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Louis is a soft omega with an abusive past and an alpha childA few months after getting a divorce, Louis meets Harry, an ex-military alpha wolf that offers him something -odd. In exchange for teaching him how to cook, Harry will babysit his son, AbrahamLouis really could use the help.

Roy (5:59pm): JAYRoy (5:59pm): DID YOU SEND A THREAT TO THE WATCHTOWERRoy (6:00pm): ????? The reply came just a minute later, Roy sparing one glance to the chatting Justice League before looking back down. Jay (6:01pm): NahJay (6:01pm): Was I supposed to?Jay (6:02pm): Also, that’s not a dinner dish. Try again, Ed Sheeran Or: How Wally West, Roy Harper, and Kon-El Kent remembered that not everyone just knows the Batfam. Or or: Three times the Justice League needed Batman but conveniently couldn’t get a hold of him. Good thing he has trained bat associates! Wait, what? And the one time they realised it was a whole family.

“Dad?” It’s kind of crazy how a singular three letter word can make you stop dead in your tracks. King of hell he might be, but the careful and frightened voice of his daughter will never fail to freeze him. Sure, it could be considered a bit of a coward move, but he can't convince himself to care. There are situations where being afraid to move your body even a fraction is justifiable. Like this one, for example. “What-“ Charlie takes a brief pause as she properly inspects the situation in front of her, “Is Alastor on top of you?”

A game of Smash or Pass with Cherri Bomb makes Angel Dust realise that Husk isn’t seen by others as being super attractive.

Apollo – a god – flashes into Camp, goes to his cabin, flops down onto one of the beds, stares at the ceiling and says pathetically, “I’m yearning.” OR In which Rhea Jackson is the Camp swordfighting instructor, Apollo is trying to deal with a crush, and there's a lot of threatening involved.

A fun outing for Nico and Percy accidentally pissed Zeus off and may have started a war between the Big Three. So just a typical day in the life of a demigod, right? Or in which Zeus realized he underestimated his brothers' protectiveness of their children.

Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married since 18. Now, in honor of the truce between their organizations, they make a big show out of messing with their colleagues while subtly, or not-so-subtly, revealing their relationship. Also: They're disgustingly in love. Or:3 times Soukoku had the time of their lives messing with their co-workers and the one time they finally told them they were married.

The Mist has been gone for almost a full year, and the attitudes of mortals are ... just as you would expect it. a story told through social media - or - The Mist has mysteriously disappeared, leaving the world of Greek mythology exposed to the world. Join the demigods in 2024 as they balance living their lives with the pressure from scared/confused mortals and the U.S. government.

"How about this then, Getou." Suguru's intuition tells him to run while he can. His butt stays planted. "You can come to my practices to give me some friendly advice about my routine, and in exchange, I'll forget about pressing charges for your assault." He beams. "Good deal, right?" Suguru wants to slap him across the face. "What? You're the one who put your lips on my neck." "After you punched my arm like a truck. Come on, dude. Do you really want to ruin your hockey career right now? I don't think the sports teams in jail are very good." "You're a piece of shit," Suguru seethes. Crystal blue eyes crinkle. "And you've got seven different sticks up your ass, but who's counting?" Suguru is just a guy trying to recover from unhealed wounds of his past. Satoru is the star of their university figure skating team, embodying everything Suguru wishes he had. So when an unexpected injury brings the hockey team's captain to this supernova of a man, everything he thought he knew about his principles goes ass up. Alternatively, bratty figure skater Gojo fucks around and finds out ft. college angst and sex in places that aren’t very sanitary.

“I’ll make it worth your while,” she’d said, and who was he to refuse Granger promising him something possibly sexy or salacious. Or In which Hermione gives Draco a muggle cell phone and he learns about the joys of receiving nudes.

“Charlie’s cheating on me.” “He’s not cheating on you.” “He is!” OR Babe thinks Charlie is cheating on him. Turns out Charlie just decided to pick up a hobby.

lmao i made a blue lock chatfic cuz none had the exact ships i love anyway yeah they’re like in college but also lowkey still doing blue lock things idk it’s just vibes

It starts with a closet, but that's beside the point. The important thing is the closet gives them the space (however tightly confined) to say it all and then they take it and run. Izuku is not going to let this chance pass him by. And Katsuki just needs a single hint of an okay, to take it all the rest the way.

This wasn’t Total Drama. This was, arguably, something worse. “For this summer, instead of another season of Total Drama, we’ll be filming a spin-off. There will be no elimination, no challenges. Just the sixteen of you and some cameras, staying in one of my many private beachfront villas." "...You also have zero contact with the outside world, not even the internet! Just you, your friends, your enemies, your past drama. You’ll be staying the entire summer, and there are no prizes!” ... AKA. The reboot cast being forced to live together in a giant beach mansion. Slice of life, anyone?

After a funny accident that led Lucifer to know of future events before Charlie called for his help to get into Heaven, he must make the choice of continuing the story as it is or pursuing through a different path all together. Oh, and Alastor sucks! Yeah, he should tone down with all those angel pickup lines.

"You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list. "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly. He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.

Bradley forgot to mention a few important things before they visited Bradley’s home. Like an extra set of parents.

After witnessing a group of women practicing pole dancing, Nobara and Yuuji made a bet. Yuuji's honor is on the line, since he claimed he would dance on the pole easily without any actual experience. No one expected the results, not even the present dance instructor. This was the first bet that started the chaos. Or: How Yuuji showed everyone his new-found pole dancing skills only to prove his point.

The five camps get invitations to play, portraying the battle of Priestella. Excited and curious, they can only watch in horror at how poorly they are all misrepresented. Arc 5 spoilers, sort of. edit: Arc 8 spoilers, sort of