The Things I Don't Ask

Charlie Spring has been a physical therapist for the Leeds Badgers professional rugby team for two years. At the start of his third season, Nick Nelson is traded to the Badgers and both Nick and Charlie's worlds are turned upside down. Here it is, the Heartstopper x Sweater Weather crossover nobody but me clamored for! You do not need to read SW to read this fic. However, if you HAVEN'T read lumosinlove’s Sweater Weather (and Coast to Coast, and, well, everything), you absolutely should, because it is a remarkable piece of writing (as well as its own standalone AU). There will be parallels and divergences from both Heartstopper and Sweater Weather in this story. Do I know a ton about rugby? Nope! Do I live in England? I sure don't. Will I get a lot of things just wrong enough to be annoying? Definitely! Will there be science facts at the end of each chapter? I can’t help it. Enjoy the ride.

- A Namjin story set in a royal AU - Extract: “I won’t allow it,” Kim Namjoon stated in a matter-of-factly tone. “If you do that, I won’t speak to you ever again. You’ll be stuck here alone, until the end of time.” “I do have other friends, you know.” “True, but I’m your favorite,” Seokjin replied, gesturing to himself with a smirk. “You couldn’t stand not seeing me for more than a few weeks. Admit it.” The prince only grunted, not bothering to argue. “I’ll stop you, somehow.” Seokjin’s smile faded. “Look, I’ve already made my decision. I’ll join the army, starting at the bottom, and I’ll climb the ladders if I’m competent enough. That is all.” “That’s so senseless and impractical!” Namjoon exclaimed. “You could be major right away! Or at least lieutenant or captain! Starting out as a private, with your social status, is utterly ridiculous.” “I don’t want my blood to have anything to do with my success. I want to be recognized for my own strength.”

Thorin Durinson, head of Durinson & Company, an architectural firm specializing in environmentally responsible design and restoration, focuses all his creative abilities on his work and his affection on his family and old friends. And then one grey day, a woman in a red coat literally walks into his life, and just like that, everything changes. Inspired by a prompt from lostunderthemountain on Oct. 11th, based on this gorgeous photoset. ME: Mmm, rolled up sleeves, and who are you looking at, dearie, in that last frame? lostunderthemountain: OH! Modern AU in New York: Thorin Durinson is the is the Head of a global company that is continually under threat from Smaug’s (cause like they differ on many opinions or something….). Anyway, one morning he’s getting out of a taxi outside of the company’s building when he catches sight of one Miss Bella Baggins (not that he knows her name) and instantly his world freezes…until Fili shoves him to try to get him to move… Title from Lord Byron's poem "She Walks in Beauty"

Sansa Stark always liked her coffee hot and sweet. She finally found a guy that makes the sentence "I like my men the same way I like my coffee" real to her. Jon snow has no right to be that hot. Or: Sansa opens the coffee shop of her dreams, makes great friends and meets an unbelievably hot Jon Snow.

Soul Ties are the identifying marks one uses to find their soulmate, but Yamaguchi has a problem- he knows his soulmate is on Aoba Jousai's volleyball team, but he doesn't know who it is. (Fluff, Yamaguchi-centric)

3rd Annual Spartacus Kink Meme prompt; Modern AU - Agron loves being able to pick up Nasir and fuck him against the wall and Nasir finds he doesn't mind either.

Keith's a blogger fixated on the supernatural. When someone emails him about an arcade machine that grants a player superpowers, he finds himself pulled into an adventure - and friendship - even he never believed possible.

For their one year anniversary, Noctis thinks the present he should get Prompto should be meaningful and special. But also, Noctis believes Prompto deserves everything, so getting him a present is not an easy thing. That is, until Prompto jokingly suggests they buy a bouncing castle. Well, Noctis is rich, so what could possibly go wrong? Or, the one where Noctis doesn't know Prompto is joking and accidentally buys too much stuff.

in which both Keith and Shiro are stuck with birthdays on dates they don't like. Meeting each other makes it more than just a bit better.

The Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to visit her ill granny. She took some cake and lemonade in a basket. But when she arrived at the cottage and came into granny's bedroom, she met a wolf that had waiting to eat her. But, wait a minute... WHAT?

Lexa Woods decides to stop by the small coffee shop after going on a jog very early in the morning, and things go on from there. OrAn angsty, small soulmate one-shot that spans through the important events of Clarke and Lexa's lives.

Mine. Harry doesn’t understand what does it, maybe the high-pitched, but oddly hesitant voice or the soft pads of his dainty hand over his own rough one, but abruptly, an electric jolt runs up his spine and instinctively, he inhales deeply through his nose. The rich, sweet scent spreads through his blood like wildfire and the feral, caged part in him snaps. ...or, Louis is a pretty Omega who can't see & Harry's an Alpha who wants to be his eyes.

What happens when you accidentally send your boss the dick pic you were trying to send that cute guy on grindr? Office Space if it had been gay porn. Enjoy.

“I’ll take care of you, Elizabeth Cooper.” Betty eases herself up, their skin sticking together, the water splashing delicately against the porcelain tub. “You already do, Ronnie,” she says.

Lycanhood asked for someone to write smut for their 'I don't want to hurt you' story. I hadn't written smut in a while so offered, and basically here it is

Bucky gets sick, Steve tries for familiar comforts. Things...go a wee bit pear-shaped. Sam, of course, to the rescue. With bendy-straws.

“The battle of wits has begun,” Jason says, putting a threatening growl into his voice. “It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is dead.” “This is the stupidest thing you could have ever done,” Tim splutters, bewildered. “All I have to do is use the data I have on what kind of person you are - are you the kind of person who would poison your own shit, or would you poison mine?” -- After being called in as backup to take care of a sick Tim, Jason ends up in a battle of wits against a vengeance-driven Robin. Such a reversal of roles can only be described as, well, inconceivable!

John and Cam decide that there are some things more important than saving the planet, and they invite their friends to check it out. Near-future fic, post-series and movies.

He wasn’t sure what it was, exactly, or if it even had a proper name, but it was suffocating him. --- Prompt: Depressed!Lance having a major depressive episode and setting the gladiator simulation thing on its highest setting and letting it beat the shit out of him. - Edit: this is a warning to potential readers that this fic started as a one-shot and was not planned out at all. I worked on it until I was no longer motivated to do so and then ended it. I don't want anyone to go into it expecting a satisfying ending that wraps everything up, especially since I've seen a not so nice bookmark about it. Also, just a reminder that the author can see what you put in your bookmarks. Please be kind.

Phichit wakes up one morning to find he has attained full sentience. He is then forced through his own personal hell of living through different genres of fanfiction, and the only way to move on is to get Yuuri and Victor together. Luckily, he is the (multi) universe’s greatest wingman!

Reincarnation themed story where Eren runs into Levi on the streets of London while he is on a holiday. He never thought he would find the man in the first place. This story revolves around them building a life together after overcoming some obstacles on the way.

"Do you miss him?" "Miss him? God, what do you think? Besides, isn't it normal to miss a friend? He has been away for two years, ya' know?" "That's not what I mean." "I know it's not." The one where Yoongi and Hoseok ended on a sort of abrupt note of (almost) confession before Hoseok had to leave for Japan for two years. Hoseok gives Yoongi a homely surprise.

Jim's in over his head.

Ignis finds one of Prompto's sex toys in the Regalia. Again.

As Kara makes it a new normal to visit Lena after her work day, they end up spending countless nights together. Lena and kara grow closer, and their feelings for each other grow stronger.

It's not normal for a domestic hybrid to be with a predator hybrid, but kitten Jimin would choose panther Jungkook over anyone else no matter what society tried to make him believe. or Panther hybrid Jungkook fucks kitten hybrid Jimin seven days a week Based on a very simple yet wonderful prompt: Panther Hybrid Jungkook fucking Kitten Hybrid Jimin