Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.*******************A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.
“I’ll make it worth your while,” she’d said, and who was he to refuse Granger promising him something possibly sexy or salacious.
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In which Hermione gives Draco a muggle cell phone and he learns about the joys of receiving nudes.
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