Manhandling

The hobbit was wearing a dress. The hobbit looked good in a dress. The hobbit looked very good in a dress.

Ezreal and Lux's morning walk together slowly escalates into something more.

Written for this prompt: "Thranduil sits Kili on his lap and whispers in his ear all the things he'd like to do to him." Then I guess I slightly drifted away from there...or not? I don't even know!

Brook knew they weren't the only ones watching over their captain. Far from it. An early morning encounter leads him to renew an old promise to their captain's brother.

The Battle is over, Fili, Kili and Thorin are dead. Bilbo is pregnant and needs to leave the mountain immediately. She wants to return to her home in the Shire, but can't without a husband. Balin helps her find a solution.

Just a collection of shorter Spirk things I've posted on tumblr. Each chapter is labelled with the prompt title and the rating (T/M/E). I'll be adding to this occasionally :) Other tags may be added with later chapters.

“Alexander!” Magnus says, trying not to smile too hard. It’s a while since they’ve seen each other, and though they message regularly, it’s not quite the same. It’s nice to finally get a chance to see his friend. Plus Alec’s shoulders look lovely in his denim shirt. Yeah, there’s that too. “Come on,” he says, holding out his hand and trying not to think about it too much, “let’s get you a drink.”

An older and sadder Dean shows up at Rhonda's door, needing something he thinks he can get from her.

Stephen tried to give Christine a date she would remember. She would remember it all right with the constant emergency calls for Stephen to save the world, not to mention the presence of the cloak. No, she was not jealous of the cloak that certainly had seen more actions than her.( Aka an answer to a prompt about whether Stephen would eat weird food with tentacles on a date.)

Patrick had asked for this months ago. PWP.

Stress and exhaustion are catching up with the Girl of Steel. So much that when she falls asleep, she starts sleep-flying though National City sky to land on a certain CEO'S bed, and it becomes a habit. or Kara sleep-flies every night to Lena's bed, and discovers they are both art hoes. - - - The third chapter was heavily inspired by this amazing exhibition at the Gagosian Gallery in London, so if you want to have a better idea read about it here http://www.gagosian.com/exhibitions/avedon-warhol--february-09-2016 - - -

Adapted from a Tumblr prompt: instead of one adult, postwar character waking up at age eleven with full knowledge of what's to come and a determination to make it go better this time around, what if several of them did? Or: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Luna, Fred, and George each find themselves children again, fully aware of what's to come and plotting like mad to make it not happen--and each completely unaware that their classmates have found themselves in the same situation and are planning much the same thing. One person armed with foreknowledge can deftly reweave the timestream. Several people armed with foreknowledge are more likely to tangle it into spaghetti. And it doesn't help that maybe not everyone wants the same happy ending.

Two weeks after the events of "Once in an Orange Moon" Stiles and the pack perform a powerful ritual to locate their missing members, but what they find is not what they were expecting. What does the shadowy Deucalion expect to gain from the "gift" he gives Derek? As bodies begin to pile up bearing the hallmarks of Druidic sacrifice can Stiles and his fellow Alphas unravel the identities and motivations of their attackers in time? Or will their enemies band together to take down the pack and claim the trio's power for themselves? And will Stiles ever manage to get his boyfriend into bed again?

You're just a low tier supe. Expendable, in the eyes of Vought. The perfect "chew toy" to throw to Homelander in order to keep him satisfied. You were only supposed to shadow him for one week, so you can make his character more realistic in the propaganda game that Vought contracted you to work on. It was only supposed to be for one week, but you should know that Homelander isn't going to let you go that quickly. *Mind the tags!!!

James Bond has managed to live through several missions and assignments. But how did he manage to survive parenthood long enough to reach his 60th birthday?

Shoto just seems to attract trouble where ever he goes. Febuwhump 2024

Sam and Dean are about to be killed in a fight when Cas steps in. He's not happy.

Gaila acquires a puppy.

After Castiel goes missing, Sam and Dean spend months trying to find him. When they do, things will never be the same. Dean knew those British Men of Letters were bad news.

Carlos is a scientist. Scientists are self-reliant. (In which Carlos learns how to let someone love him)

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfill the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. An edited and updated version of my story on FF. Part 2 of Eternal Guardian Series.

They hadn’t even been on the surface two weeks when Frisk declared they wanted to take a road trip. They wouldn’t say why. They wouldn’t say where to exactly, either. Just that it was apparently quite far away from Mt. Ebott, and that there would be plenty of interesting sights along the way. “I know the way,” they said, and they sounded confident enough that their friends couldn’t help but believe them."----------Written for doodleimprovement on tumblr as part of the 2016 Undertale Secret Santa. The prompt was: "family feels and Dunkle Sans." When Frisk proposes a road trip to show their new friends the sights on the surface, there's almost not enough room in Papyrus' new car to fit them all. Still, the surface proves to be a very interesting place. especially when you tour it with good friends by your side. And if Frisk has an ulterior motive for this roadtrip, well, it's not like the monsters don't owe the kid a few favors. When that ulterior motive involves a confrontation with the parents Frisk left behind to fall, Sans in particular is surprised to realize just how important this kid has come to be to them all.

Tony has come to enjoy a drink after a fight. The fact that Loki, Avenger on retainer, shares this habit means nothing. Clad in torn leather garments, Loki doesn’t look like a work of art as he pours the scotch into a glass, and Tony certainly doesn’t feel his pants grow tight when the god proceeds to mix its content with a finger, sending his thoughts spiraling down the gutter. A shared habit means nothing. Green eyes lock with his. “Is there something on your mind, Stark?”