Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married since 18. Now, in honor of the truce between their organizations, they make a big show out of messing with their colleagues while subtly, or not-so-subtly, revealing their relationship. Also: They're disgustingly in love.
Or:3 times Soukoku had the time of their lives messing with their co-workers and the one time they finally told them they were married.
And with a final thrust of his hips, Dazai kissed Chuuya's cheeks. And praised him for his marvellous service and patted his head. "What an adorable lewd toy."
Chuuya shivered and gulped weakly.His insides felt hot and good and he liked the warmth of Dazai's semenAnd he detested Dazai to a gross extent.He was ashamed and disgusted.
Or,Dazai the malevolent beauty loving his darling doll.
One night, Chuuya accidentally activates corruption in his sleep. Fortunately, Dazai is right there to stop him and from then on, a certain arrangement is formed.
Or:An Anti-Arahabaki sleeping arrangement turns into a happy marriage between two idiots in love
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