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The Girlfriend Experience

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While it's not like Dean hasn't had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
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While it's not like Dean hasn't had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him. He says, "You've been spying on Earth since the beginning of time and you don't know how to — " "I was stationed on Earth,
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