say it again.” “My lady?” “My name. Say it again.” “Alcina.” You sure as hell did not hallucinate or imagine another full throttle throb against your painfully stretched walls, for not a moment later, you could feel the all too familiar sensation of her hot, hot seeds spilling into you again. “My sweet sweet sweet girl. All mine.”

It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting.

For every day in February, I will post a drabble from a date prompt. The pairings for each day were picked with a random name wheel from a few different fandoms in advance, from that I wrote half as SFW and the other half NSFW! I've never done something like this before, so I hope you enjoy and I do a good job! Please see chapter 1 for the line up! Written for the Yato's House ~A Valentine's Mini Event~ A date a day keeps the sad away? Please make sure you read the TW/CW before you read each chapter as the contents will vary from chapter to chapter **Completed**

A drunk Slughorn reveals the true nature of the Slug Club

"I'm gonna 'can you teach me how to play chess🥺' my way into his pants."

Draco's in a bit of a rut. He's nearing forty, divorced, and he still can't figure out how to make his Time Turner reconstruction work. He's bored, he can admit it, so he's not nearly as concerned as he should be when his pet project malfunctions and sends him twenty years into the past. That is, until he ends up relying on a nineteen-year-old Harry Potter for help and starts developing some very inconvenient—and possibly reciprocated—feelings.

With a hum, Kazuha slid the sword down his neck and traced it across his clothed chest. “How’s this? More of your liking?” Kazuha questioned. He hooked his sword under a fold in his shirt and effortlessly cut through the fabric. Scaramouche looked down when he felt the shirt being ripped, about to tell him off until he felt the cold sword pressing against his warm chest, inching towards his stomach. He shared glances between the sword and Kazuha’s expressionless face as he continued what he was doing. “You’re a freak,” Scaramouche insulted, glaring at him. ... Scaramouche isn't sure whether sneaking onto The Crux is his biggest achievement or his biggest mistake.

A night of web-slinging takes a turn for the unexpected, as Spider-Man is captured by an old foe and made to suffer in a rather sensual way...

Loki teaches a shy young woman how to keep up with his lustful appetite. He is insatiable, demanding, and dominating. Can a mere mortal rise to the task?(Cross-listed on FF.net as Made to be Ruled -- my OC Jane's storyline)

When Albert was invited to a breakfast with The Queen after being imprisoned for more than three years, the last thing that he expected was to suddenly end engaged with Mycroft. -Marry Mycroft- Those had been the exact words of the queen, gaining on response a confused look from both Albert and Mycroft. And surely Albert was not prepared at all for what Mycroft said next. -Marry me, Albert- He just wanted to see the stars, how did he end like that? ‣38 chapters + 4 extras

All men must die, but luckily for them, they aren't men. A collection of pairings featuring the ladies of Westoros having "fun" together. Pure smut with a dash of fluff.

Two months have passed since the Great Thaw, and Queen Elsa and Princess Anna are getting reacquainted after a lifetime apart. But one night will change all that, and the power dynamic within Anna's bedchambers. It is a dark, dark place to which they descend. Will the kingdom of Arendelle survive their unbridled lust and dangerous games? [WARNING: EXTREME KINK, ICEST. TRIGGERING.]

After an encounter or two, Alec isn't entirely sure where he stands with Magnus. Magnus, on the other hand, has a very clear idea on where things might go next...

Ginny hasn't answered anyone's calls for two weeks, until Mike finally calls.

Sometimes Victor thinks he’s learned each of Yuuri’s faces, each color and shade. But Yuuri keeps surprising him. Yuuri’s multifaceted existence, as experienced by Victor.

Tim accidentally sends Damian a certain type of picture and Damian takes it as the sign he has been waiting for...mistakingly.

Jensen, Jared, Misha, Mark S. (mentioned), Rich, and Rob are in Italy for JibCon. Staying in town after the convention's over, they go out to dinner. After a good meal at an out-of-the-way restaurant, everyone's pretty mellow and enjoying themselves. Misha decides to kiss Jensen in front of their mutual friends. Includes everyone's reaction when they realize they aren't joking around, this time. And the aftermath at the hotel.

Some tooth-rotting fluff between our favorite pairing. For Nifawiwa, the best senpai that the inexperienced could have ever asked for.