edogawa ranpo knows all (bungou stray dogs)

Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.“What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.“Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”

"I won't let him hurt you," Sukuna said. His arms are tight around Megumi's middle, keeping him close and pressed against a strong chest. Something eased in Megumi's chest for the first time in a year, since the first bloody letter arrived and his life hadn't known peace. He tilted his head back, until he could look Sukuna in the eye. "I know," he said quietly, for the first time. Sukuna wouldn't let anything happen to him.-Megumi has a stalker, and Sukuna is the bodyguard hired to protect him.

Moxxie had always loved Millie, she was practically his soulmate and his marriage with her was nothing short of pure bliss. However, one chance encounter causes Moxxie to fall into a spiral of lust and debauchery when word spreads of certain...skills, he possessed. Soon, Moxxie found himself attracting all the wrong kinds attention from certain denizens of hell who all wanna get a piece of the poor imp for themselves, one way or another. Yep, Moxxie's love life was about to get a whole lot more interesting.

For every day in February, I will post a drabble from a date prompt. The pairings for each day were picked with a random name wheel from a few different fandoms in advance, from that I wrote half as SFW and the other half NSFW! I've never done something like this before, so I hope you enjoy and I do a good job! Please see chapter 1 for the line up! Written for the Yato's House ~A Valentine's Mini Event~ A date a day keeps the sad away? Please make sure you read the TW/CW before you read each chapter as the contents will vary from chapter to chapter **Completed**

A drunk Slughorn reveals the true nature of the Slug Club

All men must die, but luckily for them, they aren't men. A collection of pairings featuring the ladies of Westoros having "fun" together. Pure smut with a dash of fluff.

"Can you keep me close, can you love me most?" In which Lip is an asshole, Mickey is insecure and Ian loves him so damn much.

Basically Stiles is Derek's mate but Derek doesn't tell him until Stiles is getting (fake) married A/N I rewrote this chapter this morning

It's a convenient place to lay the blame for now.

My take on Aaron's reaction to finding out about Robert and Rebecca and how he decides enough is enough and it's time to save himself and move on. Robert suffers the consequences of his actions and Aaron tries to get healthy and move on.

"I’m not certain that ‘flat-out drunk’ is the way you wish to spend your evening.” “Actually, I think it’s very much how I’d like to spend my evening.”God, seeing Elim’s brows jump was really the very best thing.“I beg your pardon?”“Let’s get smashed, Garak.” * * * Completely silly and light and tipsy Deep Dish Nine fic. This fic uses Lady Yate-Xel's versions of Julian and Elim. It is not part of her canon; it's just a fun idea.

Lance had Thirty hours to live, how shall he spend them? (This is an AU based off of the Song "Dead Girl walking" from the "Heathers" musical! If you haven't watched or listened to heathers I recommend you do because you're missing out buddy)

Because then Yamaguchi comes home and tosses him a lazy smile across the room, holding up an unopened bottle of vodka he’d saved and waving Yamaguchi over. Yamaguchi goes to the cupboards on automatic to retrieve the two shot glasses; they’ve done this enough times by now that they both know what’s coming, but neither of them care particularly. And then Kei’s head is spinning, but sort of in a good way and Yamaguchi? In the dim lighting of their apartment living room, hair pushed back off of his face and giggling, he looks absolutely delectable. Then there’s kisses. Hard, wet kisses, insistent of scoping out the other’s mouth like he hasn’t done this a thousand and one times before. And there’s hands on Yamaguchi’s skin and his skin feels like it’s on fire, burning everywhere Kei touches and it’s completely entrancing.

Dennis and Sweet Dee decided to go to a party but refused to let Mac and Charlie go. So the guys stayed in at Mac and Dennis' apartment to get drunk with a twenty four case of beer.

Clint lets slip a secret after drinking too much of Tony's scotch.

Sherlock is waiting for his arch enemy Jim Moriarty in a club.He gets one drink.. maybe two. Or was it three?Well just to say.. things start to get out of hand.

Viktor and Yuuri come home from a party and Yuuri is drunk. Viktor helps Yuuri get ready for bed. Basically just fluff.(Yuuri= Yuuri Katsuki - Yuri= Yuri Plitsetsky/Yurio)

"Danss with me Deaan." Cas laughs, his eyes glassy yet bright with life. Dean decides to take Cas out for a drink.

In which McCree thinks he did the right thing by buying his lover a bottle of his favourite alcoholic beverage, only to find out that Hanzo has other plans in mind for their "romantic" Valentine's evening. Summary sucks as always, so do go ahead and read. Rated teen for some slight sexual implications towards the end. Nothing too mature though, not like lemons or anything if that's what you were expecting.

Nathan has been thinking about what Sam's second tattoo could possibly be. He decides to make it his own personal treasure hunt.

from that one vine where the guy pranked his roommate by shouting wake up to startle him but ended up seeing his roommate in bed with a guy.