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The 2023 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.

It all started in the library.One day, you would marry Thor--not that you had any say in the matter. You didn't waste your time with thoughts of love or desire. You preferred the quiet solitude of books.Until you witnessed an act of passion that ignited a need in you that only the Prince of Asgard could sooth.But not Thor... Loki. ***Now Complete***

Thor is distraught by Loki's sacrifice on the Dark World. He never in a million years would have thought it would happen. He is determined to fix it somehow. He is forbidden from bringing him back... but Odin didn't say Thor couldn't stop it from happening at all. This time, armed with knowledge of how much his little brother bottled everything inside, Thor was going to ensure mistakes weren't repeated. A Time Travel Fix-it where Loki really did die and Thor goes back to save his brother before he needs saving. A strange hybrid of marvel bits and actual Norse mythos all crammed into angsty wrapping. Not a Quick Fix-it. Epic Length Story Warning It'll take time for things to get solved.

The 2022 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.

Eddard Stark, like many a man before him, underestimated the cunning of Olenna Tyrell. The Queen of Thorns is far from helpless when Robert wins his rebellion, and fearing retribution for siding with House Targaryen, Olenna takes drastic action to secure the future of her family. But a blood-stained letter from Gerold Hightower, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, might just be her salvation. Or, Olenna Tyrell knows the truth of Jon Snow from day one, and sets about curating the perfect weapon – a King capable of restoring a dynasty. She wants protection for her family, she wants peace and unity, she wants power… and she wants revenge. However, every King needs a Queen, and Olenna has a certain candidate in mind. Books I and II are now complete! Book III now live!

After putting his youngest on the Hogwarts Express, Harry feels a little lost and without direction in life. There’s someone on the platform who notices, though, who also knows how it feels to come back to an empty home. Can this someone help Harry find his way? After years of contentment, acceptance, and ‘good enough’ — he never could have imagined that a whirlwind romance with his former childhood nemesis would become his something good after a lifetime of trials. A story about love, happiness, and second chances.

Harry wanted a normal 8th year, but the mysterious and beautiful flowers growing around the castle have other ideas. They're up to something. And so is Draco Malfoy.

The 2021 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.

Akari stumbles upon Cyllene and Abra having some fun in her office and agrees to help her complete a new type of Pokédex detailing the sexual traits, tendencies and mating habits of Pokémon along with what they're packing. Akari takes it a step further and focuses on Alpha variants after her encounter with a certain Alpha Pokémon in Obsidian Fields. Takes place after my fic Abra helps Cyllene Relax but it should be okay to read without it if the pairing isn't your cup of tea. Though there will be the occasional scene with the pair added in here and there to this fic as well. Alpha Pokémon fucked so far: Bibarel, Carnivine, Stantler, Vespiquen, Purugly, Machoke, Goodra, Wyrdeer, Ambipom, Jolteon, Rampardos, Piloswine, Glalie, Roserade, Lilligant, Dusclops, Dusknoir, Sliggoo, Samurott, Ursaluna, Gallade, Arceus, Braviary, Machamp. All standard variants fucked so far (including side mentions that were only referenced): Bidoof, Combee, Ponyta, Eevee, Buizel, Aipom, Machop, Scyther, Staravia, Magikarp, Barboach, Sneasel, Mr. Mime, Magmar, Magmarizer, Graveler, Pikachu, Lickitung, Lilligant, Whiscash, Croagunk, Growlithe, Unown, Sudowoodo, Ursaring (Now including photos!)

"It means that you should prepare yourself for what might happen," said Dr. García gently. "Señora, this man is barely remembered. Whoever still holds memories of him and stopped the Final Death… it may not be enough. Perhaps he will eventually recover his strength and wake up. That would be the ideal outcome. But his condition is not promising, Señora."

The 2020 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.

Nedzu only thinks it fair to continue to give each and every one of his students a challenge and chance to further themselves. Since Midoriya got a perfect score in his first year, the second year Hero Class Civil War will need something new. Last year, the students learned to be wary of their enemies and be prepared for anything. This year, it will be put to the test- third party psychological warfare; an enemy they can’t see or fight. What will the classes of 2-A and 2-B do when a spectre haunts the streets of the city?

Draco's in a bit of a rut. He's nearing forty, divorced, and he still can't figure out how to make his Time Turner reconstruction work. He's bored, he can admit it, so he's not nearly as concerned as he should be when his pet project malfunctions and sends him twenty years into the past. That is, until he ends up relying on a nineteen-year-old Harry Potter for help and starts developing some very inconvenient—and possibly reciprocated—feelings.

As a marine biologist with the Bio-Aquatic Rescue and Testing Institute of East Blue (B.A.R.A.T.I.E.), Sanji has encountered his fair share of underwater life. But none quite like the ball of algae that flops on-deck one fateful day… [Modern AU. Merpeople. ZoSan. Includes artwork and videos].

Sherlock decides that he and John are in a romantic relationship. John tries to educate Sherlock on what that actually means.

Grimm are often misunderstood creatures. One facility in Vale seeks to understand more, and is willing to pay young huntresses to interact with Grimm under their watch. With the goal being to find a way to cease hostilities, interaction means a lot more than simply killing them, as Blake quickly finds out.

They arrive as a pack. (This fic explores Academic Outsiders' POVs of the Jedi Order) 1. Anakin gives his first presentation at an academic conference. Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and the troopers show up to cheer him on.2. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon encounter a child development researcher shortly after Obi-Wan's time on Melida/Daan.3. An old tailor tracks the fall and revival of the Jedi through their clothing.4. The clones get a perfume made just for them by a couple of troublemaking perfumer students.5. A biochemist attempts to study Grogu.6. Ahsoka teaches a food writer, Luke, and Ezra about Jedi cuisine.7. A scholar of social media experiences the GAR's meme-making machines in real life.8. An researcher studying Mandalorian coverts finds himself in the Armorer's forge.9. An archaeologist discovers a jedi artifact within their own family and tries to determine what to do with it.10. Shmi Skywalker asks some questions before she gives her son to the jedi.11. A cashier's dying mother drives him to join a cult that worships the jedi.

The 2019 edition of the AO3 Ship Stats project. This project aims to track and analyse the most popular pairings posted on AO3 over time.

It was supposed to be a simple rescue mission. Things weren't that simple

Dean should be scared. The being in front of him was terrifying by all means and yet for some reason, as he stared into the creature’s eyes, Dean felt a warm sense of comfort wash over him. Because those dazzling, glowing blue eyes were so familiar, the pain in its eyes mirrored with Dean’s. Which is why, when it reached out one long, dripping black hand out to him, Dean reached out, too. Dean didn’t know if it could talk. It didn’t need to, anyway. Dean knew what it was asking, and he answered the silent request without a second thought. “Yes.” * * * Faced with death, Dean makes one last ditch effort: praying to an Angel he knows wont hear him. Deans prayers are answered when a vessel-less Castiel forces himself out from the Empty, taking possession of Dean's body in order to heal him.Castiel's grace is running finite however, charged down after saving Dean's life. Now Castiel resides within Dean's mind, too weak to survive a transfer to another vessel, leading them to a desperate search for a way to rebuild his body. Time is of the essence, with Castiel's grace burning out with every passing day...

Yuuri surprised Victor by indulging one of his fantasies, so Victor returns the favor. sequel to passione segreta in b minor, part one but can be read as a standalone.