Intro to Epidermal Graffiti

The long, dragged-out, emotional, let's-nearly-kill-'im version of Sam dealing with the trials. Setting Season 8. Post S8E20, right after Dean says, "Want me to do the whole, uh, airplane thing with the spoon?" Complete rewrites/revisions of this fic were completed on 8/20/2019. And now this fic has ART - Thank you TheGreenestGreenToEverGreen! Posting brand new chapters as of 8/20/2020 👀😃

AU Slytherin-Harry. Harry finds that Ron and the Weasleys have been being paid for being his friends and that Dumbledore is manipulating him. Harry has had enough and is about to show the wizarding world that he was truly meant for Slytherin; New friends, Creature-fic, Ron, Dumbledore, and Light side bashing. LM/NB, H/Hr, DM/PP

James' day off doesn't go as expected.

All the nobles are to do The Ritual when they come of age to ensure the prosperity of the Continent. Perhaps once upon a time, there were no monsters but now with no one to equal them and kill them, they are so numerous that going outside and traveling has become a very dangerous pastime. Tonight, it’s Jaskier’s turn and he has been set to fail.Thankfully, Fate has something different planned for him and so instead he set things right. [tags will be updated as we go as not to spoil the whole thing, if anything of significance should happen, I will warn in the corresponding chapter]

Honestly when you've been on a desert planet for upwards of fifteen years, everywhere else seems just a little chilly.Alternately: that one time Kylo Ren nearly went back home just to lecture the Resistance on healthcare.

“You know I’m not like you Jane. These feelings have been opened up, and I need to explore them, and I can only do that if you are with me. So, what do you say? Give me twenty four hours.” This is a one shot and although it can be read alone, I would advise reading my other short story, Merchandise first to get full context.

“Merlin,” Arthur grumbled to his servant, who was sitting by the fire Merlin looks over his shoulder at Arthur curled up in his bedroll. “Get over here, it’s cold.” “You want me to come and cuddle you for warmth?” Merlin asked, tauntingly, but makes to stand up anyway. “It’s not cuddling,” Arthur insisted, though he opens his arms for Merlin to crawl into them. “It’s called survival. I’m stealing your warmth. It’s your duty to make sure I’m kept comfortable, is it not?” ~~~ Arthur doesn't realise Merlin is his Favourite. Merlin has no idea what a King's Favourite even is. Everyone else in Camelot knows Merlin is Arthur's Favourite.

Deadpool kills people for a living. Everyone knows that. What, did Spider-Man miss the memo or something while he was out prancing around in form-fitting spandex? Who the hell shows up at a mercenary's house in the dead of night looking for medical attention? Well, someone's gotta save his (great) ass. Guess it's up to Deadpool now.

After the events of 1X04 (The Poisoned Chalice), where Merlin had rather intense moments with both Arthur and Gwen, Gaius and Merlin have the most awkward talk ever!

In which Harry decides to move to America and open a tea shop in muggle New York after the war. An interesting cast of people stumble in. You can take the wizard out of the wizarding world but trouble sure likes to follow. Harry sighs and just hopes his indestructibility spells will let him hold on to his eclectic mug collection. Harry is very done with this. Why is his shop becoming a hub for all the superheroes, villains, and misfits of the galaxy? Also it’s a tea house not a cafe thank you very much!

Tony knew that Monday would have come around eventually. He also knew that he was going to have to do something about the inevitable teasing from Ty's jock friends. Tony also knew that he was going to have to go for the throat. Like father like son. (please read past installments of this series.)

the last thing reaper expects to find is companionship on an assassination mission.

Dave and Spencer plan for their divorce. Of course, they need to get married first.

When Dazai is denied his early morning cuddles, he gets jealous.

Josh had never been the type of guy to throw around words like ‘beautiful’ or ‘stunning’, but looking at Sam, the one person that he loved more than anyone else in the world, made sixty-three hours, thirty-eight minutes, and twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight seconds not that bad.

Aoki Akari has a long history with Hatake Kakashi. From childhood friends to silent crushes, Akari has quietly waited in the background. While Kakashi's life has taken him in one direction, she has served Konoha as a Jonin and an Academy Sensei. In the light of Pain's attack and the conclusion of the Fourth Shinobi War, Kakashi finds himself walking back into the life of the friend he had left behind.

A sequel to "Symmetry" (so it's a good idea to have read that first!). Symmetry and this sequel are set in an alternate universe where Voyager was sent home by Kes before ever encountering the Borg, species 8472 and, most importantly, Seven of Nine. "Symmetry" told the story of how Kathryn Janeway met Seven of Nine in this universe and the angst, fireworks and love that followed. "Symmetry Revisited" picks up not long after and further explores the Symmetry universe and the relationship between Janeway and Seven as it's put to the greatest test. This story starts at a time equivalent to two months before the episode Endgame at the end of Season Seven in the canon universe. Warnings: No characters were harmed during the making of this fic, though a few were roughed up around the edges. This AU is generally a bit more gritty, seedy and nasty than the rose-tinted Starfleet original. This story features all female action, so look away now if that’s not your thing (though I know you’ll be peeking really). Also there’s some rather ropey techno-babble included, you’ll have to forgive me (as we all did TPTB in the first place).

Underneath that gruff exterior, all Derek really wants is a family. And Stiles Stilinski, of all people, smells like family.

Taehyung just wants to get laid. Is that too much to ask? Prompt: In which Taehyung has a one-night stand with a stranger who later turns out to be his manager at his new job.Submitting for Day 4 Vhope week - Profession

Written for NSFW Roadrat Week! Jamie is just a lonesome mer!eel hanging out in his lake when some dude named Mako suddenly shows up and turns out to be one of the rare alphas. Also, he's gorgeous, and Jamie isn't about to let Mako slip through his webbed fingers.

Poe is sent on a mission to scout a new First Order training base, deep in First Order space. There are a lot of things not to like about that, but the one that keeps bothering him is that he misses Finn. With thanks to BeautifulLights, who plotbunnied me. Beta by my ever-marvelous Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

What if Jaq and Gus hadn't made it in time to help Cinderella? A new twist on the ending of the classic Fairytale, and what lies beyond the story. She still gets her happy ending and her Prince, and her step family gets their just deserts.

She already knows Quinn Fabray is more than just a pretty face; she just didn't know it would take a few lifetimes to find out how much more. Post-canon!AU divergence.

What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation? "How?" Loki demanded. "Betrayal," his future self stated simply, rage clear in every syllable. "But you must control your reaction and come to see me, or you will repeat my mistakes and we will miss an opportunity to take control and alter things in our favor." It would have changed everything.

John and Rodney go looking for a former Atlantis scientist with annoyingly perfect hair, and end up in the most scientifically interesting community in America. Now the question is, will they ever be able to leave...